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2018-10-04 | #MeToo | Hooligan’s | Portage & O’Neil | Not without my anus! |
2007-09-27 | 11th BHON Anniversary! | RickiJo’s | Welland & Bunting | Wal-Mart Sized |
2017-09-21 | 21st Anniversary Party | Bugsy’s | Lakeshore and Lake | Not near the cops |
2018-09-20 | 22nd Anniversary | Manhattan’s Bar & Grill | Scott & Vine | Beside the Rusty Trombone |
2020-09-17 | 24th Anniversary | Hooligan’s | Covid & Quarantine | Facemasks Mandatory |
2016-01-14 | 3 Wise Men | Bugsy’s | Lakeshore and that other road | As close to the door as you can get |
2021-04-29 | A Cunt by Any Other Name | Cancello du Cancelmont | Suck & MaiCoq | In Your Own garage |
2018-09-06 | A Cunt! | Clancy’s | Stanley Ave & Valleyway - Niagara Falls | Not in a Cunt! |
2019-09-19 | A. Nell Sacks | Bugsy’s - 23rd BHON Anniversary Gala! | Lake & Lakeshore | Watch for Weed |
2023-11-23 | Admin | Postponed | N/A | N/A |
2009-10-22 | Admin | The Golden Pheasant (The Duck) | Ontario + GM | Haphazardly |
2009-02-12 | Admin | Bugsy’s | Lake & Lakeshore | Oui monsieur |
2007-11-08 | Admin | Bugsy’s | Lake + Lakeshore | Gobs |
2007-05-24 | Admin | The Irish Harp Pub - NOTL | 245 King St | Carpool from Vaxxine - 7:30pm |
2007-01-18 | Admin | Cheers St. Catharines | Ontario St. | BANG! |
2012-08-09 | Admin Council | Taps on Queen | Queen & Valleyway | Out front or on street. |
2019-11-28 | All your bases belong to us | Manhattan’s | Scott and Vine | Where ever you can |
2024-07-18 | Annie Nomynus | Bugsy’s - Restaurant side | Lake + Lakeshore | Ah, breaker one-nine, this here’s the Rubber Duck. You gotta copy on me, Pig Pen, c’mon?.... |
2016-09-29 | Anniversary Bitches | Bugsy’s (Where else?) | Lakeshore and Lake | In one of the numerous spaces outside |
2020-09-03 | Apathy | Bugsy’s | Don’t care. | Don’t give a flying fuck. |
2021-04-01 | April Fool | Clubhouse de la MikeB | Corona Ave and CanSino Rd | As close as possible |
2009-08-12 | Baby Jesus | Taps on Queen - Brewhouse and Pub | Queen and Valleyway - Niagara Falls | Oui Monsieur |
2020-01-09 | Baby Yoda | Manhattan’s | Scott and Vine | Angled, perpindickular, stone, paved, slide it into the front, drive it into the rear. |
2009-03-26 | Backup | Handlebar Hanks | Rice Rd & Thorold Rd - Welland | Avec le oiseau |
2018-04-05 | Backup Spot | So many options | Same as the Merchant | Same as the Merchant |
2007-08-30 | Backup Spot | Cheers | Ontario Street | Fuck Yeah |
2017-08-24 | Backup Spot by Tommy Tuckaluck | Moe’s | Hwy3 and 140 | Lots |
2008-06-05 | BANG J | Bugsy’s | Where two streets intersect... | In your ass! |
2011-09-08 | BANG! | The Red Onion Bar & Eatery | TBD | TBD |
2008-06-19 | BANGJ | Mackinaw’s | Pine Plaza, Thorold | Donna Parka Onna da Tomat |
2020-04-30 | Batfink | Pub Crawl! Schnitzel Corner Tavern, Da Bar, and end at London Arms | NoEffing Way + OneWayDeadEnd St | 6 feet apart |
2019-02-21 | Because I said so | Clubhouse Night | Richmond and Confed | Anywhere but on the lawn |
2015-11-12 | Because we can | Road Trip - Reeb House | Hwy 3 and the big tree | anywhere but under the tree |
2011-12-01 | BHON | New Wrigley’s Field | Lake St & YMCA Drive | Across from Costco @ Best Western Hotel |
2011-10-06 | BHON | BHON 15th Anniversary @Bugsys | Lakeshore and Freshwater body of water Rd | In the mosh pit. |
2010-12-02 | BHON | The Red Onion Bar & Eatery | Lake St & QEW - St.Catharines | Next to Rexall drugs |
2009-11-19 | BHON | Romby’s | Lake & Linwell | Watch out for the flying spaghetti |
2007-06-21 | BHON | Postponed! | Postponed! | NA |
2007-03-01 | BHON | Carley’s | BHON Hartzel Road Run! | Merrit Just Past Train Bridge |
2007-02-15 | BHON | Movie Night - Weather Pending! | Borat On A Plane! | Check tomorrow for weather related info |
2008-09-25 | BHON 12th Anniversary!!! | RickiJo’s | Welland Ave & Bunting Rd. | Mega |
2009-09-24 | BHON 13th Anniversary | Bugsy’s | Lake & Lakeshore | Mucho Supremo |
2012-09-20 | BHON 16th Anniversary! | Bugsy’s | Lake & Lakeshore | Lots |
2014-09-18 | BHON 18th Anniversary | Celtic Pub | Lake & Secord | In the Pooper |
2015-09-17 | BHON 19th Anniversary | Bugsy’s | Lake & Lakeshore | Mind the Construction |
2021-09-30 | BHON 25th Anniversary | Manhattan’s | Scott & Vine | Round back, don’t dent any Mustangs! |
2022-10-13 | BHON 26th Anniversary | Bugsys | Really, If you haven’t figured it out by now... | ...you probably aren’t really a member??? |
2024-09-19 | BHON 28th Anniversary | Manhattan’s Bar & Grill | Oh come on, like you don’t know by now? | What are ya, new? Sheesh.... |
2013-04-25 | BHON Admin | Saucapalooza 2013 - BHON Clubhouse | Thorold | On the neighbor’s lawn |
2012-05-31 | BHON Admin | The Reeb House | Hwy 3 & White Rd - Port Colborne | Beside the volleyball court |
2012-05-17 | BHON Admin | NOTL Pub Crawl | 8:00pm - Irish Harp Pub | Watch Out for Road Apples! |
2011-08-11 | BHON Admin | Taps on Queen Brewpub | Queen & Valleyway - Niagara Falls | Out in front |
2023-09-28 | BHON Anniversary! | Bugsy’s | If you don’t know by now you’re not paying attention | Wheels down and not beside Mike. ;) |
2007-08-16 | BHON Executive | Honest Lawyer | Downtown | Try not to get ripped off |
2009-01-15 | BHON First Official BHON of 2009 - | Bugsy’s | Near the filthy smokers | Lake + Lakeshore |
2017-11-16 | BHON Grimsby Pub Crawl #1 | Teddy’s Sports Bar | 30 Main Street W | Municipal lot off Ontario Street |
2016-09-15 | BHON Grimsby Pub Crawl #1 | Teddy’s Sports Bar | 30 Main Street W | Municipal lot off Ontario Street |
2017-11-16 | BHON Grimsby Pub Crawl #2 | Rikochez Pub and Eatery | 54 Ontario St | Municipal lot off Ontario Street |
2016-09-15 | BHON Grimsby Pub Crawl #2 | The Forty Public House | 10 Main Street W | Municipal lot off Ontario Street |
2017-11-16 | BHON Grimsby Pub Crawl #3 | The Forty Public House | 10 Main Street W | Municipal lot off Ontario Street |
