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BHON Archives - Articles by Author
BHON regularly posts articles of public interest, that pertain to both the Chicken Wing industry and to the community at large.
The following are articles that have appeared on the BHON site in previous months.
Articles by:
July 2013 - Boob Apron
February 2011 - Bud Light Clothing Drive
August 2010 - Having recently had another Birthday, I had a bit of a Flash Back ... Who else remembers this Quality Programming? Who else needs therapy because of it?
July 2010 - Sink the Bismark ... the strongest beer in the world (not counting their newest 55% beer sold in squirrels and stoats!!) Make sure to watch "The End of History" after seeing "Sink the Bismark" to see what happens to Mr. Stoat! (really)
May 2010 - Some of you may not have seen this latest, ultra-realistic American Military Game.
August 2009 - Guess Which One Of These Two People Mike B Wants To Take Home?
July 2009 - Chris’ Culture Corner - The Jesus Christ Sponge!
April 2009 - Chris’ Culture Corner - Bambi Meets Godzilla
April 2009 - Chris’ Culture Corner - De Duva (The Dove)
Articles by: Dan
October 2010 - British Commercials.
April 2010 - Why you don’t piss off the squirrels
May 2009 - Stupid things people say - the text message version
January 2009 - The Instant Heart Attack you’ve always wanted at a SuperBowl party.
May 2008 - Email recieved by Computer Services.
January 2008 - And these are the people responsible for our children’s future????
December 2007 - Eh Tabarnac!
August 2007 - Thanks Steve!
Articles by: Patrick
March 2009 - Busy day in Heaven....
January 2009 - Thorold Welcomes Beavers!
January 2008 - How are y’all doing!
December 2007 - Eh tabarnac!
May 2007 - I don’t want to work there anynmore!!! Read from the bottom!
February 2007 - Got snow?
Articles by: Steve
March 2019 - Catchy title, annoying song
December 2015 - How to deal with Wing Sting (AKA ROFAR)
September 2009 - When Your Credit Card Signature Fun Backfires
June 2008 - Why never to ask Mike G to fix your office network on Friday
April 2008 - More fun with Cars
April 2008 - Plumbing woes!
November 2007 - Who wants 40,000 pints of stolen beer?
October 2007 - How to survive a Guinness
September 2007 - I’m Not as Think as you Drunk I am?
August 2007 - Observations from the flip side
July 2007 - Fun with Phones and Email
May 2007 - What??? You again???
April 2007 - Why are you here???
March 2007 - Proof of Tech Support Gods
January 2007 - New Rules for 2007
January 2007 - I’m in Cuba *BANG*!!
Articles by: Mike B
November 2018 - Appreciate our usual wing spots!
February 2011 - Think You Know Your Limit?
February 2011 - The Announcement has Finally Been Made
October 2010 - EDI Laffs, Gaffs and Blunders: En Francais!
July 2010 - Stare at boobs for longer life: Study
April 2010 - Tech Report: GPS Software
January 2010 - How to Figure Out a BHON Bill
November 2009 - EDI Laffs, Gaffs and Blunders: Not this shit again!
June 2009 - EDI Laffs, Gaffs and Blunders: 3 faced!
April 2009 - Strange Brew II - Second Annual Beer Tasting!
March 2009 - EDI Laffs, Gaffs and Blunders: New EDI Partner!
January 2009 - Tech support, RMA, help desk, Warranty, Bop Balong Bong, die in a fucking fire!
December 2008 - Actual Video from MikeG at work, after reading an email from his favourite customer:
November 2008 - Mike’s Motorcycling Weird Sighting of the Week: Stuck Pussy
July 2008 - I just had to help out!
June 2008 - Treats!
May 2008 - WHMIS Training?
May 2008 - Like Scary movies? 3D movies? Pancakes? Click here!
April 2008 - Dizney Whoreld !!!!
March 2008 - Booyah!
January 2008 - Strange Brew - Beer Tasting Event
January 2008 - EDI Laffs, Gaffs and Blunders: Communication follies...
December 2007 - EDI Laffs, Gaffs and Blunders: Holy fucking obvious....
December 2007 - Ho Ho Whore!
