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X-Rated Impromptu Karaoke extended remix: Ramones "I wanna be sedated"
Posted: 2007-04-25 by MikeG

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go....I wanna be fellated
Nothin' to do and no where to go-o-oh....I wanna be fellated
Just get me to the airport put me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain
Oh no oh oh oh oh
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go....I wanna be fellated
Nothin' to do and no where to go-o-oh....I wanna be fellated
Just put me in a wheelchair, get on you knees and blow
Hurry hurry hurry before I blow my load
I can't control my fingers I can't control my toes
Oh no oh oh oh oh...
Glomp Glomp Glomp Glomp, Glomp Glomp Glomp Glomp
 I wanna be fellated
Glomp Glomp Glomp Glomp, Glomp Glomp Glomp Glomp
 I wanna be fellated
Glomp Glomp Glomp Glomp, Glomp Glomp Glomp Glomp
 I wanna be fellated
Glomp Glomp Glomp Glomp, Glomp Glomp Glomp Glomp
I wanna be fellated



BHON Spring Cleaning Tips
Posted: 2007-04-07 by Mike G

Spring is here again....(if the fucking snow ever melts...). Time to get the homestead ready.

First, time to drag out the old patio furniture and clean it
off of any slimy oils, grease or snail tracks....

Next, clean out all those beer empties you've been collecting
in the garage and take them back to the beer store for a refund.

Finally, while you're cleaning up the garage, take some time to inspect
your garage door hardware and lubricate it as necessary.

Last but not least, don't forget to trim back that excess winter bush!

 




Happy Easter!!!
Posted: 2007-04-01 by Mike G

 

A Special Message from the Easter Bunny....

 




Son of STFU Guy Discovered! Attends an NCDSB School!
Posted: 2007-04-01 by Mike G




EDI Laffs, Gaffs and Blunders: WTF!
Posted: 2007-03-26 by MikeB

Edition V3.4: Oy gevalt...

Every time you open your mouth...Some idiot starts talking......

 

dumb.yank said at 15:37AM: What's the point of doing the 997 processing?

MikeB * Uhhhhhhh am I hearing that right? *

dumb.yank said at 15:39AM: We haven't done them in years for XYZ and XYZ is still in business.

MikeB * No fucking way is anybody that stupid *

dumb.yank said at 15:40AM: If the order isn't received and processd, somebody complains, so what's the deal?

MikeB * Yeah who cares if an order is fulfilled 3 weeks late! *


Really, too fucking stupid to even respond to.


When do I get my supply of crack cocaine....




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