2016-09-15 | BHON Grimsby Pub Crawl #3 | The Judge & Jester | 17 Main Street E | Municipal lot off Ontario Street |
2013-10-24 | BHON Minister of Bars | Reeb House - going through the Round-about. | Highway 3 & White Road | Usually a few |
2011-12-15 | BHON Movie Night | Clubhouse (MikeB) | Stay outta my kitchen! | Don |
2013-10-03 | BHON Scheduler | Olde Angel Inn | Regent & Queen- Possible Carpool details TBA | Little to none |
2024-04-11 | Birthday Boy | Bugsy’s | Lake and Lakeshore | As close as possible |
2024-01-11 | Birthday Boy | Bugsy’s | Lake and Lakeshore | As close as possible |
2013-01-24 | Birthday Boy | Club House Night | Thorold | Anywhere you want (except on the lawn) |
2015-01-22 | Birthday Boy - Mike G! | Bugsy’s | My Balls, Your Chin! | All Over Your Face! |
2009-07-02 | Birthday Boy Dan! | Queen’s Guard | Portage Rd - Chippawa | Oui Mon |
2023-04-13 | Birthday boy Part Deux | Sand Trap | Mary and Dorchester | Squeeze it in around back |
2007-04-12 | Birthday Steve | Cheers | Ontario Street | Left & Right |
2020-10-29 | Borat 2 | Clubhouse de la MikeB - No Gypsies! | Collier+Summers | Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her? |
2012-12-13 | BYOB | BHON Clubhouse - Last of 2012! | @ Mike B | On the Neighbour’s Lawn |
2015-06-25 | Caitlyn Jenner | Bugsy’s | Where mt nutsack used to be | Tranny in P for Park, not Penis |
2020-07-09 | Cancelled | Cancelled and Condolences to Mike G | Cancelled | At your house. |
2020-04-02 | Cancelled | Cancelled due to Pandemic | Corona St & Covid Ave | Your Own House |
2020-03-19 | Cancelled | Cancelled due to Coronavirus Pandemic | Covid & Pandemic | At Home |
2018-02-01 | Cancelled | Cancelled | Cancelled | Cancelled |
2013-03-07 | Cancelled | Cancelled due to lack of interest | Nowhere | At Home |
2008-07-31 | Captain Fellatio | Pub Crawl - Port Dalhousie | Starting at Lion Tavern | Park at Mike G |
2012-02-23 | Captain Fuckie McAnus | Double Z Neighbourhood Bar & Grill | Dawson & Dorchester | In front |
2022-11-10 | Chris | The Sandtrap | Mary St & Dorchester - NOTL | In the sand |
2022-08-04 | Chris | Sandtrap Pub & Grill | Mary St + Dorchester, Niagara On the Lake | In the sand |
2018-02-22 | Chris | Silks | Hwy55 & Four Mile Creek Rd - Virgil | Next to the walkers and mobility scooters! |
2017-04-20 | Chris | Pie Guys Pizzeria | Vansickle Rd & MacTurnbull Drive | Across from Club Roma |
2017-02-23 | Chris | The Riverside Tavern - Chippawa | 8163 Cummington Square | Beside the cum dumpster |
2015-10-29 | Chris | The Bull Market | Stanley & Main | Fucked if I know? |
2014-10-02 | Chris | The Regency | Mountain Rd & QEW | All over the place |
2011-11-17 | Chris | Don Cherry’s Sports Bar | 7389 Lundy’s Lane | Ramada Plaza |
2011-10-20 | Chris | Hoops Sports Bar | Montrose & McLeod | Beside the Cineplex |
2011-01-13 | Chris | Hoops Sports Bar | MacLeod Rd & Montrose Rd | @ Niagara Square by the Cinema |
2010-12-16 | Chris | Queen’s Quard | Portage Rd - Chippawa | Sorta |
2010-05-20 | Chris | Frego’s | Lake & Secord Dr | Next to 7-11 |
2009-07-30 | Chris | Taps on Queen Brewhouse and Grill | Queen and Valleyway - Niagara Falls | Mucho |
2008-01-03 | Chris | Somebuddy’s | Thorold Stone + Kalar Rd | Good Luck! |
2007-07-19 | Chris | Flaming Assholes | Lundy’s Lane & Poopchute Rd. | Up the Ass |
2008-03-27 | Chris and Dan | Chippawa House Hotel | 3876 Main St. - Chippawa | Yup |
2018-08-09 | Chris Evans | Brewins Sports Bar and Eatery | Drummond and Portage Bowtie | Looks like alot |
2016-11-10 | Chris Evans | Grand Central | Queen and Crysler | In the parking lot behine |
2021-10-28 | Clint Torres | Monty’s | Ontario & Linwell | Watch Out for Hayabusa’s |
2012-10-18 | Cockity McFuckNuggeet | TJ’s Bar and Grill | Welland Ave & Grantham | Beaucoup |
2009-05-21 | Cockmaster | Cat’s Caboose | Glenridge & Glen Morris | Beaucoups du Parking |
2010-01-28 | Colon Boy | Overtime Pub (Formerly the Brownstone) | 19 Front Street N, Thorold | In Front |
2015-10-01 | Colon Puncher | The Celtic Pub | Lake & Secord | Outside recommeded |
2007-06-07 | Committee | The Moose + Goose | Front Street, Thorold | On the Street and Round Back |
2022-08-18 | Consensus | Merchant Ale House | St. Paul and a mess | Anywhere you can find a spot |
2018-05-17 | Cory, Trevor and the Fuck-Donkeys | Manhattan’s Bar & Grill | Scott & Vine | Pull-in, Pull-out - repeat to completion |
2019-11-01 | Count Chocula | RMB -8AM Frego’s (skipping BHON due to trick or treaters) | Lake and something | Don’t go over the edge |
2016-10-27 | Coupon Clippers | The Celtic Club | Lake and Scott | Off to the side or out in front |
2023-03-16 | Court of Appeals- last chance, again. | Hooligan’s Sports Bar | Portage Rd & O’Neil St. | My moral compass is so broken I can barely find the parking lot. |
2020-08-06 | Covid O’Suckit | Patio Night - Mike G’s House | Lake and Lakeshore | Socially Distanced of Course |
2020-06-11 | Covid O’Suckit | Mike G’s Patio | Socially Distanced for Your Pleasure | At your own house, go figure? |
2017-11-30 | Crash Bilodeau | Clubhouse | Richmond and Confed | Out in front |
2012-12-11 | Cum Pony | Celtic Pub | Lake & Secord | Not in the ditch |
2015-04-30 | Cunty McCunterson | Kully’s Sports Bar | St. Paul & James Street | Market Square or Somewhere |
2023-07-20 | Curly, Larry and Moe | Bugsy’s | Lake and Lakeshore | Close to the Timmies for coffee afterwards |
2016-08-04 | Curly, Larry and Moe | Celtic Club | Scott and Somewhere | Anywhere you can |
2020-08-20 | Da Group | Manhattan’s | Vine and Scott | Tricky now that their patio is in the parking lot |
2017-08-24 | Da Guys | Reeb House | Hwy 3 | By the beer mug |
2013-02-07 | Da Guys | Da Duck | Ontario and somewhere | Dust bowl behind the building |
2011-04-07 | Dan | Somebuddy’s | Thorold Stone + Kalar Rd | Meh. |
2009-09-10 | Dan | Queen’s Quard | Portage Rd. | Limited, try the church & legion |