November 2007 - Joke - Version: I don’t have anything original to say
October 2007 - EDI Laffs, Gaffs and Blunders: If at first you don’t succeed....
September 2007 - EDI Laffs, Gaffs and Blunders: The ole flip flop
August 2007 - EDI Laffs, Gaffs and Blunders: n00b
July 2007 - EDI Laffs, Gaffs and Blunders: Fucktard
May 2007 - EDI Laffs, Gaffs and Blunders: Laptop :(
April 2007 - EDI Laffs, Gaffs and Blunders: Whatever
March 2007 - EDI Laffs, Gaffs and Blunders: WTF!
March 2007 - EDI Laffs, Gaffs and Blunders: GAH!
February 2007 - EDI Laffs, Gaffs and Blunders
January 2007 - EDI Laffs, Gaffs and Blunders
December 2002 - EDI Laffs, Gaffs and Blunders
September 2002 - EDI Laffs, Gaffs and Blunders
September 2002 - EDI Laffs, Gaffs and Blunders
August 2002 - EDI Laffs, Gaffs and Blunders
August 2002 - EDI Laffs, Gaffs and Blunders
July 2002 - EDI Laffs, Gaffs and Blunders
June 2001 - Treats
Articles by: Mike G
August 2021 - Samuel L. Jackson’s - Greatest Movie Moments!
May 2014 - I Guess I’ll Never Understand Women...
April 2014 - Bonus Pbbbbt of the Month - April 2014
August 2013 - BHON Gets a New Product Sponsor!
July 2013 - BHON - Tools Explained
July 2013 - Study Says Bras Make Breasts Saggier
June 2013 - Oral Sex Gave me Throat Cancer: Michael Douglas
April 2013 - Science: Women Prefer Larger Penises
May 2012 - She Loves the Coke
April 2012 - SKYTRAM!!!
April 2012 - A Thousand Dildos For The Military Wives
February 2011 - Happy Valentine’s Day
January 2011 - Careful What You Wish For....You Just Might Get It!
September 2010 - Ever Wonder What a Muslim Pussy Looks Like?
September 2010 - My Dad’s Job
August 2010 - Cross Border Wing War Brewing
June 2010 - Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes
April 2010 - Random Jokes du Jour
April 2010 - Carlsberg Employees Decry Limits on Beer at Work
March 2010 - How many Dell reps does it take to screw in an OS?
February 2010 - New BHON Accounting Firm
January 2010 - Weapons of Ass Destruction
December 2009 - Reeb House Destroyed by Fire
December 2009 - Chemical in Beer May Prevent Prostate Cancer
October 2009 - Guinness Day at Bugsy’s
October 2009 - Biggest BHON Bill Ever!
September 2009 - Why Women’s Bathroom Breaks Take So Long
August 2009 - Sex Assault Turns into Flaming Cock-Tale
July 2009 - Driver Caught Speeding While Watching Porn
July 2009 - World’s Strongest Vagina Lifts 14kg!
June 2009 - Test Your Beer IQ
June 2009 - SNL - Jizz in My Pants!
May 2009 - Winning the Math Debate
May 2009 - Cooking with Balls
April 2009 - Czech beer is good for drinking -- and soaking
April 2009 - Nintendo Shii - Video Game for Women
April 2009 - Semen Proven to Increase Life Expectancy
March 2009 - Hooters Niagara Closed
March 2009 - A Friend Has Sent You a Hallmark E-Virus!
February 2009 - Start Your Day With a Healthy Breakfast
January 2009 - In Search of the Perfect Buffalo Wing
January 2009 - Chris Evans Doesn’t Want Gay Men to Stop Objectifying Him
January 2009 - eHarmony Rejected my Application - Bastards!!!
November 2008 - Purified Urine to be Astronauts Drinking Water
October 2008 - What’s New on TV?
September 2008 - BHON - Beer 101
August 2008 - First Ever BHON Crossover!
July 2008 - Five Year Old Slips out of Daycare - Goes to Hooters
July 2008 - Economics 101:
June 2008 - Why Mike G Got Fired from Staples
June 2008 - Random Thoughts and a Cure for a Boner...
