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Last night a very attractive young woman asked me if I preferred breasts or legs. I told her I what I really liked was a shaved snatch! Apparently I’m not welcome at that KFC anymore.
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Ladies and gentlemen, after many months of development, we are pleased to announce the release of BHON AI version 0.69! Since companies all over the world are busy investing in AI technology, we figured why not jump on the bandwagon and try to make some money on one of our own! Finally, we are ready to present it to the world! The BHON AI is based on a complex new natural language engine known as the "Cognitive Unified Neural Toolkit" or C.U.N.T. One of the main benefits of C.U.N.T. over competing platforms such as OpenAI and ChatGPT are the significantly lower memory requirements due to our streamlined neural model. It has been trained exclusively by Mike G to eliminate redundancy in its output. Initial implementations of C.U.N.T. have not been without glitches though. Some say C.U.N.T. can be problematic unless handled appropriately. Sometimes C.U.N.T. can be unpredictable and we cannot quite put our finger on it. Inserting queries into C.U.N.T. are encouraged and we welcome your feedback. Please be aware we are still in our testing phase and your results may vary. Use advice given by C.U.N.T. at your own risk! |
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| April 30th, 2026 | Muffy the Cunt Puncher! | The Usual Suspects | Drummond and McLeod | Lots in Behind |
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Woppy DiWop: Hey, what aboutta da tomat?
Steve: Fire up the Zamboni to get her off, the ice.
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