2009-04-09 | Dan | The Boathouse | Portage Rd & Niagara Parkway (The old Ch | Tons |
2009-01-29 | Dan | Queen’s Guard | Portage Rd - Chippawa | Good Luck! |
2008-08-28 | Dan | Queen’s Guard | Portage Rd - Chippawa | Yup |
2008-04-10 | Dan | Bugsy’s | Lake + Lakeshore | Yay |
2007-08-30 | Dan | The Golden Pheasant | Ontario Street | Across from GM |
2014-01-09 | Dan & Vickie | Bugsy’s | Lake & Lakeshore | Near the icebergs |
2015-08-06 | Derek J | Taps on Queen | Queen & Valleyway, Niagara Falls | Next to Chuck Norris |
2014-05-29 | Derek J | Hooligan’s Sports Bar | Portage Rd & O’Neil | Ribbed for your mutual pleasure |
2013-08-01 | Derek J | Taps on Queen Brewhouse & Grill | Queen and Valleyway | In Front |
2011-07-14 | Derek J | Hoops Sports Bar | MacLeod Rd & QEW | Niagara Square by the Cineplex |
2009-06-18 | Derek J | Somebuddy’s | Thorold Stone + Kalar Rd | Kinda |
2008-05-08 | Derek M | The Wild Mushroom Sports Bar | 5633 Victoria Avenue, Niagara Falls | The the Ghetto |
2022-04-28 | Desperation | Romby’s | Lake and Linwell | Not on the patio |
2010-06-03 | Dex | Lazy Lizard | Ontario St & QEW North Service Rd | Lots |
2021-06-24 | Dick Gozinya | Clubhouse de la MikeB | Collier+Summers | Slide it right in. |
2012-08-23 | Dickie McSphincter | The Regency Sports Bar | Mountain Rd & Kalar Rd | Tons |
2024-08-22 | DJ | Casa du Doctor Jones | Dorchester & Jubilee Dr | Good Fuckin Luck LOL |
2017-03-23 | DJ Donkeypunch & the Felchers | The Lazy Lizard | Ontario St & Scott St | Along side the paint store |
2016-02-25 | DJ Donkeypunch & the Felchers | Hooligan’s Sports Bar | Portage & O’Neil | Angled for your pleasure |
2010-12-19 | Don Cherry | IHF World Junior Practice | Bridge St & Fourth Ave - Niagara Falls | Gale Center 4-Plex |
2021-10-14 | Don Keydik | Cat’s Caboose | Glenridge & Glen Morris Drive | Beside the Caboose |
2010-04-22 | Donkey Fucker | Downtown St. Catharines Pub Crawl | St. Paul & William St. | Parallel Generally |
2021-01-21 | Doug Ford | No BHON for YOU!!! | Covid and Fucked | At Fucking Home |
2021-02-18 | Dr. Hirji | Niagara STILL in Lockdown - Fuckers | Stay Home and Jerk Off Again | Stay Home and Save Gas |
2012-01-12 | Dr. McFucko & The Cumsponge | Bugsys | Lake & Lakeshore | Outside the Restaurant preferrably... |
2021-02-04 | Dr. Tam | Your Own House | Your Own Driveway | No BHON for YOU! |
2019-09-05 | Drunkin Boyoo | Patio Night at Mike G’s | Lake and Lakeshore | Anywhere but the circle |
2016-03-10 | Duchess of Douchebaggery | St. Louis Bar and Grill (in St. Catharines) | 4th Ave and 1st Street Louth | Across from the hospital |
2014-02-06 | Ejac-Snackers | Bugsy’s | Lake & Lakeshore | Because you fags didn’t pick anything.... |
2017-09-07 | El Cheapo | Hooligans | 5 Corners | Anywhere now that the parking lot is paved |
2020-10-15 | Emergency Backup | Bugsy’s | Lake & Lakeshore | Extreme Caution! |
2018-10-18 | Emergency Backup | Bugsy’s | Lake & Lakeshore | If Monty’s Sucks |
2016-11-10 | Emergency Backup | Taps on Queen | Valleyway and Queen | Anywhere you can |
2016-06-16 | Emergency Backup | The Bull Market | Stanley & Main - Niagara Falls | Mucho |
2015-04-30 | Emergency Backup | Merchant Ale House or Gords or Sheehans | Call Someone if you can’t find us | In your ass |
2015-04-16 | Emergency Backup | The Rex | King & Lincoln | Next to the bike racks |
2014-03-20 | Emergency Backup | Hooligan’s | Stamford Plaza - Portage & O’Neil | All over the Fucking place |
2013-05-09 | Emergency Backup | Kim’s Wooden Nichol (Not Ron Nichol ;) | Lake and Lakeport | Tight |
2013-02-07 | Emergency Backup | The Syndicate | Ontario and up the road | All around the building |
2012-04-05 | Emergency Backup | TBD - Show up or fuck off! | Cock | Balls |
2011-11-17 | Emergency Backup | Syndicate Restaurant & Brewery | 6863 Lundy’s Lane | Across from Carpaccio |
2011-11-03 | Emergency Backup | Donelly’s | Front & Sullivan | Dans the Fenetre avec le oiseau! |
2010-12-02 | Emergency Backup | Wrigley’s Field | Other Side of Lake & QEW | Yeah |
2010-10-21 | Emergency Backup | Wrigley’s Field | Lake St + Other Side of the QEW | Assloads |
2010-06-03 | Emergency Backup | Bugsy’s | Lake & Lakeshore | Assloads |
2010-02-25 | Emergency Backup | Clancy’s | Stanley & Valleyway | Beaucoups du parking |
2010-02-11 | Emergency Backup | Cat’s Caboose | Glenridge & Glen Morris Dr | Next to the Caboose |
2010-01-28 | Emergency Backup | Donelly’s | Front & Sullivan | Mind the Garbage smell!! |
2009-07-30 | Emergency Backup | Wild Mushroom | Victoria & Bender | Paid - Fuckers |
2009-05-21 | Emergency Backup | London Arms | Pen Center | Next to Purse World |
2009-01-29 | Emergency Backup | Hooters!!! | Stanley & Murray | Only 2 bucks! |
2008-10-23 | Emergency Backup | Canalside Pub | 232 West Street - Port Colborne | In Front |
2008-07-31 | Emergency Backup | Bugsy’s | Hell Yeah | Hell Yeah |
2008-07-17 | Emergency Backup | Mike G’s Patio | Do a Raindance | Yeah |
2008-06-19 | Emergency Backup | The Brownstone Pub | Front Street, Thorold | On Street |
2008-05-08 | Emergency Backup | Hooters | Stanley & Murray | Good Luck |
2008-03-27 | Emergency Backup | Queens Guard Pub | Portage Rd - Chippawa | Yah |
2007-10-11 | Emergency Backup | Mackinaw’s | Pine Street Plaza, Thorold | Pine Street - Duh!?!? |
2013-11-28 | Emergency Backup 1 | Merchant Ale House | Queen & St. Paul - Across the Street | In the Taint |
2013-11-28 | Emergency Backup 2 | Patrick Sheehan’s | Queen & St. Paul | Parallel Preferred |
2013-11-28 | Emergency Backup 3 | Gord’s Place | Church & James | A Long Cold Walk! Mind your testicles! |
2016-03-24 | Emergency Backup Spot | Celtic Club | Secord and Scott | As close to the door as you can get |
2008-11-06 | Emergency Change of Location!!! | Bugsy’s | Lake & Lakeshore | Indeed |
2018-11-15 | Emergency Relocation due to Weather | Hooligans | Portage & O’Neil | Between the ditches |