May 2008 - Learn Chinese in 5 minutes
March 2008 - The Perfect Day...
March 2008 - Ain’t Got No Whoppers...
March 2008 - Ain’t it the Sad Truth?
February 2008 - Mike vs The Hummer
January 2008 - Shortage Leaves Local Brewers Unhoppy
November 2007 - Holy Humour
October 2007 - Quality Bell Installation!
August 2007 - A Fucktool and His Data are Soon Parted...
July 2007 - Cleavage: What’s Appropriate, What’s Not
May 2007 - Stop Fucking with the Server!!!!
April 2007 - X-Rated Impromptu Karaoke extended remix: Ramones "I wanna be sedated"
March 2007 - BHON Celebrity Report!
February 2007 - Windows Vista Hits Store Shelves
Articles by: Misc Mid Stories
November 2024 - Pbbbbt - November 2024!
October 2024 - Pbbbbt - October 2024!
September 2024 - Pbbbbt - September 2024!
July 2024 - Pbbbbt - July 2024 Bonus Fuckin Month!
June 2024 - Pbbbbt - June 2024!
May 2024 - Pbbbbt - May 2024!
March 2024 - Pbbbbt - March 2024!
January 2024 - Pbbbbt - January 2024!
November 2023 - Pbbbbt - November 2023!
September 2023 - September 2023 - Pbbbbt
July 2023 - July 2023 - Bonus Mega Pbbbbt Month!!!!
June 2023 - June 2023 - Pbbbbt!
March 2023 - March 2023 - Back by Popular Demand - Pbbbbbt!!!
February 2023 - February Random Shit
December 2022 - Oh Christmas Tits, Oh Christmas Tits!
September 2022 - Some Shit du Jour
July 2022 - Random Moments du Jour
April 2022 - Don’t Forget Your COVID Booster Shot!
December 2021 - COVID-19 - OMICRON Variant is HERE!!! OMFG WTF BBQ!?!
September 2021 - September/October 2021 - Pbbbbt!
April 2021 - April 2021 - Return of the Pbbbbt!!!!!
December 2020 - Pandemic Updates!
September 2020 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - Coronavirus Edition v2!
May 2020 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - Coronavirus Edition!
March 2020 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - Coronavirus Edition!
January 2020 - Like Guinness? Like Tits? How bout both?
December 2019 - More Festive Pbbbbt!
November 2019 - Bohemian Rapsody on Floppotron!
October 2019 - Time to Carve your Pumpkins!
September 2019 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - September 2019
July 2019 - Pbbbbt July 2019 - Gemma Atkinson
June 2019 - June 2019 - Just Some Random Pbbbbt!
March 2019 - BHON Tribute to Gravity v2.0!
February 2019 - February is BHON Science Month!!!
January 2019 - Just Some General Advice to Start the Year
November 2018 - Oh Christmas Tits, Oh Christmas Tits!!!
September 2018 - BHON 22nd Anniverary Celebrations
September 2018 - BHON - Moment of Self Reflection
June 2018 - Lamenting the Local Pub
June 2018 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - June 2018!
April 2018 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - April 2018!
March 2018 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - March 2018!
February 2018 - BHON Pbbbt of the Month - February 2018!
January 2018 - BHON Retro Pbbbbt - 1979!
November 2017 - Mike B Channelling Evel Knievel!
November 2017 - THE WORLD’S FIRST VAGINA BEER HAS ARRIVED
September 2017 - New!!! BHON Fun and Games Section!
August 2017 - RIP Celtic Pub!
July 2017 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - August 2017!
June 2017 - BHON - Pbbbbt of the Month - July 2017
June 2017 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - June 2017!
May 2017 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - May 2017!
April 2017 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - April 2017!
March 2017 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - March 2017!
February 2017 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - February 2017!
January 2017 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - January 2017!
November 2016 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - December 2016
October 2016 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - October 2016!
August 2016 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - September 2016!
July 2016 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - August 2017!
July 2016 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - July 2016
June 2016 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - June 2016!
April 2016 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - April+May 2016!
March 2016 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - March 2016!
February 2016 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - February 2016!
