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2010-04-22
Robin: Will you be having the Blue berry Waffles for breakfast this morning?
Mike G: I hear they make their own syrup?
Robin: Do you know that for sure or are you just Pustulating?
Mike B: Oh the jokes are just OOZING out tonight!
2010-03-25
Chris: Are you obsessed with your boobs?
Vickie: No, I just keep looking at my pendant but my boobs are just there in the way.
Mike G: I’ve got a pendant too - between my legs.
Kathy & Vickie: That’s not a pendant, that’s a pendulum!
2010-03-25
Kathy: Don't forget your pills Chris.
Mike G: Are they viagra?
Kathy: They're really helping my throat.
BHON: ROFL...
Kathy: Oh shuttup, that's not what I meant, and don't you go putting that on the wing page! ... Gives Mike the evil eye ...
2010-03-25
Vickie: So what does Mike B do for this company?
Mike G: He's an EDI expert.
Vickie: Which means what exactly?
Mike G: Well, let's say Walmart wants to order some BIG DILDOS. Their purchasing system sends an EDI document to the DILDO supplier automatically. Mike does the magic that makes all this happen electronically.
Chris: I didn't know Walmart sold dildos?
Old Couple at the next table: Jaws dropped...Stunned look
Vickie: OMG ROTFL!!!! Did you see the look on that old couple's faces when you said DILDO?!?!?
BHON: LOL
2010-03-25
Vickie: Holy FUCK it's cold out here!
Mike G: Walk faster then!
Vickie: Yeah well you arn't the one wearing a skirt!
Mike G: So you have a blue waffle?
Dan: More like an ice waffle!
Vickie: Oh FUCK OFF!!!
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