2012-06-14 | Executive Council | The Red Onion | Lake & QEW | In Front or by Rexall |
2011-06-16 | Executive Council | Bugsys | Lakeshore and dat udder rd | Close to the Guinness Taps! |
2022-11-24 | Executive Decision | Romby’s | Lake and Linwell | Anyplace but beside Mike B :) |
2020-10-01 | Executive Veto | Clubhouse | Crysler and someplace | Anywhere but near the Mustang |
2013-02-21 | Fag | Celtic Pub | Lake & Secord | You wanna gimmie coupon? |
2016-08-17 | Farewell Tour Group | Overtime Pub and Grill | Front and Albert | On the street unless your brave |
2014-06-12 | Feltcher & Fellate | Saucapalooza 2014 Redux | BHON Clubhouse | Street & Driveway |
2022-03-03 | Finally Until 11! | Bugsy’s | I forget, it’s been so long | Can’t recall, last time was September 2020. |
2013-01-10 | First BHON of 2013! | Bugsy’s | Lake & Lakeshore | Mucho |
2020-02-20 | Flappy the Donkey Puncher | Kim’s Wooden Nickel | Lakeport and Linwell | Avoid Getting Stabbed! |
2016-10-13 | Flat Wallet Group | Reeb House | Hwy 3 and the Vollyball court | Under the tree |
2012-11-15 | Freddie Mercury and the Donkey Punchers | Gord’s Place | James St between Church & King | Park at Market Square |
2019-01-24 | Frosty the Snowman | Hooligan’s | Portage & O’Neil | Next to the Snowdrift |
2020-05-28 | Fuck off | Fuch Hauf | Fuque Woff | Fusken Hausfee |
2007-09-13 | Fucknut | Cheers - St. Catharines | Ontario Street | LOL Falling rocks on Ron |
2013-07-18 | FuckSauce | Celtic Pub | Lake & Secord | In Front and Along Side |
2012-11-01 | General Indecision | BHON Clubhouse | @ Mike B’s House | On the Neighbour’s Lawn |
2014-11-27 | Gobble Gobble | The Reeb House | Hwy 3 & White Rd - Port Colborne | Yup |
2016-05-05 | Great Gazoo | Reeb House | Hwy 3 and the Vollyball court | Under the tree |
2016-07-07 | Grimsby Haters Group | The Bull Market | Stanley and Murray | Not on the grass |
2024-10-03 | Group Amnesia | Bugsy’s | It hasn’t changed in 29 years | Perferably wheels down |
2023-03-02 | Group Effort | Manhatten’s | Scott and Vine | Anywhere you can find a spot |
2023-01-19 | Group Vote | Clancy’s Restaurant and Bar | Valleyway and Stanley | Not by the gas pumps but anywhere else is fine |
2022-09-15 | Group Vote | Cat’s Caboose | Glenridge and a very winding road | As far from me as possible. |
2019-04-18 | Grumpy old man tour | Mick and Angelo’s | Lundy’s Lane and Montrose | Squeeze her in there |
2023-08-17 | Grumpy old men | Manhatten’s | Scott and Vine | With a tire iron even though the bar is empty |
2023-08-31 | Guitar Man | Guitar Man’s house | You don’t need to know | Eh, Bonne chance suckeur. |
2024-04-25 | H. Ooligan | Hooligan’s Sports Bar | Portage Rd & O’Neil St. | Vertical, stand on end. |
2024-10-31 | Halloween Hiatus | No BHON This Week | No BHON This Week | None |
2017-05-04 | Hans Brix | The Celtic Club | Scott and Somewhere | Where ever there is room |
2018-04-05 | Hive Mind | Merchant Ale House | St. Paul and take your pick | No Dogs so it should be easy |
2018-12-27 | Holiday Hiatus | See You All in 2019 | N/A | N/A |
2012-12-27 | Holiday Hiatus | - | - | - |
2008-07-03 | Hugh G Rection | The Duck | Ontario Street & GM | Sorta |
2024-11-14 | Hugh Jassole | The Courtyard Bar & Grill, 2 Dunlop Dr, St. Catharines | Dunlop & Lake | The gritty grey stuff. |
2008-02-28 | Hugh Jorgan | Cheers - Music Trivia! | Ontario Street - St. Catharines | Mucho |
2015-03-12 | I.Forget | Hooligans | Out Front | Out Back |
2017-02-09 | Jack Meehoff & Purple Helmet Yogurt Slinger | The Regency | Mountain Rd and QEW | All over your face. |
2010-10-21 | Jesus | The Red Onion Bar & Eatery | Lake Street & South Service Rd @ QEW | Mucho next to Rexall Drugs |
2015-04-16 | Jim! | Tailgates Bar & Grill | Fitch Street & Prince Charles Drive | Fitch Street Plaza, next to the burned out Furniture store |
2019-02-07 | Jizz Mopper | Manhattan’s | Scott and Vine | As soon as you find one |
2015-06-11 | Jizzy Jizzmopper | Celtic Pub | Lake & Secord | Not in the ditch |
2024-05-23 | John | John Raso’s house | I don’t know. Axe him. | Figure it out! |
2023-10-12 | John | John Raso’s house | I don’t know. Axe him. | Eh, get creative. |
2021-06-10 | John | Super Secret Clandestine Patio Night | Can’t Tell You | Shhh, Don’t Tell Hirji! |
2008-01-17 | John | Hooters | Stanley Ave - Niagara Falls | Good Luck |
2007-04-26 | Johnny Z | Canal Side Pub & Eatery | 232 West Street, Port Colborne | In the Canal |
2008-10-23 | Johnny-Z | The Reeb House | White St & Highway #3 - Port Colborne | Don’t park in the canal |
2010-09-09 | JohnnyZ | Canalside Pub & Eatery | West St. & Clarence - Port Colborne | Not in the Canal! |
2009-11-05 | JohnnyZ | The Reeb House | All sorts | Highway 3 & White Rd. |
2019-12-12 | Jolly Fat Man | Bugsy’s | Lake and Lakeshore | Next to the reindeer |
2018-12-13 | Krampus | Bugsy’s | Lake St. & Lakeshore Rd. | On the Ice. |
2022-05-26 | Kristophos | Silks | 55 and 4 Mile | In the very funky parking lot |
2017-12-14 | Last BHON | Hooligans | Portage and O’Neil | in between the lines |
2008-12-18 | Last BHON of 2008! | TBA | TBA | TBA |
2013-12-12 | Last BHON of 2013! | BHON Clubhouse | Next to the Tomats in Thorold | Mike B’s Driveway |
2022-12-08 | Last BHON of 2022! | Bugsy’s | Lake & Lakeshore | Next to all the guys driving pickup trucks! |
2019-08-22 | Last Minute Lucy | Hooligan’s | Thorold Stone and Portage | Pay Parking instituted, give whatever $ to MikeB |
2014-12-08 | Lastone | Celtic Pub | Secord and Scott | Accordian Style |
2019-06-27 | Lazy Bastard | Bugsy’s | Lake and Lakeshore | As close as you can |
2014-11-13 | Lazy Bastards | Celtic Club | Secord and Scott | Anywhere but in the ditch |
2019-11-14 | Lazy Buggers | Hooligan’s | O’Neil and Portage | Wheels down and not in a snow drift |
2019-08-08 | Lazy Buggers | Manhattan’s | Scott and Vine | On top of anyone who gets in your way |