January 2016 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - January 2016!
November 2015 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - December 2015
October 2015 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - October 2015
September 2015 - BHON Back to School Pbbbbt - September 2015!
May 2015 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - May 2015!
April 2015 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - April 2015!
February 2015 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - Superbowl Edition - February 2015!
January 2015 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - January 2015!
December 2014 - Merry Titsmas!
October 2014 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - Oktoberfest 2014!
August 2014 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - September 2014
April 2014 - BHON Advertising Section - Commercials Worth Watching
April 2014 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - April 2014
March 2014 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - March 2014
February 2014 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - February 2014
January 2014 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - January 2014
November 2013 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - November 2013
October 2013 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - October 2013
September 2013 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - September 2013
July 2013 - Good Uses for Apple Products
June 2013 - Pbbbbt of the Month - June 2013 - Katy Perry!
May 2013 - Pbbbbt of the Month - May 2013
April 2013 - Pbbbbt of the Month - April 2013
March 2013 - News from the Board....
February 2013 - Valentine’s Day is Coming!
Don’t Forget the Sweets for Your Sweetie
January 2013 - Pbbbbt of the Month - January 2013
December 2012 - Ain’t it the Troof?
November 2012 - November Pbbbbt - Tits and Guinness!!!
September 2012 - It's Cock-toberfest!
August 2012 - BHON Exclusive Feed from the NASA Mars Rover!
August 2012 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - August 2012
July 2012 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - July 2012
June 2012 - At the End of the Rainbow...
April 2012 - Spring is Here! - Time for a Renewed Optimism!
February 2012 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - February 2012
January 2012 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - January 2012
December 2011 - I Have a Dream....
November 2011 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - November 2011
September 2011 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - September 2011
July 2011 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - August 2011
July 2011 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - July 2011
Happy Canada Day!!!
May 2011 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - June 2011
April 2011 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - May 2011
March 2011 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - April 2011
February 2011 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - March 2011
February 2011 - BHON Pbbbbbt of the Month - Feb 2011
January 2011 - BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - Jan 2011
November 2010 - BHON Energy Drink Sponsor
September 2010 - September Sucks so Far
July 2010 - Closed Captioned Pr0n!
June 2010 - New BHON Site Sponsor!
May 2010 - Retro Technology
April 2010 - Google Classic
February 2010 - Mike G get an Animation Job!
February 2010 - Don’t Forget February 14th - Valentine’s Day!
January 2010 - BHON Worldwide Exclusive!!!
January 2010 - Check Out the Nifty T-Shirt I Got for XMas!
November 2009 - Don’t Forget to Mail Your Christmas Cards
November 2009 - Girl of my Dreams
October 2009 - Announcing the BHON 100 Club
September 2009 - Exclusive Photos from Dan and Vickie’s Wedding
September 2009 - September is Also Grape and Wine Time!
August 2009 - The Most Racist Hip Hop Song Ever!
June 2009 - Mike B has a fan club in Welland!!!
June 2009 - Well Okay....If You Insist...
May 2009 - If Mike G was a Gardener...
April 2009 - Guest Submission from West Point, MS
April 2009 - Price Drop Just in Time for Easter!
February 2009 - Someone Help this Poor Girl
January 2009 - BHON Handsfree Beer Holder Device!
December 2008 - Welcome to the New Economy!
November 2008 - Only the Latest in Technology!
November 2008 - Young Pussy Covered in Sticky White Goo!
October 2008 - Make a Fashion Statement this Fall!
September 2008 - Bill Gates New Career
September 2008 - Beer! - From Glunt to Glamour!
July 2008 - Nice Melons!
July 2008 - Beating Off a New Batch Right Now...
June 2008 - Bald and Buttery, the Perfect Spread!
May 2008 - Fook Me?
April 2008 - BHON NOTL Pub Crawl 2008
April 2008 - The Key to a Successful Canadian Military Campaign in Afghanistan
April 2008 - Patrick Poncet’s Compaign Slogan!
March 2008 - March Hasn’t Been a Very Interesting Month
So Here’s a Picture of a Giraffe Fucking a Donkey!
