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Why Patrick Really Left Niagara!
Posted: 2007-09-28 by Mike G

A little behind the scenes strife for the Professor of Oral Studies!




BHON 11th Anniversary - Coming Soon!
Posted: 2007-09-27 by Mike G

Join us Thursday, Sept 27th at RickiJo’s for the BHON 11th Anniversary bash.

 

 

I’m so excited, I’m feeling all sticky in my pants!!!

 




BHON 11th Anniversary
Posted: 2007-09-27 by Mike G

Well another year seems to have flown by as we returned to Rickijo’s for the 11th anniversary of BHON. Plenty of jugs of Rickard’s were consumed along with some excellent wings. Still 40 cents on thursday nights too, and the Suicide sauce on the side really gave them a special kick. It was also great to see some old faces, with the return of Johnny-Z, Kevin 2.0 and Robin!
I can’t really remember much else about the evening....guess I was too drunk!

The night was almost perfect with the exception of Robin and Derek J having a little lovers quarrel after returning from the bathroom together. WTF was that all about anyway? LOL... Nevermind... Not sure I want to know?




EDI Laffs, Gaffs and Blunders: The ole flip flop
Posted: 2007-09-20 by MGB

Edition V3.8: operation flip flop ....

CHR: LOL we want something in the ISA05 - maybe the PO number

Me: That would prevent you from receiving the document, as that is part of the document envelope.

CHR: ROFLMA the how about somewhere in the B2?

Me: That's doable - which element? 

CHR: STFU how about the ISA05?

Me: (Stiffles a "fuck off and die" comment) Can't do that.

CHR: WTF we can do that with our 733t systemz lol

Me: *I could shove my foot up your ass too* 

CHR: EH?

Me: I could send my part via AS2.

CHR: We already got one LOLZ

Me: *What a fucktard*

CHR: Like EH?

Me: Don't worry, we'll get right on this!



Advice - If you don't know what you want, don't pick up the fucking phone.

 




I’m Not as Think as you Drunk I am?
Posted: 2007-09-13 by Steve J

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I’m not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn’t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I’m not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I’d hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.




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