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- May - 2026: Club Belvedere, Thorold
- April - 2026: The Usual Suspects , Niagara Falls
- April - 2026: Chip n Charlies, Niagara Falls
- February - 2026: Chuck’s Roadhouse, St. Catharines
- November - 2025: Hooligan’s Sports Bar, Niagara Falls
- July - 2025: Manhattan Bar & Grill, St Catharines
- May - 2025: Sideline Social Kitchen & Bar, St. Catharines
- November - 2024: Stirling Niagara Pub & Eatery, Niagara Falls
- November - 2024: The Courtyard Bar & Grill, St. Catharines
- May - 2024: Jo Blo’s Bar & Grill, St. Catharines
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The Weasel: For finally fucking off. (Note this award is to be
a permanent fixture)
Mike B: I’m not saying John’s gay or anything, he just likes to eat Snickers bars upside down so he can feel the veins on his tongue.
MikeB: The colon is the gateway to the soul.
Miss V: I’ve already seen your cock!
Woppy DiWop: Hey, what aboutta da tomat?
Steve: Fire up the Zamboni to get her off, the ice.
DBSP: Drunken Bar Slob Percentile - method for rating wingery
CPU: Defined as a Continuing Poultry Unit - 10 mild or 2 "911" hot
EVFL: Environmental Flatulance Level - 2 part - sound/scent
ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot
SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal
TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score.
PBBBBT!: Nude female skydiver sound effect. No whistle.
EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity.
DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
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