"Filled with mingled cream and amber I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chambers of my brain -- Quaintest thoughts -- queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today." -- Edgar Allan Poe --
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BHON Random Pics and Quotables du Jour!
BHON: What beer do you have on tap? Waitress at Rickijo’s: Blue, Blue Light, Coors Light, Canadian, Export, Rickards Red, Kieth’s...Uhm...oh and Sterling Tastes Like Ass BHON: Wait, can you repeat that last one? Waitress: Sterling...tastes like ASS! BHON: Ahhh....uhmm...okay then. Rickards it it!
The Weasel: For finally fucking off. (Note this award is to be
a permanent fixture)
Wing Slams:
Quotables:
Miss V: I’ve already seen your cock!
Woppy DiWop: Hey, what aboutta da tomat?
Steve: Fire up the Zamboni to get her off, the ice.
Steve: What the fuck is this shit? (Upon receiving the gluten free beer)
Somebody : Where should we go? IDK, spin the wheel of wings.
Wheel of wings? All I see is the wheel of Pbbt!
It’s literally right above it.
I guess I’m focused on other things ;)
Wing Terms:
DBSP: Drunken Bar Slob Percentile - method for rating wingery CPU: Defined as a Continuing Poultry Unit - 10 mild or 2 "911" hot EVFL: Environmental Flatulance Level - 2 part - sound/scent ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score. PBBBBT!: Nude female skydiver sound effect. No whistle. EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity. DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
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