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Last night a very attractive young woman asked me if I preferred breasts or legs. I told her I what I really liked was a shaved snatch! Apparently I’m not welcome at that KFC anymore.
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BHON: What beer do you have on tap? Waitress at Rickijo’s: Blue, Blue Light, Coors Light, Canadian, Export, Rickards Red, Kieth’s...Uhm...oh and Sterling Tastes Like Ass BHON: Wait, can you repeat that last one? Waitress: Sterling...tastes like ASS! BHON: Ahhh....uhmm...okay then. Rickards it it! |







BHON Events History| Date: | Member: | Location: | Intersection: | Parking: |
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| March 19th, 2026 | Hugh G Rection | Club Belvedere | Front and John | Up Top, Down Below, U Pick |
Woppy DiWop: Hey, what aboutta da tomat?
Steve: Fire up the Zamboni to get her off, the ice.
Steve: What the fuck is this shit? (Upon receiving the gluten free beer)
Somebody : Where should we go? IDK, spin the wheel of wings. Wheel of wings? All I see is the wheel of Pbbt! It’s literally right above it. I guess I’m focused on other things ;)

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