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Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn’t.
-- Anonymous --
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:
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So to be honest, I really don’t know much about Sydney Sweeney. Apparently she’s caused a social media frenzy recently by posing for some jeans ad, and basically being a hot blonde with big tits. For some reason, hot blondes with big tits aren’t kosher in America anymore. The woke crowd decided it was unacceptable to be a hot blonde with big tits and have been relentlessly mocking and condemning her for her hotness and big tits.
Well fortunately this is the BHON page and not corporate America, where hot blondes with big tits are perfectly welcome. The woke can have all the representation they want...like heart disease and diabetes. We’re fine with the big tits over here thank you! So keep being hot with big tits Sydney! You do you! You have our support 100%!
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Waitress: Two more pitchers guys?
BHON: Yes please!
Mike B: ...crowd noise And show us your tits! crowd noise...
Waitress: Would you like one of each?
Mike B: ...crowd noise Hell Yeah, I wanna see them both! crowd noise...
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The Pbbbbt of the month column is taking a break while Sydney Sweeney takes the spotlight.
Looking up pbbbbt all day takes up a lot of time you know! A man needs a break every once and a while for things like sleeping, eating, work....shit like that! If Sydney Sweeney isn’t your cup of tea have no worries. There is a vast Internet full of gay porn out there that might be more to your liking. Just use the Google machine....
- July - 2025: Manhattan Bar & Grill, St Catharines
- May - 2025: Sideline Social Kitchen & Bar, St. Catharines
- March - 2025: The Usual Suspects , Niagara Falls
- November - 2024: Stirling Niagara Pub & Eatery, Niagara Falls
- November - 2024: The Courtyard Bar & Grill, St. Catharines
- May - 2024: Jo Blo’s Bar & Grill, St. Catharines
- April - 2024: Hooligan’s Sports Bar, Niagara Falls
- February - 2024: Silks Country Kitchen, Virgil
- February - 2024: The Eager Beaver, Niagara Falls
- December - 2023: Cat’s Kitchen and Bar, Niagara Falls
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The Weasel: For finally fucking off. (Note this award is to be
a permanent fixture)
Somebody : Where should we go? IDK, spin the wheel of wings.
Wheel of wings? All I see is the wheel of Pbbt!
It’s literally right above it.
I guess I’m focused on other things ;)
Everybody: Hey Steve taste this!
Most of us: I hate short weeks. People try to cram 5 days of stupid into 4. And they usually succeed.
The collective: Let’s try a place we haven’t been to in a while. Oh wait, they want reservations. Oh wait, you can only stay for 2.5 hours. Oh look, they have a band that night. Um yea, not going to happen.
And this is why we stick to certain places.
Radioactive Man: Why don’t these quotes change?
DBSP: Drunken Bar Slob Percentile - method for rating wingery
CPU: Defined as a Continuing Poultry Unit - 10 mild or 2 "911" hot
EVFL: Environmental Flatulance Level - 2 part - sound/scent
ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot
SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal
TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score.
PBBBBT!: Nude female skydiver sound effect. No whistle.
EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity.
DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
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