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Saucapalooza 2014 Redux
Wingage Score: 99%
Address: BHON Clubhouse - Thorold
Parking: Street & Driveway
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Last Reviewed: June 12th, 2014
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Last Visited: June 12th, 2014
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June 12, 2014 - On the eve of the Ontario Provincial election, a far more important event was scheduled to take place. Saucapalooza 2014 Redux, Reloaded.
After an intense forensic investigation into the loss of the original Saucapalooza 2014 results, it was concluded that the accounting firm of Bendover and Buttfuqqum was responsible for the egregious accounting errors and their services terminated. Instead, we’ve decided to hire the same accounting firm the Ontario Liberal government used to determine the cost of cancelling the Oakville and Mississauga gas plants. What could possibly go wrong!
Fifteen new hot sauce varieties would vie for the crown in this hot sauce extravaganza of epic proportions! Would any of the new contenders take the crown from last year’s favourite, Ass in the Tub?
Overall Results:
Best Overall Tasting Sauce:
- Blair’s After Death
Runners Up:
- Yucatan Sunshine
- Black Mamba
- Mad Gringo
Most Painful Sauce:
- Black Mamba by a landslide
Most Dissappointing Hot Sauce:
- Essense of Niagara
Runner Up:
- Guy Fieri
Worst Tasting Sauce:
- Ass in the tub Special Reserve
Most Rediculous Hot Sauce:
- Black Mamba
| Sauce Name |
Heat |
Taste |
After-burn |
Perist-ence |
Total Score |
Aroma |
Pepper Variety |
Scoville
Rating |
Description of Flavour |
| 2014 Contenders |
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| Addiction Naga Jolokia |
5 |
4 |
5 |
5 |
19 |
Habanero |
Naga Jolokia Pepper |
1 Million |
Meh |
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Anal Angst
X-Hot Sauce
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2 |
7 |
1 |
1 |
11 |
Smokey |
Habanero, Garlic Extract & Worchestershire |
30,000 |
Spicy steak sauce |
| Ass in the Tub Special Reserve |
4 |
2 |
3 |
3 |
12 |
Chemically, paint thinner |
Habanero, African Oleoresin, Scotch Bonnet |
300,000 |
Chemically, ballsac |
| Blair’s After Death with Liquid Rage |
delayed 9 |
8 |
9 |
9 |
35 |
Smokey Habanero Death |
Habanero, Cayenne, Chipotle & Cayenne Extract |
490,500 |
Holy fuck does it ever stop??? (Nice!) |
| Black Mamba Venomous Hot Sauce |
11 |
7 |
11 |
11 |
40 |
FUCK! |
Chocolate Habanero, Capsaicin |
2.5 Million |
FUCK!!!! |
| Butt Plug Relief |
5 |
7 |
2 |
2 |
16 |
Asian |
Aged Red Pepper, Habanero & Garlic Extract |
75,000 |
Garlic, thai fusion |
| Defcon 1 X-Hot Wing Sauce |
3 |
2 |
3 |
3 |
11 |
Smokey, Buttery, Mustard |
Cayenne Pepper |
50,000 |
Weird |
| See Dick Burn |
4 |
2 |
2 |
2 |
10 |
Cunty |
Cayenne Pepper, Cayenne Oleoresin |
50,000 |
Douchey |
| Tapatio Sauce Picante |
2 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
7 |
Typical Mexican Taco Sauce |
Red Pepper & Garlic |
3,000 |
Taco Sauce |
| Guy Fieri Buffalo Wing Sauce |
1 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
7 |
Butter and Franks |
Tabasco, Cayenne, Worchestershire |
n/a |
Aroma garlicy buttery |
| Essence of Niagara |
0 |
3 |
2 |
0 |
5 |
Smokey Ketchup |
Mesilla, Portugal, Chili Grande, Ring of Fire, Cherry Bomb, Cayenne, Cerccepicola Red, Habanero |
n/a |
Smokey Ketchup Douche |
| Mad Gringo Deadly Inferno |
6 |
8 |
4 |
6 |
24 |
Vinegary but more fragrant |
Habanero, Trinidad Scorpion, Ghost Pepper |
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Tangy, habaneroey |
| Yucatan Sunshine |
4 |
9 |
3 |
3 |
19 |
Not overwhelming but vinagary |
Red Habanero |
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Quite Nice |
| Mayanik Chile Habanero Rojo |
5 |
7 |
4 |
6 |
22 |
Vinagary |
Red Habanero |
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Habaneroey |
| Hatari Peri-Peri Sauce |
2 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
11 |
Garlicy, Sweet |
Peri-Peri & Habanero Peppers |
9? |
Tasty, not hot though |
| 2013 Contenders |
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| Ass in Space |
7 |
8 |
9 |
8 |
32 |
Stronger Cayenne, Spicy Clamato |
Cayenne Pepper |
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Sneaky Bastard |
| Brand New Asshole |
7 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
17 |
Standard Frank’s |
Cayenne Pepper |
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More vinegary than Ass in the Tub |
| Mean Green Motherfucker |
6 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
13 |
Jalepeno-ie |
Jalapeno Pepper |
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Vinegary. Douchey |
| The Hottest Fuckin Sauce |
8 |
6 |
9 |
7 |
30 |
Smokey BBQ Sauce |
Habanero & Scotch Bonnet |
600,000 |
Bitter. Rotten Smokey. |
| Larry’s Hot Pussy Juice |
4 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
12 |
BBQ Sauce, Possible Stealth Sauce |
Habanero & Chipotle Pepper |
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Old burnt tire flavour. |
| Ass in the Tub |
6 |
10 |
2 |
2 |
20 |
Typical Cayenne |
Cayenne Pepper |
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Warm, soothing heat. |
| Congo/Calypso Hot Sauce |
5 |
9 |
4 |
2 |
20 |
Mustard with a hint of fruit. |
Scotch Bonnet/Peri peri/Moboasso Peppers |
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Tasty, dissappointing heat. |
| Pain 85% |
10 |
8 |
9 |
8 |
35 |
Habanero Scent |
Habanero Pepper |
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Fuck. |
| Pain 100% |
11 |
6 |
11 |
9 |
37 |
Habanero Scent |
Habanero Pepper |
13,650 |
Double Fuck. |
| The Hottest Fuckin Wing Sauce |
9.5 |
9 |
6 |
6 |
30.5 |
Watered Down Frank’s |
Cayenne Pepper |
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Meh. |
| Frank’s Extra Hot |
8 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
17 |
Benchmark Franks |
Cayenne Pepper |
2,085 |
Benchmark Hot |
| Sarachi Sauce |
8 |
9 |
9 |
2 |
27 |
Chile |
Chilli Pepper |
2,200 |
Ketchupy Chili Flavour. |
Completely Unnecessary Charts and Graphs!
TBD
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