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Relax Bar
Wingage Score: 28%
Address: 131 Niagara St. - St Catharines
Parking: Nowhere Near
Intersection: Hillbilly Ave & Skidrow St
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Last Reviewed: May 6th, 1999
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Last Visited: May 6th, 1999
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| BHON - May 1999 |
28.0% |
Overall - May 1999:
Waitress: MAMA! HOW MANY WINGS WE GOTS? (105 Decibels)
Mama: HUH? (95 Decibels)
Waitress: I SAID HOW MANY WINGS WE GOTS? (110 Decibels)
Mama: HOW MANY YO WANT? (100 Decibels)
Apparently they kill the chickens by hollering at them. This wasn’t looking good.
The Relax bar was all about value. The crooked, uneven floor, wobbly tables and leaning walls made you feel hammered by the time you sat down. The Salvatore Dali + Flintstone inspired front facade is a landmark that’s frequently photographed. As a crime scene.
Wings? Dont even go there.
- Batch #1 - Picture a Puny Schnitzelesque, tasteless, skin-wrapped pair of toothpicks. Oops, we forgot to make em hot.
- Batch #2 - Smaller versions of batch 1, a little hotter, with a really weird taste, kinda like an automotive lubricant.
- Batch #3 - Big, meaty, saucy, nice and hot! How is this possible? A quick drive and thanks to Cheers - St. Catharines, that’s how!
Ugh.
Previous Reviews:
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