Best Bar of 2003:


Hooter's Niagara Falls


Best Wings of 2003:


Bugsy's


Best Waitress of 2003:


Angie - The Lazy Lizard


Worst Server of 2003:


The bitch at Mustang's


Best Newcomer of 2003:


Hooter's Niagara Falls


Quotable of the Year:


Derek J - What imported beers do you have on tap?
Waiter - Uh...we have Export?

Co-Winner: Porkchop Sandwiches!


BHON Character of the Year:


GI-Joe! (Porkchop Sandwiches!)


Most Amusing BHON of the Year:


The Mustang's Night


Best Performance by a BHON Member:


Patrick & Derek J - For their stunned silence when Janet responded to their shaved pussy comments.


Best Performance by a Non BHON Member:


Janet @ Hooters - For sitting down and telling us how much she appreciates shaved pussy, and shocking Patrick and Derek J!


Freak of the Year:


None Nominated


Best Comeback:


Derek H - Even though it was at JohnnyZ's place, what choice did he have?


Lifetime Achievement Award:


Bugsy's - For going on 8 years of consistency!