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My wife was in labor with our first child. She was shouting, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!" She looked at me and yelled, "You did this to me,
you bastard!" I casually replied, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your ass but you said, ’That would hurt too much’."
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| Captain Ron: Get me a real glass please, I'm not drinking outta this little faggot thing... |







BHON Events History| Date: | Member: | Location: | Intersection: | Parking: |
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| March 19th, 2026 | Hugh G Rection | Club Belvedere | Front and John | Up Top, Down Below, U Pick |
Woppy DiWop: Hey, what aboutta da tomat?
Steve: Fire up the Zamboni to get her off, the ice.
Steve: What the fuck is this shit? (Upon receiving the gluten free beer)
Somebody : Where should we go? IDK, spin the wheel of wings. Wheel of wings? All I see is the wheel of Pbbt! It’s literally right above it. I guess I’m focused on other things ;)

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