Saucapalooza 2013
Wingage Score: 99%
Address: BHON Clubhouse - Thorold
Parking: On the neighbour’s lawn
Intersection: Street & Driveway
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Last Reviewed: April 25th, 2013
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Last Visited: April 25th, 2013
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On April 25th - 2013, the members of BHON embarked on the first ever Saucapalooza at the BHON Clubhouse. Twelve hot sauce varieties would vie for the crown in this hot sauce extravaganza of epic proportions!
Now that the results have been calculated (special thanks to the accounting firm of Toilette & Douche) we can now announce the winners for Saucapalooza 2013!
Best Overall Tasting Sauce:
- Ass in the Tub - just a nice standard cayenne hot with a proper afterburn.
Runners Up:
- Ass in Space
- Frank’s Xtra Hot
- Hottest Fuckin’ Wing Sauce
Special props to Frank’s for holding its own against the more exotic contenders!
Most Painful Sauce:
- 100% Pain, uncontested crown holder
Most Dissappointing Hot Sauce:
- Congo/Calypso - With Scotch Bonnet, Peri-Peri and Mobaso Peppers, we were expecting this one to take the pain crown, but it was barely spicier than hot-dog mustard.
Runner Up:
- Mean Green Motherfucker - promising jalapeno base was too vinegary, might work in chili but definately not good with wings.
Worst Tasting Sauce:
- Larry’s Hot Pussy Juice - smelt and tasted like a burning tire factory.
If pussy tasted like that, there’d be a lot of lonely women in the world.
| Sauce Name |
Heat |
Taste |
Afterburn |
Peristence |
Total Score |
Aroma |
Pepper Variety |
Description of Flavour |
| Ass in Space |
7 |
8 |
9 |
8 |
32 |
Stronger Cayenne, Spicy Clamato |
Cayenne Pepper |
Sneaky Bastard |
| Brand New Asshole |
7 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
17 |
Standard Frank’s |
Cayenne Pepper |
More vinegary than Ass in the Tub |
| Mean Green Motherfucker |
6 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
13 |
Jalepeno-ie |
Jalapeno Pepper |
Vinegary. Douchey |
| The Hottest Fuckin Sauce |
8 |
6 |
9 |
7 |
30 |
Smokey BBQ Sauce |
Habanero & Scotch Bonnet |
Bitter. Rotten Smokey. |
| Larry’s Hot Pussy Juice |
4 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
12 |
BBQ Sauce, Possible Stealth Sauce |
Habanero & Chipotle Pepper |
Old burnt tire flavour. |
| Ass in the Tub |
6 |
10 |
2 |
2 |
20 |
Typical Cayenne |
Cayenne Pepper |
Warm, soothing heat. |
| Congo/Calypso Hot Sauce |
5 |
9 |
4 |
2 |
20 |
Mustard with a hint of fruit. |
Scotch Bonnet/Peri peri/Moboasso Peppers |
Tasty, dissappointing heat. |
| Pain 85% |
10 |
8 |
9 |
8 |
35 |
Habanero Scent |
Habanero Pepper |
Fuck. |
| Pain 100% |
11 |
6 |
11 |
9 |
37 |
Habanero Scent |
Habanero Pepper |
Double Fuck. |
| The Hottest Fuckin Wing Sauce |
9.5 |
9 |
6 |
6 |
30.5 |
Watered Down Frank’s |
Cayenne Pepper |
Meh. |
| Frank’s Extra Hot |
8 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
17 |
Benchmark Franks |
Cayenne Pepper |
Benchmark Hot |
| Sarachi Sauce |
8 |
9 |
9 |
2 |
27 |
Chile |
Chilli Pepper |
Ketchupy Chili Flavour. |
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