2014-03-06 | Lazy Fuckers | Celtic Club | Scott | Not near the accidents |
2024-02-29 | Leap Year Baby | Silks | 55 and Four Mile (not to be confused with 8 mile) | Anywhere the weird lot will allow |
2024-01-18 | LGBTQIA2S+ | Manhattan’s again, 2 in a row! | Scott and Vine | Good luck, the lot is full. |
2012-06-28 | Lincoln County Pub Crawl | Kilt & Clover - Beamsville | Lincoln & King St - Beamsville | In front |
2012-06-28 | Lincoln County Pub Crawl II | Butcher & Banker Pub | Ontario St - Beamsville | Mucho |
2020-12-10 | Liqour in the front, | Smoker in the rear. | Collier+Summers | Fumee |
2017-03-09 | Lonesome Chicken | Bugsy’s | Lake and Lakeshore | Not near the Timmies |
2019-01-10 | Long Dong Silver | Clubhouse (MikeB) | Crysler/Confederation | MikeB |
2013-03-28 | Lord of Labia | The Regency Athletic Resort | Mountain Rd & QEW | Not on the Easter Bunny! |
2021-07-22 | MAGA | Manhattan Bar & Grill | Scott & Vine | Yeah good luck |
2007-10-25 | Master Bates | Queens Guard Pub | Portage Rd - Chippawa | Where U put yer car |
2021-12-09 | Me | Mic and Angelo’s | Lundy’s Lane and that other street | Out back, hopefully no snow drifts |
2018-01-11 | Me | Bugsy’s | Lakeshore and Lake | Anywhere you want |
2020-06-25 | Me (figure that one out) | Clubhouse | Thorold, plenty of parking there | Not in the driveway if you can help it. JK! First come fist serve. |
2023-01-05 | Me! | Manhatten’s | Scott and Vine | Preferably wheels down |
2022-05-12 | Me, myself and Irene | Manhattan’s | Scott and Vine | Not out front any more |
2024-06-06 | Mike and Steve | Manhattan’s | Scott and Vine | Au Graveleaux |
2021-11-11 | Mike B | Clubhouse | Crysler & Summers | Git Off My Lawn! |
2018-07-12 | Mike B | Manhattan Bar & Grill | Scott & Vine | In front, along side, in the behind |
2015-07-09 | Mike B | BHON Clubhouse | Mike B’s Driveway | Put your Tranny in Park (Not Caitlyn Jenner) |
2015-04-02 | Mike B | Clubhouse Night | Road and Driveway | Betwixt your balls and anus |
2014-10-30 | Mike B | Bugsy’s | Lake and Lakeshore | You should know by now! |
2014-10-13 | Mike B | Celtic Pub | Lake & Secord | In the Ditch |
2014-05-15 | Mike B | Reeb House | Hwy 3 | Right next to the volleyball pits |
2012-04-19 | Mike B | Mike B BHON Clubhouse Night | Road & Driveway | Donna parka onna da tomat |
2011-02-24 | Mike B | Bugsys | Lake & Lakeshore | In honor of Steve |
2024-07-04 | Mike G | Patio Night - Mike G’s House | Lake & Crescentwood | Driveway - Pack em in! |
2023-08-03 | Mike G | Patio Night - Mike G’s House | Your Ass + My Driveway | Next to all the guys driving pickup trucks! |
2022-09-01 | Mike G | Patio Night - Mike G’s House | Your Ass + My Driveway | Don’t Park on the Economically Challenged |
2022-06-23 | Mike G | Patio Night - Mike G’s House | Cock & Shaft | Ribbed for your Pleasure |
2021-09-16 | Mike G | Clancy’s | Stanley & Valleyway | At Chris’ Old House |
2021-05-27 | Mike G | Patio Night - Shhhhh, It’s a Secret! | Loch + Doon | Socially Distant |
2017-07-27 | Mike G | Patio Night | Mike G’s House | Driveway |
2014-09-04 | Mike G | Kim’s Wooden Nicol | Lakeport & Linwell | In Front |
2013-06-20 | Mike G | Patio Night at Mike G’s | House & Driveway | All over the Fuckin place |
2012-07-26 | Mike G | Patio Night at Mike G | Second Verse, Same as the First | Driveway |
2012-07-12 | Mike G | Patio Night at Mike G’s | Weather Permitting | TBA |
2011-06-30 | Mike G | Mike G’s House (Patio Night) | Patio & Driveway | Round in a circle |
2011-04-21 | Mike Hock | Wild Wing | Glendale & Merritt | In the LCBO/Sobeys Plaza |
2022-06-09 | Mike Litoris | Bugsy’s | Lake and Lakeshore | Outside recommended |
2018-08-23 | Mike Litoris | Patio Night - Mike G’s House | Street & Driveway | P for Park Preferrably |
2019-07-25 | Mike Litoris ya daft twat! | Patio Night - Mike G’s House ya daft twat! | Street & Driveway ya daft twat! | P for Park Preferrably ya twat! |
2024-10-17 | MikeB | CLUBHOUSE @ MIKEB | 2nd and 3rd St. Catharines | Down by the creek |
2024-09-05 | MikeB | CLUBHOUSE @ MIKEB! Weather dictates, Patio or Garage Loft | 3rd and Third | Tetris style |
2024-06-20 | MikeB | Clubhouse MikeB Patio first ever! Come around out back! | 2nd and 3rd St. Catharines | Get off my lawn! |
2024-03-28 | MikeB | CLUBHOUSE @ MIKEB! | 2nd and 3rd St. Catharines | Somebody making a run to Bugsys for wings, so park accordingly. |
2023-12-21 | MikeB | CLUBHOUSE 2.0 -> MIKEB *Smoked Wings* | 2nd Ave and 3rd Street St. Catharines | Dont drive over the rocks John! |
2023-11-09 | MikeB | Clubhouse 2.0 ! Don’t go to the old one | 2nd and 3rd St. Catharines | Pick a driveway, any driveway. |
2023-10-26 | MikeB | Manhattan’s | Scott and Vine | Parallel or Perpendicular, like in Italy |
2023-06-22 | MikeB | CLUBHOUSE @ MIKEB! | Summers and Crysler | Good luck, the lot is full. |
2023-03-30 | MikeB | Bugsy’s | Lake + Lakeshore | Give diagonal a try, don’t be a follower! |
2022-10-27 | MikeB | Manhattan’s | Scott and Vine | Gravel |
2022-03-17 | MikeB | Clubhouse de la MikeB | Collier+Summers | On the leprechaun. |
2021-11-25 | MikeB | Cat’s Caboose | Glenridge & Glen Morris Drive | In the Caboose |
2021-07-08 | MikeB | The usual, clubhouse due to shithead government being complete chicken shits and not allowing indoor dining and it’s fucking raining. | Collier+Summers | If garage is closed, use side door. |
2021-03-04 | MikeB | Clubhouse du MikeB | Collier+Summers | Please park 6 feet apart to protect from the weak ass covid 19. Don’t need excuses, just RSVP. |
2020-11-26 | MikeB | BHON Clubhouse & Smokehouse | Collier+Summers | RSVP Only. |
2020-11-25 | MikeB | Cat’s Caboose | Glenridge & Glen Morris Drive | In the Caboose |
2020-07-23 | MikeB | Clubhouse de la MikeB | Collier+Summers | Pay Parking Covid Phase 2.5 instituted, give whatever $ to MikeB |
2020-03-05 | MikeB | Bezos | Front Street and the Hydro Building | Figure it out. |