March 2008 - So Hard to Find a Good Realtor!
February 2008 - The Real Reason Behind Valentine’s Day
January 2008 - Three Words to All My Critics...
January 2008 - The Next Peter Jackson Classic
November 2007 - BHON Gift Ideas!
November 2007 - New Company Support Policy!
August 2007 - Tips for a Sucessful School Year
July 2007 - America’s Got Talent!
July 2007 - Steve’s newest hobby.....
June 2007 - Canada Day is Around the Corner!!!
May 2007 - BHON Interior Design
May 2007 - Yeah....We’re Gonna Get Hate Mail from PETA...
April 2007 - Son of STFU Guy Discovered! Attends an NCDSB School!
March 2007 - Medieval Pbbbbt! - Beer Wenches!
February 2007 - BHON.NET Survives Plumbing Pandemic
February 2007 - Could there have been a putsch in the Union House?
January 2007 - Mike’s Yard Sale
January 2007 - BHON Bartender of the Year!
Articles by: Misc Top Stories
November 2024 - Yep!
October 2024 - Nice Pumpkins!
September 2024 - BHON 28th Anniversary - September 19th!!!
July 2024 - Truth
June 2024 - BHON Beer Assistance
May 2024 - BHON This Week - New Location!!!
April 2024 - BHON 2024 Eclipse Photo Exclusive!
March 2024 - Happy St. Patrick’s Day 2024!
January 2024 - Happy New Year!
November 2023 - Merry Christmas from BHON!
September 2023 - BHON 27th Anniversary!!!
July 2023 - Guinness Set to Triple Production - but there’s a catch!
June 2023 - Air Quality Advisory!
March 2023 - Important Advice for BHON Members
February 2023 - Is This Too Many Wings? Even for BHON?
December 2022 - Mike B Got a New Truck!!!
September 2022 - BHON - 26th Anniversary!
July 2022 - The Road to Recovery, Or the Beginning of the Decline?
April 2022 - BHON in a Post COVID World?
January 2022 - What You Don’t Know About Buffalo Wings
December 2021 - BHON Covid-19 Update!!!
September 2021 - Happy 25th Anniversary BHON!
August 2021 - When Normal Isn’t Really Normal?
May 2021 - BHON Zoom Meeting Schedule
April 2021 - BHON COVID-19 Update
February 2021 - BHON COVID-19 Updates
December 2020 - 2020 - The Year the Never Was
September 2020 - BHON 24th Anniversary
May 2020 - BHON COVID-19 Updates
March 2020 - Coronavirus Alert!
January 2020 - Scarlett Johansson does Saucapalooza!
January 2020 - Happy 2020!
December 2019 - Merry Christmas to All!
November 2019 - Guess He Shoulda Worn Blackface?
October 2019 - Happy Inclusive Halloween!
September 2019 - BHON 23rd Anniversary - Thursday Sept 19, 2019!
July 2019 - Pub Signs from Around Dublin
June 2019 - Well, At Least They’re Honest
April 2019 - BHON Exclusive!
Notre Dame Fire - Breaking News!
March 2019 - Spring is Here - Time to Start the Yardwork!
February 2019 - Try to get THIS Song Outta Yer Head!
January 2019 - Welland Snowplow!
January 2019 - Happy New Year!
November 2018 - BHON Cartography!
September 2018 - BHON 22nd Anniversary!
September 2018 - It’s September Again!
June 2018 - BHON - Daily Tolerance Juice Transfusion!
April 2018 - Truer Words Never Spoken!
March 2018 - BHON Engineering
February 2018 - BHON Winter Olympic Update
February 2018 - BHON Event Week Schedule Change
January 2018 - Happy New Year BHON!
November 2017 - Time to Put up the Christmas Lights
November 2017 - BHON Grimsby Pub Crawl 2017!
September 2017 - Welcome to 2017 - Year of the Offended!
August 2017 - Summer is Coming to and End
July 2017 - Mike G Must be Planning a Patio Night!
June 2017 - Happy Canada Day!
Fly the Maple Leaf Proud!
June 2017 - BHON - The Morning After!!!
June 2017 - Terrorism GTFO! - But Not Without my Pint!
