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Derek J: Do you have any porcupine wings? You know PORK-YOU -pine? *wink wink nudge nudge*
November - 2025 : Hooligan’s Sports Bar, Niagara Falls
October - 2025 : Club Belvedere, Thorold
July - 2025 : Manhattan Bar & Grill, St Catharines
May - 2025 : Sideline Social Kitchen & Bar, St. Catharines
March - 2025 : The Usual Suspects , Niagara Falls
November - 2024 : Stirling Niagara Pub & Eatery, Niagara Falls
November - 2024 : The Courtyard Bar & Grill, St. Catharines
May - 2024 : Jo Blo’s Bar & Grill, St. Catharines
February - 2024 : Silks Country Kitchen, Virgil
February - 2024 : The Eager Beaver, Niagara Falls
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January 8th, 2026 Richard Cheese & the Frosty Nutsack Brigade Bugsy’s - Start the Year off Right! Lake & Lakeshore Beside the Ford F-150’s
The Weasel: For finally fucking off. (Note this award is to be
a permanent fixture)
Steve: What the fuck is this shit? (Upon receiving the gluten free beer)
Somebody : Where should we go? IDK, spin the wheel of wings.
Wheel of wings? All I see is the wheel of Pbbt!
It’s literally right above it.
I guess I’m focused on other things ;)
Everybody: Hey Steve taste this!
Most of us: I hate short weeks. People try to cram 5 days of stupid into 4. And they usually succeed.
The collective: Let’s try a place we haven’t been to in a while. Oh wait, they want reservations. Oh wait, you can only stay for 2.5 hours. Oh look, they have a band that night. Um yea, not going to happen.
And this is why we stick to certain places.
DBSP: Drunken Bar Slob Percentile - method for rating wingery
CPU: Defined as a Continuing Poultry Unit - 10 mild or 2 "911" hot
EVFL: Environmental Flatulance Level - 2 part - sound/scent
ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot
SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal
TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score.
PBBBBT!: Nude female skydiver sound effect. No whistle.
EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity.
DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
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