2019-07-11 | MikeB | Clubhouse a la MikeB | Collier+Summer | Extreme Caution! |
2017-11-02 | MikeB | Bezo’s Bar and Grill - 19 Front St N, Thorold (Was Overtime) | Front and Albert | Street, Lot, WTF cares |
2017-11-02 | MikeB | Emergency Backup - Overtime Pub | Richmond and Tupper | Crowded |
2017-10-19 | MikeB | Clubhouse a la MikeB | Politically uncorrect movie night! Taking request, have Blazing Saddles queued up. | Lets try angle parking! |
2016-06-02 | MikeB | Clubhouse du MikeB | Crysler and Summers | Waterfront parking for the foolish |
2015-12-17 | MikeB | Movie Night @Clubhouse (MikeB’s) | Corner of Yonge and Restless | # high maximul |
2015-02-26 | MikeB | Clubhouse, don’t hit my last remaining car! | No where near my car, only got one left! | Don’t park even close to my car! Park far away! Fuck Off! |
2014-08-21 | mikeb | Cats kitchen and bar | thoroldstone and dorchester | porking lol |
2013-08-15 | MikeB | BHON Clubhouse - Special Habanero sauce night | Thorold | Parallel and Angle only |
2012-03-08 | MikeB | MikeB Clubhouse night! | My Lawn | Diagonal |
2011-01-27 | MikeB | Hooligan’s | Portage Rd & O’Neil | In the Snow |
2010-11-18 | MikeB | Bugsy’s | Lake + Lakeshore | Honk for Valet Parking |
2010-09-23 | MikeB | BHON 14 Anniversary @ Casa D’ Mike B | Crysler + Summers | Driveway, Street, Lawn |
2010-04-08 | MikeB | Wrigley’s Field | Lake & QEW | Fucktons |
2010-03-11 | MikeB | The Duck | Ontario & GM | In the duck |
2009-06-04 | MikeB | The Fuckin’ Duck You Fucks! | 224 Ontario St - Near GM | In the Rear |
2009-05-07 | MikeB | Bugsy’s | Lake & Lakeshore | Mucho |
2009-04-23 | MikeB | BHON Clubhouse | Strange Brew II !!!!!! (Beer Tasting) | Tomato Garden |
2008-12-04 | MikeB | BHON Clubhouse | Thorold | No Parka Onna de Tomat! |
2008-08-14 | MikeB | BHON Clubhouse | Thorold eh whattsa mattah? | Dont hit the bike! |
2008-05-22 | MikeB | Rickijo’s | Bunting And Welland | Mega |
2008-03-13 | MikeB | BHON Clubhouse | Casa d’ Mike B | Keep off the grass! |
2008-01-31 | MikeB | Mike | Mikes House request directions if needed | Donna Park onna da Tomat |
2007-11-22 | MikeB | Wrigley’s Field | Lake + QEW | Don |
2007-03-29 | MikeB | Bugsys | Lake + Lakeshore | South side |
2024-02-16 | MikeB Friday | Special Friday night Clubhouse @ MikeB | 2nd and 3rd St. Catharines, On Friday | Avoid the creek, on Friday |
2012-02-09 | MikeG | Hooligan’s | Stamford Plaza - Portage & O’Neil | In the Parking lot |
2010-07-15 | MikeG | The Street | Ontario St. next to Hakim Optical | The Parking Lot |
2010-06-17 | MikeG | Casa de MikeG | Lake & Lakeshore | In the Driveway |
2008-07-17 | MikeG | Mike G’s Patio | Weather Dependant | Watch out for Hummers |
2007-08-02 | MikeG | Mike G | Circle the Wagons | Driveway Duh? |
2020-01-23 | MikeO’s | Frego’s Grillhouse & Bar | Lake and Lake | Multi Tiered |
2022-03-31 | Minority Picks | Hooligan’s | Portage and O’Neil | Away from the pizza joint |
2023-07-06 | Mr Hattan | Manhattan’s | Scott and Vine | Land sea or air |
2013-09-19 | Mr. Anniversary | Bugsy’s | Really, if you’re a BHON Member and don’t know where it is... BANNED FOR LIFE!! | Tons o’fun |
2010-08-26 | Mr. BANG! | Bugsy’s | Lake & Lakeshore | Outside |
2015-08-20 | Mr. Ed | Celtic Club | Where two streets meet | Get there early or yer walking a bit |
2010-03-25 | My Nutsack | NOTL Pub Crawl 2010 | Irish Harp Pub NOTL | Outside |
2024-02-01 | No more excuses | Eager Beaver | Drummond and Atlee | Around back if there’s nothing up front |
2017-07-13 | Noah Sark | Bugsy’s | Lake & Lakeshore | Between the elephants and the giraffes |
2021-01-07 | Not Mike B | Not at the ClubHouse | Not In Violation of the Rules | Nope, You Must be Mistaken |
2022-07-21 | Not Steve | Manhattan’s | Scott and Vine | PRNDL, who cares. |
2018-05-31 | Old Men’s Club | The Clubhouse | Richmond and Confed | Anywhere you want |
2021-03-18 | Paddy O’Lantern | Clubhouse de la RedZone, to save lives. | Collier+Summers, to save lives. | Please place a mask under each tire, to save lives. |
2018-06-28 | Patio Night! | Mike G’s House | Lake & Lakeshore | Circle the Wagons |
2009-07-03 | Patrick | Bugsy’s | Lake + Lakeshore | Mundo |
2018-03-22 | Patty O’Lanterns | Clubhouse Night! | On Winterberry - LOL! | Watch for drunk Brock Students left over from St. Patty’s Day! |
2015-07-23 | Peter Peniseater | Patio Night - Mike G’s House | You know where it is | My asshole |
2010-02-25 | Peter Penishead | Hooligan’s | Portage Rd & O’Neil | Stamford Green Plaza |
2013-11-14 | Poop Ditch | Celtic Pub | Lake & Secord | In Front and Along Side |
2018-05-03 | Poor Boy | Hooligans | Portage and O’Neil | On the slant |
2018-07-26 | Popular Demand | Bugsy’s | Lake and Lakeshore | Vast amounts available |
2022-09-29 | Postponed! | Postponed! | Postponed! | Postponed! |
2013-10-17 | Postponed! | Postponed! | Postponed! | Postponed! |
2011-10-04 | Proposed/Postponed | BHON 15th Anniversary | TBD | TBD |
2016-04-07 | Psycho Bitch Mother Nature | Bugsy’s | Lakeshore and that other road | As close to the door as you can get |
2007-03-15 | PUB CRAWL 1 | Start - J Taps Bar and Eatery | Bunting Road Run! | 300 Bunting |
2007-03-15 | PUB CRAWL 2 | Fuglys Cafe + Pub | Bunting Road Run! | 278 Bunting |
2007-03-15 | PUB CRAWL 3 | RickiJo’s | Bunting Road Run! | 286 Bunting |
2011-08-25 | Purple Penis Eater | The *New* Reeb House | Hwy 3 & White Rd - Port Colborne | John |
2010-01-14 | Purple Penis Eater | The Reeb House | Smokey Ave & Toast Dr. | No Wait...Fuck! |
2015-10-15 | Queen LaQueefa | Hooligan’s Sports Bar | Portage & O’Neil | Angled for your pleasure |
2014-01-23 | Queen Laqueefa | Celtic Pub | Lake & Secord | Hopefully no BANG this time! |
2021-08-05 | Quintin Quarantino | Mike G’s Patio | Street and Driveway | Wherever U want |
2021-04-15 | Quintin Quarantino | Tested Positive, Now We’re Fucked! | Self Quarantine Ave & Isolation Row | In Your own driveway |
