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Port Dalhousie Pub Crawl 2007 - 100th Review!
Posted: 2007-06-30 by Mike G

With the Port Dalhousie Pub Crawl. we have officially reached the 100th review mark! Check out the latest reviews of the Lion Tavern and Port Mansion below. Also a shout out to the Port Pub Crawl Crew for a fantastic night filled with laughs as we set several BHON records.

Most Top Cocks in One Night:

DAN - For Top Cocking at the Lion

PATRICK - For Top Cocking at the Kilt and Clover

MIKE B - For Top Cocking at Port Mansion

Also, this crawl qualifies for "Most kilometers covered on foot during a BHON", perhaps only rivaled by the Toronto WingOlympics 1998.  

 

Patrick shows us how happy he is to see us again!

Some fine wingage to be had at the Lion Tavern

Enjoying the sights on the patio

Enjoying some laughs...

Next stop....Kilt and Clover pub!

Patrick throws in his contribution to the bill....

Fun and Games in the GAY ROOM...

Hey - Nice TITS!

The Pilgrimage to Bugsy’s begins....

We have arrived at the Holy Land....

And we have found The Holy Grail....

 




Special BHON - Thursday, June 28th - 7:00pm
Posted: 2007-06-20 by Mike G

This week, we are holding a special BHON evening in honor of
a longtime member! (Heh Heh...You said 'Member'...Heh Heh)

Join us for the return of Patrick - Professor of Oral Studies
this thursday night starting around 7:00pm

Meeting place: Mike G's house around 7:00pm

Wing Night Agenda: Weather dependant....see below!

PLAN A: Parking at Mike's @ Pub crawl in Port Dalhousie

PLAN B: (Rain plan) Bugsy's 

In the meantime, please enjoy this photo of a hot chick stroking a huge cock!




Canada Day is Around the Corner!!!
Posted: 2007-06-20 by Mike G

Get your fireworks and sparklers ready!




Stop Fucking with the Server!!!!
Posted: 2007-05-27 by Mike G

Why do people have an innate need to fuck with things they have no knowledge or understanding of? Perhaps it is just human curiousity, or just the need to make more work for the IT guy who is already overburdened in dealing with their day to day stupidity. But what really frosts my nuts is when you've spent a considerable amount of time setting up something as important as a new server, only to have Freddy Fatfingers who thinks he knows a few things about computers, craftily undo all your hard work.

Dumbass One:  We seem to be having problems with the server, all the users are getting error messages that there is insufficient disk space when they save stuff to the server. Please help us!!! We can't get any work done!

Resolution: Log into the server....notice error messages in event log about disk quotas being exceeded. Fuck...I didn't enable disk quotas?!?!? Who did?!?!? You have 1.5TB of disk space for fuck sake?!?!?

Dumbass One: Oh yeah....we were playing around with that setting the other day! Silly us....FUCKTARDS!!!

 

Fucktard Two: We're having network problems...can ping the server by IP but not by name. I think there is a problem with DNS? Can you fix it?

Resolution: Log into server, lots of strange errors about DNS bound to invalid IPv6 address yadda yadda......Wait a sec? IPv6? WTF? Look at network settings.....IPv6, NWLink/NetBIOS, IPX/SPX? Double WTF?!?!? Who's been fucking around with this???

Fucktard Two: Oh yeah....I was trying to install some program and it said something about Novell or something and said I needed IPX installed or something I'm not sure really and I went to add/remove windows components and didn't know what to pick so I just installed ALL the protocols? .....Uhm.....think that has something to do with it? ....ARGGGHHH FUCK KILLL!!!!.....

 

Asshat Three: Help! Half the PC's on our network can't get on the network...XP says limited or no connectivity?

Resolution: Call them in and get them to run ipconfig....Voila....they're not getting an IP address....WTF? Remote into the server and check DHCP server? What's this? All IP addresses in the address pool are assigned? Double WTF?!?! Let's check the leases....RAS/PPTP WTF???

Asshat Three: Oh yeah....we were trying to set it up so people could VPN into the server from home and it asked how many ports to assign so I just used the default of 254? But I couldn't get it to work anyways....do you know why? I think it has something to do with the IP addresses, so I just went to Future Shop and bought some more routers thinking that would give me more IP addresses for my network?  

*sigh*

Is it friday yet?




EDI Laffs, Gaffs and Blunders: Laptop :(
Posted: 2007-05-25 by MikeB

Edition V3.5: All gone, all of it :( ....

Well, isn't this nice, fire up the old employer supplied laptop, and hello, what's this? OH!, I'm a new user am i? Fantastic. First day on the job as far as XP is concerned, it is. Marvelous. Says some stupid message about can't find profile, well it's right where you left it a-hole! Let's try to connect in and see if I can avoid a 280 KM trip and having it reimaged. Good times, not a single file or stored ID are there. Peachey. No proxy settings to be found anywhere. Slick. Well, I somehow remember enough settings, copy some files from backup that I had luckily setup for just such an MS-Emergency, and am limping along. Well, I'm half-assing as best as I can, but it is going to be a crappy day going like this.

Here's a crazy idea, let's reboot this 1/2 dead machine to see WTF happens next!

*drumroll* .......

Good as new! Thank you Microsoft, for providing us with the latest RCL! (random catastrophic login)

 




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