May 2017 - May is International Masturbation Month!
April 2017 - Happy Easter!
March 2017 - March 17th is Guinness Day!
February 2017 - Happy Chinese New Year - 2017 is Year of the Cock!
January 2017 - Happy New Year BHON!
November 2016 - Merry Christmas from BHON!
October 2016 - Happy Halloween from BHON
September 2016 - 20 Years and 200 Reviews!!!
September 2016 - BHON Grimsby Pub Crawl - This Thursday - Sept 15th!
August 2016 - BHON - End of Summer Patio Night
July 2016 - The End of St. Catharines Duck Tales
April 2016 - Important Men’s Health News Release
March 2016 - Does this Sound Familiar?
January 2016 - 1996-2016 Congratulations BHON!!!!
January 2016 - Happy New Year!
November 2015 - Merry Christmas from BHON!
October 2015 - It’s October - Happy Halloween
September 2015 - BHON 19th Anniversary!!!
Bugsys - Sept 17th - 8:00pm
June 2015 - Never Interrupt a Man and his Guinness!
April 2015 - Where’s the Next BHON?
February 2015 - Winter’s Back! Don’t Drive Like a FAG!
January 2015 - First BHON of 2015
December 2014 - Merry Christmas from BHON!
October 2014 - October is Upon Us
September 2014 - BHON Turns 18 This Month!!!
July 2014 - BHON Happy Fun Time Sing Along
May 2014 - Spring is Here! Time to do Some Yardwork!
April 2014 - Happy Easter - Say Hello to My Little Friend!
April 2014 - Best Deal You’re Gonna Get!
March 2014 - Fuck Winter, Let’s Drink!
February 2014 - The 2014 Winter Olympics are Here!
January 2014 - Feeling Winter Depression? Try Some Polka!
January 2014 - Happy New Year!
November 2013 - Happy Holidays from BHON
November 2013 - Welcome to Toronto!
October 2013 - How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse!
September 2013 - Happy 17th Anniversary BHON!
August 2013 - The truth behind the lies - Cellular Service in Canada
July 2013 - Happy Canada Day
June 2013 - Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
May 2013 - Happy Mother’s Day
April 2013 - Saucapalooza - 2013
April 2013 - BHON Home Repair Advice
March 2013 - Schedule Change Notice!!!
February 2013 - Welcome to February
February 2013 - Denmark Takes Innovative Approach to Road Safety!
February 2013 - Go Suck a Bag of Dicks!
January 2013 - Happy New Year! Welcome to 2013!
December 2012 - BHON Holiday Lighting - Electrical Safety Tips
November 2012 - DERP!
October 2012 - Happy Halloween
September 2012 - The New iPhone 5 is Here! Got Yours Yet?
September 2012 - September Events Schedule
August 2012 - First a Recap from Thursday at Taps!
August 2012 - BHON 2012 Olympic Highlights
July 2012 - 2012 Olympic fever!
June 2012 - Summer’s Here - It’s Patio Time!!!
April 2012 - BHON Gangsta Kidz Yo!
April 2012 - Happy Easter!
March 2012 - Roll up the Rim is Back!
February 2012 - February is Here - A Word From Our Sponsors
January 2012 - Happy New Year 2012!
November 2011 - It’s November
September 2011 - Sep-Fucking-Tember Already? WTF?
July 2011 - Network Security Alert!
July 2011 - Summer is Here (Finally!)
BHON Vacation Tips for Travellers!
May 2011 - President Obama - A Potential BHON Member?
April 2011 - A Horrible Tragedy Has Occurred....
March 2011 - April is here....Happy Easter!
March 2011 - Devastation in Japan
February 2011 - March 1st is RRSP Deadline!
February 2011 - Winter Sucks
January 2011 - Happy New Year to All
November 2010 - Special BHON Hockey Event - Sunday December 19th
September 2010 - Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy
August 2010 - Dammit! I Missed it!
July 2010 - Now You Can Relive all the Greatest World Cup Moments!
June 2010 - BHON World Cup Soccer Action!
May 2010 - BHON Has a Solution for the BP Gulf Oil Spill!