2017-06-01 | Quorum | Cat’s Kitchen | Thoroldstone Rd and Dorchester | Not on the patio |
2015-05-14 | Quorum Pick | Iggy’s Pub and Grub | Hwy 20 and Station St. | Where ever you can find it |
2023-04-27 | Radiation man | Manhatten’s | Scott and Vine | Anywhere you can find a spot |
2015-09-03 | Rainman | Mike’s House - Patio Night | Just up the street from his house | Anywhere but on the grass |
2017-06-15 | Random Bar Wheel | The Rex Hotel - Welland | King and something | around the back near the bikes |
2014-04-03 | Random Pick | Hooligans | Portage and Oneil | Any way you can |
2019-04-04 | Random Pick du jeur | Gords | Downtown | Should be plenty by the courthouse |
2019-10-03 | Random pick du jour | Clancy’s Sports Bar | Stanley and the 420 | Nowhere close to the Mustang |
2018-04-19 | Random Pick of the Week | Bezo’s | Front Street and the Hydro Building | Anywhere you want |
2024-03-14 | Random roll of the dice | Romby’s | Lake and Linwell | Not near the Golf place |
2022-07-07 | Redemption time | Hooligan’s | Portage and O’Neil | Not out front any more |
2019-05-16 | Retired Chris | The Eager Beaver | Drummond Between Dunn & McLeod | Mucho Bueno |
2017-04-06 | Richard Simmons | Clubhouse a la MikeB | The usual | Diagonal |
2023-02-16 | Right on | Bugsy’s | Really, you have to ask | Same as always, close to the bar |
2008-07-31 | RMB | Lancer, Hartzel Rd | 8:00 AM | BACON! |
2013-11-28 | Rob Ford | Downtown Pub Crawl @ Fiddler’s Pour House | 149 St. Paul Street - Next to Pizza Pizza | Don’t Park on the Crack Dealers! |
2023-09-14 | Rolin Routine | Romby’s | Lake and Linwell | Upwind of the smoker |
2014-03-20 | Rumpel-Foreskin | Cat’s Kitchen and Bar - Niagara Falls | Thorold Stone & Dorchester Rd | Along Side |
2014-04-17 | Rumple-Foreskin | The Griffon Pub | 165 Hartzel Rd | Front and Back |
2008-04-24 | Salty Piss Flaps | NOTL Pub Crawl | Meet at Vaxxine 7:30pm | Carpool Info TBA |
2014-02-20 | Saucapalooza 2014 | BHON Clubhouse | Snow Road and Neige Drive. | In the snowbank |
2007-05-10 | Schiesse Messiah | Downtown St. Kitts - Pub Crawl | Start at Patrick Sheehan | Parallel |
2016-06-16 | Shame Glaze on your Face | The Geekery Pub | McLeod & Dorchester | At Chris’ House |
2009-03-26 | Sherry | The Elbow Room | Fitch Street & Prince Charles - Welland | Beaucoup du parking pour les bicyclettes |
2013-07-04 | Shit Donkey | Mike G’s Patio | Street and Driveway | Up your ass |
2020-04-16 | Sir Cancelot | Cancello’s Bar and Grill | Cancelled St and Discontinued Ave | Parking is no longer permitted |
2018-10-18 | Smoke Em if You Got Em! | Monty’s Pub | Ontario Street & Jaycee Park | Watch for Hayabusa’s |
2010-01-14 | Smokey the Bear | The Station House | Charcoal Rd & Flame On Pkwy | Ah Fuck...not another one! |
2023-06-08 | Smokey the Bear’s French Brother | Romby’s | Lake and Linwell | Under the cover of ash |
2015-02-05 | SnowHater | Celtic Club | Secord and Scott | Off the snow drifts |
2010-08-11 | Soap in your Peehole | Taps on Queen | Queen & Valleyway, Niagara Falls | Steel Rod up your urethra |
2018-02-08 | Some Cunt | Clancy’s | Stanley Ave & Valleyway - Niagara Falls | At Chris’ old house |
2010-05-06 | Some Drunk Fucker | Bada Bing Road House | Prince Charles & Maple | Should be some... if not there |
2015-05-28 | Some Fags | Queen’s Guard (New Location) | Portage Rd - Chippawa | Across from where it used to be |
2008-09-11 | Someone | Mystic Jacks | Next Door | St. Paul West + Louth St |
2020-10-15 | Spaghetti Monster | Romby’s Tavern & Smokehouse | Lake and Linwell, St Catharines | What about a tomat? |
2009-08-07 | Special BHON Lunch | Taps on Queen - Brewhouse and Grill | Queen and Valleyway - Niagara Falls | Mucho |
2013-03-14 | Special BHON Night | Gord’s Place | Downtown You Find it Fags! | Across the Street |
2016-06-23 | Special BHON Summer Solstice Planetary Alignment | Hooligan’s Niagara Falls | Portage & O’Neil | On Uranus |
2007-06-28 | Special Emergency BHON | Port or Bugsy’s | Rendezvous @ Mike G’s House | Mike |
2009-01-08 | Special Pre-Season BHON Kickoff | Donelly’s | Front & Clairmont, Thorold | @ the Moose and Goose |
2010-07-29 | Sphincter | The Duck | Ontario & GM | In the behind |
2007-10-11 | Spooge-Tubes | Brownstone Pub | 19 Front St, Thorold | Who the Fuck Knows? |
2019-03-21 | Spring Break | Reeb House | Hwy 3 and Vollyball pit | Anywhere but in the sand |
2014-07-24 | Spud | The Celtic Pub | Between Lake & Scott St. | Tire side down |
2018-06-14 | Squeaky Wheel | The Riverside Tavern | Portage Rd & Bridgewater St | Anywhere you want |
2022-02-17 | Stardotstar | Manhattan Bar & Grill | Scott & Vine | Gravel |
2023-12-07 | Steve | Bugsy’s | Lake and Lakeshore | Anywhere you find a spot |
2021-08-19 | Steve | Hooligan’s | Portage Rd + O’Neil St | Holy Fuck, We’re Going to a REAL Bar?!?!? |
2020-11-12 | Steve | Trailside Bar and Grill, Ridgeway | Nowhere Close, Fuck Me! | Alongside |
2019-06-13 | Steve | Clancy’s | Stanley & Valleyway | Outside Recommended |
2015-03-26 | Steve | Celtic Pub | Use Google Maps you Lazy Fucks | Where you put your car |
2011-05-05 | Steve | The Red Onion | Lake & QEW | Lotsa |
2011-03-10 | Steve | The Lazy Lizard | Ontario & QEW | In the parking lot you fucking retards |
2011-02-10 | Steve | Overtime Pub Thorold | Front and Sullivan | Off the snow drifts if you can! |
2010-10-07 | Steve | Overtime Pub | Front St, Thorold | Parallel |
2009-08-27 | Steve | Donnelly’s | 54 Front St - Thorold | Ya mon |
2009-02-26 | Steve | Shoeless Joes | Fairview Mall | Near Zhers? |
2007-12-20 | Steve | Macinaw’s | Pine Plaza | Not on da tomat! |
2007-02-01 | Steve | Mackinaws Thorold | Pine St. | Gobs |
2011-11-03 | Steve BANG! | Overtime Pub | Front St, Thorold | In Front of the Front |
2010-01-14 | Steve J | Bugsy’s | Lake & Lakeshore | Yeah |
2009-10-08 | Steve J | Time Out | Ontario St between Linwell & Lakeport | Next to Hakim Optical |
