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Saucapalooza 2014

Wingage Score: 99%

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Last Reviewed: February 20th, 2014

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On February 20th - 2014, the second annual BHON Saucapalooza took place. Twelve new hot sauce varieties would vie for the crown in this hot sauce extravaganza of epic proportions! Would any of the new contenders take the crown from last year’s favourite, Ass in the Tub?

Sadly, the scoring results for this event were lost in a tragic fire (actually we were all in so much pain we forgot to tally the scores). So this year we cannot provide all the lovely and colourful charts and graphs as in previous years. So, just to make this page look pretty, we’ve included last year’s results as well.

Best Overall Tasting Sauce:

- Ass in the Tub - just a nice standard cayenne hot with a proper afterburn.

Runners Up:

- Ass in Space

- Frank’s Xtra Hot

- Hottest Fuckin’ Wing Sauce

Special props to Frank’s for holding its own against the more exotic contenders!

Most Painful Sauce:

- 100% Pain, uncontested crown holder

Most Dissappointing Hot Sauce:

- Congo/Calypso - With Scotch Bonnet, Peri-Peri and Mobaso Peppers, we were expecting this one to take the pain crown, but it was barely spicier than hot-dog mustard.

Runner Up:

- Mean Green Motherfucker - promising jalapeno base was too vinegary, might work in chili but definately not good with wings.

Worst Tasting Sauce:

- Larry’s Hot Pussy Juice - smelt and tasted like a burning tire factory.

If pussy tasted like that, there’d be a lot of lonely women in the world.

Sauce Name	Heat	Taste	Afterburn	Peristence	Total Score	Aroma	Pepper Variety	Description of Flavour
2014 Contenders
Addiction Naga Jolokia							Naga Jolokia Pepper
Anal Angst X-Hot Sauce							Habanero, Garlic Extract & Worchestershire
Ass in the Tub Special Reserve							Habanero, African Oleoresin, Scotch Bonnet
Blair’s After Death with Liquid Rage							Habanero, Cayenne, Chipotle & Cayenne Extract
Black Mamba Venomous Hot Sauce							Chocolate Habanero, Capsaicin
Butt Plug Relief							Aged Red Pepper, Habanero & Garlic Extract
Defcon 1 X-Hot Wing Sauce							Cayenne Pepper
See Dick Burn							Cayenne Pepper, Cayenne Oleoresin
Tapatio Sauce Picante							Red Pepper & Garlic
Guy Fieri Buffalo Wing Sauce							Tabasco, Cayenne, Worchestershire
Essence of Niagara							Mesilla, Portugal, Chili Grande, Ring of Fire, Cherry Bomb, Cayenne, Cerccepicola Red, Habanero
Hatari Peri-Peri Sauce							Peri-Peri & Habanero Peppers
2013 Contenders
Ass in Space	7	8	9	8	32	Stronger Cayenne, Spicy Clamato	Cayenne Pepper	Sneaky Bastard
Brand New Asshole	7	8	2	0	17	Standard Frank’s	Cayenne Pepper	More vinegary than Ass in the Tub
Mean Green Motherfucker	6	5	2	0	13	Jalepeno-ie	Jalapeno Pepper	Vinegary. Douchey
The Hottest Fuckin Sauce	8	6	9	7	30	Smokey BBQ Sauce	Habanero & Scotch Bonnet	Bitter. Rotten Smokey.
Larry’s Hot Pussy Juice	4	4	2	2	12	BBQ Sauce, Possible Stealth Sauce	Habanero & Chipotle Pepper	Old burnt tire flavour.
Ass in the Tub	6	10	2	2	20	Typical Cayenne	Cayenne Pepper	Warm, soothing heat.
Congo/Calypso Hot Sauce	5	9	4	2	20	Mustard with a hint of fruit.	Scotch Bonnet/Peri peri/Moboasso Peppers	Tasty, dissappointing heat.
Pain 85%	10	8	9	8	35	Habanero Scent	Habanero Pepper	Fuck.
Pain 100%	11	6	11	9	37	Habanero Scent	Habanero Pepper	Double Fuck.
The Hottest Fuckin Wing Sauce	9.5	9	6	6	30.5	Watered Down Frank’s	Cayenne Pepper	Meh.
Frank’s Extra Hot	8	9	0	0	17	Benchmark Franks	Cayenne Pepper	Benchmark Hot
Sarachi Sauce	8	9	9	2	27	Chile	Chilli Pepper	Ketchupy Chili Flavour.

Saucapalooza 2014

Wingage Score: 99%

Completely Unnecessary Charts and Graphs from last year!