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2011-04-07
Mike B: Carryover is better than Karaoke!
2011-04-07
Ron: It’s not that my jokes are intentionally long, I just don’t remember the punch lines so I keep going until I get there!
Mike B: Ron’s pulling a fillabuster!
2011-04-07
Mike B: My stupid cat kept playing DJ with the water dish, spilling shit all over the floor so I taped a 10 pound weight to the bottom of it. FUCK YOU cat, I WIN!
2010-10-21
Mike G: The chick that plays thirteen on House is off doing a movie or something.
Mike B: Hopefully she shows some tits in it!
Mike G: Eh...she doesn't have very big tits though...
Dan: It's her eyes and the hair that makes her hot.
Mike B: I wouldn't mind seeing her snatch!
2010-10-21
Mike B: Her snatch is so big, they named a constellation after her labia-majora. When she looks at the stars at night, she points and says "There's Orion, there's the big dipper, there's my snatch!"
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