2008-11-20 | Steve J | Cheers | Ontario St. | BANG! |
2022-04-14 | Steve with a new Truck! | Cat’s Caboose | Glenridge near Dennis Morris | Not Near Steve’s New Truck! |
2021-09-02 | Steve-McBango | Romby’s Smokehouse & Tavern | Lake and Linwell | Out front |
2016-02-11 | Stink Wallet | The Reeb House | Hwy 3 & White Rd | Not on the volleyball court |
2016-09-01 | Stink Wallet and the Throb Nozzle | Mike’s Patio | Mike’s House | Mike’s Driveway (or street) |
2017-06-29 | Stinkwallet & the Purple Throb Nozzle | The Celtic Pub | Lake & Secord | Try to stay out of the ditch! |
2012-09-06 | Strange Brew III - Beer Tasting and Movie Night | BHON Clubhouse | In Thorold, exit HWY 58 - good luck! | Watch da Tomat! |
2019-03-07 | StreakPicker | Bugsy’s | Lakeshore and Lake | Not near the cannabis shop |
2017-01-12 | Takir Klozov | Clubhouse a la MikeB | X and Y | Parkem if ya gottem |
2016-01-28 | Tapioca Tube Tugger | Celtic Pub | Lake & Secord | Throat & Tonsils |
2008-02-14 | TBA | TBA | Valentines day - married guys beware! | TBA |
2007-12-06 | TBA | TBA | TBA | TBA |
2019-10-17 | Team America | Clubhouse de la MikeB | Collier+Summers | Not in the tunnel! |
2017-08-10 | Team America | Lock Street Brewing Co & random restaurant | As far from the water as you can | Bring your hip waders |
2020-02-06 | The Korona Kid | Hooligan’s | O’Neil and Portage | Limp Home Mode |
2016-05-19 | The Lone Rearranger | The Honest Lawyer | Hartzel Rd and Clarendon Ave | On the sides or at the back |
2014-08-07 | The masses | Bugsy’s | Lake and Lakeshore | Take the first available parking spot |
2016-04-21 | The need for Beer | Hooligans | Portage and O’neil | Just Park It / Nike |
2011-06-02 | The Pharoh | The Street Tap & Eatery | Ontario and Linwell | Not on the patio! |
2012-01-26 | The Purple Helmet | The Red Onion | QEW & Lake Street | By Rexall |
2017-01-26 | The regular guys | The Celtic Club | Scott and Somewhere | Wheels down, roof up |
2013-06-06 | Thor the Turd Stabber | Hooters Niagara Falls | Ferry St & Victoria Ave | TBD - carpool details TBA |
2013-05-23 | Throat Jouster | Celtic Pub | Lake & Secord | In front and along side |
2016-07-21 | Throat Yogurt | Bugsy’s | Lake & Lakeshore | Beside the cops next to the front door |
2012-10-04 | Throat Yogurt | Syndicate Brew Pub | Across from the Parkway | Yeah |
2013-04-11 | Throat Yogurt & Tonsil Polish | The Celtic Pub | Lake & Secord | Between the lines |
2018-06-14 | Tired and bored | Bezo’s | Front Street and the Hydro Building | Anywhere you want |
2023-05-25 | Tired and Thirsty | Bugsy’s | This and that street | Same as always, close to the bar |
2018-11-01 | Tired Guy | The Clubhouse | Crysler and the road | Anywhere you can |
2020-01-03 | Tits McGee | RMB -8AM Frego’s for New Years Breakfast | Lake and something | Mind the dropoff |
2016-12-08 | Tits McGee | The Celtic Pub | Lake and Scott | In the ditch |
2014-05-15 | Tommy Tuckaluk and his band | Moe’s | Hwy 3 / 140 | Out front if you can |
2019-05-30 | Too tired to argue | Hooligan’s | Thorold Stone and Portage | Ample if you know how |
2024-01-04 | Too tired to be creative | Manhatten’s | Scott and Vine | Where you fit |
2016-11-24 | Trump | Hooligan’s Niagara Falls | Portage & O’Neil | By the Pussy |
2019-05-02 | Turd Polisher | Manhattan’s Bar & Grill | Scott & Vine | Pull-in, Pull-out - repeat to completion |
2011-07-28 | Turd Polisher | The Celtic Pub | 14 Secord Dr, between Lake & Scott | Alongside |
2012-03-22 | TurdKnocker | The Celtic Pub | Lake St. & Secord Dr. | In front and along side |
2017-05-19 | Twat Fiesta! | The Riverside | Portage & Bridgewater (Chippawa) | Not in the River |
2024-08-08 | Um, somebody at the table? | Merchant Ale House | St. Paul and Queen | Any place you can, it’s downtown |
2014-06-26 | Us | Bugsy’s | Lake and Lakeshore | Wheels to the Ground |
2012-05-03 | Vaginator | Bugsy’s | Lake & Lakeshore | Parallel |
2012-04-05 | Vickie | Chippawa House | Only fucking street in Chippawa | Good luck |
2010-04-05 | Vickie | Chippawa house | Only Street in Chippawa | Good Luck |
2015-01-08 | Vote | Clubhouse | Crysler and Summers | Avoid the snow. |
2014-05-01 | Wang Chung | Celtic Pub | Lake & Secord | Up Your Poop Chute |
2018-11-29 | Wanton | Manhattan’s Bar & Grill | Scott & Vine | Park it right in the Parkingspot! |
2023-05-11 | We forgot | The Merchant Ale House | Some Street downtown | Not near the Gay Men’s Date Night |
2015-11-26 | We Haz Coupons! | Celtic Club | Secord and Scott | As close to the door as you can get |
2012-11-29 | Wheel of Indecision | The Celtic Pub | Second St between Lake & Scott | In Front and Alongside |
2014-10-16 | Wheel of Wings | Hooligan’s Sports Bar | Portage & O’Neil | Angled for your pleasure |
2008-10-09 | Wheel Of Wings | The Brownstone Pub | 19 Front St. - Throrold | Kinda |
2013-05-09 | Wheel of Wings (with help) | Hemingway’s (formerly The Street) | Ontario Street next to Jaycee Park | Anywhere you want (except on the lawn) |
2011-03-24 | Wheel of Wings AGAIN | Donnelly’s Irish Pub | Front and Sullivan | Where ever you can |
2009-03-12 | WheelofWings | Patrick Sheehans | St. Paul & Queen | Parallel |
2023-02-02 | WTF Guy | Romby’s | Lake and Linwell | Anywhere you can find a spot |
2010-02-11 | Your Mom | Flats Bar & Grill | Glendale & Burleigh Hill Dr | Across from the Crappy Tire |
2017-10-05 | Your Mom’s Gaping Vag! | The Riverside Tavern | Portage & Bridgewater | Not in the River |
2024-05-09 | Your Mom’s Cameltoe | Joe Blo’s Bar and Grill | St. Paul West & Louth Street | In Behind |
2018-03-08 | Your Mom’s Cunt | Hooligans | Portage and O’Neil | Angled for your pleasure |
2020-05-14 | Zippy | O’Covids Irish Pub & Laundromat | Over by that green house and where that one store burnt down. | Most Definitely |
2021-05-13 | Zoomit | http://127.0.0.1 | MikeG hosting | Why bother, we are all under house arrest. |