"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy --

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Mike B: Michael Jackson....I feel bad for the fucker. He couldn't go anywhere without being harassed. Fucker would have to go to Africa to be left alone. Mike G: Nah...he'd stand out there too...he'd be the only white guy!