28th Anniversary · 1996 - 2024
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2006-01-10
BHON:
What dark beer do you have on tap? Waitress: You mean like O.V.???
2006-01-10
Donna:
How’s the urine smell?
Johnny-Z:
So So...
Donna:
Oh Fuck off and quit breathing then!
2006-01-10
Derek J:
Do you have any porcupine wings? You know
PORK-YOU
-pine? *wink wink nudge nudge*
2006-01-10
From the Hooters Newsletter:
I played a blank tape at full blast yesterday and the mime next door went nuts!
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from heartburn, does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
Don’t pay your rent...come to Hooters!
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
2004-12-01
Mike G:
Do you have any plain ordinary fucking hot wings? Like not this fruity-ass shit?
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