29th Anniversary · 1996 - 2025
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2008-11-20
Vickie:
Jeff Healey died of cancer right?
Mike B:
I bet he didn’t see that coming!
2008-11-20
Mike G:
Nice wing sauce....tastes like 50% tomato paste, 50% douche!
2008-10-23
Waitress:
Do you guys want to see my.......Twoonie? (Not the SMYT we here hoping for)
2008-09-25
Krissy:
You guys want anything to eat?
Derek J:
I’d like a large plate of breasts!
Krissy:
Sorry, these are all I got for ya (pushing breasts up with her hands) ...But I can offer you a large serving of ASS....(turns around and shoves ass in our direction)
2008-09-25
Krissy:
You guys all hung up on the size of your cocks...I could take all of your cocks at once in my huge vagina. It’s like a fucking vortex!
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