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Mike B: I’m not saying John’s gay or anything, he just likes to eat Snickers bars upside down so he can feel the veins on his tongue.
MikeB: The colon is the gateway to the soul.
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Steve: Fire up the Zamboni to get her off, the ice.
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CPU: Defined as a Continuing Poultry Unit - 10 mild or 2 "911" hot
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