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- May - 2026: Club Belvedere, Thorold
- April - 2026: The Usual Suspects , Niagara Falls
- April - 2026: Chip n Charlies, Niagara Falls
- February - 2026: Chuck’s Roadhouse, St. Catharines
- November - 2025: Hooligan’s Sports Bar, Niagara Falls
- July - 2025: Manhattan Bar & Grill, St Catharines
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| September 17th, 2026 | 30th Anniversary!!! | Bugsys of Course | Lake & Lakeshore | Mucho Bueno |
The Weasel: For finally fucking off. (Note this award is to be
a permanent fixture)
Mike B: I’m not saying John’s gay or anything, he just likes to eat Snickers bars upside down so he can feel the veins on his tongue.
MikeB: The colon is the gateway to the soul.
Miss V: I’ve already seen your cock!
Woppy DiWop: Hey, what aboutta da tomat?
Steve: Fire up the Zamboni to get her off, the ice.
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PBBBBT!: Nude female skydiver sound effect. No whistle.
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