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Ladies and gentlemen, after many months of development, we are pleased to announce the release of BHON AI version 0.69! Since companies all over the world are busy investing in AI technology, we figured why not jump on the bandwagon and try and make some money on one of our own! Finally, we are ready to present it to the world! The BHON AI is based on a complex new neural engine known as the "Cognitive Unified Network Toolset" or C.U.N.T. One of the main benefits of C.U.N.T over similar platforms such as OpenAI and ChatGPT are the significantly lower memory requirements due to our streamlined neural model. It has been trained exclusively by Mike G to eliminate redundancy in its output. Initial implementations of C.U.N.T. have not been without glitches though. Some say C.U.N.T. can be problematic unless handled appropriately. We welcome you to give C.U.N.T. a try. Please be aware we are still in our testing phase and your results may vary. |
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| April 30th, 2026 | Muffy the Cunt Puncher! | The Usual Suspects | Drummond and McLeod | Lots in Behind |
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Woppy DiWop: Hey, what aboutta da tomat?
Steve: Fire up the Zamboni to get her off, the ice.
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