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2004-01-01
Sterling Rep: Hi, Im the new rep for Labatt Sterling’. Our low-carb beer is aimed at active people.
Patrick: But, if you are active you need MORE carbs, not less. What’s wrong with carbs is you are active?
Sterling Rep: That’s right, hence you see why we are targeting active people.
BHON: huh?
2004-01-01
Sterling Rep: Did I mention I have excellent cans and a wicked camel toe? Please have some free beer!
Mike G: Labia, lips, mmm.. labia, camel toe. Ooo, labial labiatis majoris camel toe labias labia. Mmmm. Oh look, beer!
2003-12-01
None: Go eat a dick.
2003-11-01
Derek J: What imported beer do you have on tap?
Waitress: Uh...we have Export...
2003-10-01
Mike G: If you’re not into oral sex, keep your fucking mouth shut!
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