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My wife was in labor with our first child. She was shouting, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!" She looked at me and yelled, "You did this to me,
you bastard!" I casually replied, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your ass but you said, ’That would hurt too much’."
-- Anonymous --
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The Weasel: For finally fucking off. (Note this award is to be
a permanent fixture)Miss V: I’ve already seen your cock!
Woppy DiWop: Hey, what aboutta da tomat?
Steve: Fire up the Zamboni to get her off, the ice.
Steve: What the fuck is this shit? (Upon receiving the gluten free beer)
Somebody : Where should we go? IDK, spin the wheel of wings.
Wheel of wings? All I see is the wheel of Pbbt!
It’s literally right above it.
I guess I’m focused on other things ;)
DBSP: Drunken Bar Slob Percentile - method for rating wingeryCPU: Defined as a Continuing Poultry Unit - 10 mild or 2 "911" hotEVFL: Environmental Flatulance Level - 2 part - sound/scentROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hotSAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimalTAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score.PBBBBT!: Nude female skydiver sound effect. No whistle.EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity.DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
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