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I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup.. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why and she said,
"Because I’m trying to examine you."
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Miss V: I’ve already seen your cock!
Woppy DiWop: Hey, what aboutta da tomat?
Steve: Fire up the Zamboni to get her off, the ice.
Steve: What the fuck is this shit? (Upon receiving the gluten free beer)

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