April 2010 - Thank you Dalton McGuinty!
April 2010 - BHON Pub Crawl Alert!!!
April 2010 - The Fellatio Truth Movement
A Documentary
March 2010 - Happy Easter Everyone!
February 2010 - Canada Wins Gold!
February 2010 - Countdown to the Winter Olympics
January 2010 - Respect the Colon
January 2010 - Happy New Year
November 2009 - Merry Christmas to All
October 2009 - Get Your H1N1 Flu Shot!
October 2009 - BHON 13th Anniversary Report
September 2009 - BHON 13th Anniversary
August 2009 - August is Random Shit Month
June 2009 - Happy Canada Day!!!
June 2009 - Beware the Dangerous Effects of Alcohol
May 2009 - Just a Suggestion...
April 2009 - Just Park it in the Driveway!
April 2009 - Happy Easter!!!
February 2009 - BHON - Smart Advice of the Month!
February 2009 - Happy Valentine’s Day
January 2009 - WINTER SUCKS!!
January 2009 - Happy New Year!
December 2008 - Ho Ho Whore!!!!
Time to Put Up Your Christmas Lights!
November 2008 - BHON Science Fair Winners!!!
November 2008 - Congratulations to Barack Obama!!!
Looks like the Celebrations are well underway!
October 2008 - OMG! Steve Has Gone Missing! Help Find Him!
September 2008 - Happy 12th Anniversary BHON!
August 2008 - It’s Back to School Season!
August 2008 - Cheers from Quebec!!!!
July 2008 - Port Dalhousie Pub Crawl 2008
July 2008 - Tard Bukakke!
July 2008 - Kids Getting Bored? Why Not Go See a Movie!
July 2008 - Happy Canada Day!!!
June 2008 - Comedian George Carlin Passes Away
June 2008 - US Federal Reserve Releases New $5 Bill!
May 2008 - Holy Fucking Hell!!!
May 2008 - The Best Fucking TV Show Ever...
April 2008 - So Much Havoc and Chaos in the World Today
March 2008 - BHON Meets Martha Stewart
March 2008 - Global Warming? MY ASS!!!
February 2008 - BHON News with William Shakespeare
February 2008 - Valentine’s Day is Coming!
Don’t Forget Your Sweetie!
January 2008 - I’d Tap That!
January 2008 - Welcome to 2008!
November 2007 - Merry Christmas to all....
November 2007 - Thank You Internet....
November 2007 - Just Another Day on the Job...
October 2007 - Wild Fires Ravage the California Coast
September 2007 - Why Patrick Really Left Niagara!
September 2007 - BHON 11th Anniversary - Coming Soon!
September 2007 - BHON 11th Anniversary
July 2007 - Summer Construction Season is Here
July 2007 - Steelback Grand Prix Review
June 2007 - Port Dalhousie Pub Crawl 2007 - 100th Review!
June 2007 - Special BHON - Thursday, June 28th - 7:00pm
May 2007 - A Few Shots from BHON NOTL Pub Crawl 2007!
May 2007 - May is Masturbation Month!
April 2007 - BHON Spring Cleaning Tips
April 2007 - Happy Easter!!!
March 2007 - No...I don’t need a bigger Penis!!!
February 2007 - Get Shovelling!
January 2007 - Crappy Valentines Day!
January 2007 - Best Wishes for 2007
November 2006 - A Case Full of Reasons why Beer is Good for You!
September 2006 - BHON Tenth Anniversary!
August 2006 - The Buffalo Theory
July 2006 - BHON Remote Control
June 2006 - Cambodia Bans 3G Cell Phones
June 2006 - BHON Travel Destinations!
April 2006 - BHON Movie Night 2006
March 2006 - Eat a Dick? What’s on the Lunch Menu?
March 2006 - BHON Top Cock Award Winner - Mike B
March 2006 - First BHON Pub Crawl of 2006
February 2006 - BHON Children’s Book Fair
January 2006 - BHON Federal Election 2006 Coverage!
