"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy --
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Have You Quit Your New Years Resolutions Yet?
Welcome to 2025 - New Year, same old bullshit!
I don’t have anything inspirational to post, so here’s some ASS!
BHON Random Pics and Quotables du Jour!
Derek M: I suffer from sleep apnea. My sleep gets interrupted by my breathing. Mike B: I suffer from sleep annoya! My sleep gets interrupted by annoying shit!
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Pbbbbt - January 2025!
Since January is a long depressing month, here’s a supersize collection of PBBBBT! Enjoy!!!
The Weasel: For finally fucking off. (Note this award is to be
a permanent fixture)
Wing Slams:
Quotables:
Everybody: Hey Steve taste this!
Most of us: I hate short weeks. People try to cram 5 days of stupid into 4. And they usually succeed.
The collective: Let’s try a place we haven’t been to in a while. Oh wait, they want reservations. Oh wait, you can only stay for 2.5 hours. Oh look, they have a band that night. Um yea, not going to happen.
And this is why we stick to certain places.
Radioactive Man: Why don’t these quotes change?
Steve: When it gets hard it expands then it hits the back of your throat and you start gagging...
Wing Terms:
DBSP: Drunken Bar Slob Percentile - method for rating wingery CPU: Defined as a Continuing Poultry Unit - 10 mild or 2 "911" hot EVFL: Environmental Flatulance Level - 2 part - sound/scent ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score. PBBBBT!: Nude female skydiver sound effect. No whistle. EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity. DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
BHON 1996 -
2025
Celebrating
29
Years!
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