November 2005 - BHON Family Values Colouring Book
October 2005 - BHON Bathroom Safety
October 2005 - BHON Whipped Magazine
September 2005 - BHON Real Estate Deals
September 2005 - BHON Top Cock Award Winner - Andrew Obee
September 2005 - BHON 9th Anniversary
September 2005 - BHON Gas Conservation Tips
August 2005 - BHON Site for the Deaf Launched!
July 2005 - Downtown Pub Crawl 2005
July 2005 - July is Tolerance Month
June 2005 - The Heat is On! Protect Yourself from UV Exposure!
May 2005 - BHON Movie Night 2005
May 2005 - BHON Colouring Book Released
May 2005 - May is Masturbation Month - Join the Cause!
March 2005 - Happy Easter - BHON Jesus Online!
February 2005 - BHON Valentine’s Gift Ideas!
February 2005 - 3rd Annual Golden Cock Awards
December 2004 - BHON Christmas Gift Ideas
September 2004 - BANG! at 141 Linwell!
September 2004 - BHON 8th Anniversary
July 2004 - Fucking Wants a Name Change
July 2004 - Drink Up - Beer is Good for You!
May 2004 - Do Vegetarians Taste Like Chicken?
March 2004 - Man Dies after Hot Wing Eating Contest
March 2004 - BHON Desktop Launched
February 2004 - Breast Exposure Prevention!
February 2004 - BHON Technology Report - USB Vibrator
February 2004 - 2nd Annual Golden Cock Awards
December 2003 - BHON Child Safety Information
December 2003 - BHON Random Fun Site Launched
November 2003 - Woman Attempts Man-Juice Diet
November 2003 - BHON Low Bandwidth Site Launched
October 2003 - Niagara Falls gets a Hooters
September 2003 - BHON Celebrates its 7th Year
August 2003 - Huge Blackout hits Northeastern US and Canada!
March 2003 - Rick Retires! A BHON Exclusive!
March 2003 - BHON Sars Prevention Information
February 2003 - 1st Annual Golden Cock Awards
January 2003 - Japanese Beaver Art
November 2002 - Pinty’s Wing Plant Tour
October 2002 - Menstrual Cycle Linkes to Attractiveness - Study
October 2002 - BHON Goes Politically Correct
September 2002 - BHON 6th Anniversary
September 2002 - Harry Potter Dildo is Huge Seller!
September 2002 - STFU Guy World Tour!
August 2002 - Bad News for Beer Drinkers - Price Increase Coming!
July 2002 - Scientists Discover Love Nerve
July 2002 - A Shocking Conspiracy?
July 2002 - Australian Brothel hits Stockmarket
July 2002 - BHON Gets Reviewed - Exclusive!
July 2002 - Semen Makes Women Happy - Study Claims
June 2002 - Long Distance Breast Exams!
June 2002 - BHON World Cup Report 2002
March 2002 - Robin and Sandy bring us a BHON Baby!
February 2002 - Salt Lake City Winter Olympics 2002 Update
February 2002 - BHON Winter Energy Saving Tips
January 2002 - BHON Advice Column Launched
December 2001 - Highlights from the Mike G - MDA Telethon
November 2001 - Spy Camera Pictures of "You Know Who" at Tim Hortons
October 2001 - BHON Visits Taylor and Bate Brewery
September 2001 - A Memoriam for the 911 Attack Victims
September 2001 - BHON 5th Anniversary at RickiJo’s
September 2001 - BHON Turns 5 Years Old
September 2001 - Humble Chicken Wing Changed Course of History Here
August 2001 - Derek’s Autobody Photo Essay
August 2001 - BHON Brady Bunch Page!
July 2001 - BHON Canada Day 2001
June 2001 - BHON Memoriam - Duncan McNaughton
May 2001 - Chicken Wing Grease in your Gas Tank?
May 2001 - BHON Internet Speed Test
April 2001 - BHON Bush Watch 2001
April 2001 - How to RTFM!
February 2001 - Lubrico Special: Lube, Oil and Engine!
January 2001 - NCDSB Invents new Portable Workstation!
December 2000 - BHON Date Rape Drug Warning!
November 2000 - Chicken Head Found in McDonalds Dinner!
August 2000 - Sydney Olympics 2000 - Update
January 1970 - Testing
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