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The Next Peter Jackson Classic
Posted: 2008-01-01 by Mike G

 

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Eh tabarnac!
Posted: 2007-12-22 by Patrick

Eh I am Patrick, I am from France so shut the fuck up!



Eh Tabarnac!
Posted: 2007-12-22 by Dan

Eh I am Dan, I am from Chippewa so shut the fuck up!



EDI Laffs, Gaffs and Blunders: Holy fucking obvious....
Posted: 2007-12-21 by MikeB

Edition V3.10: Holy fucking obvious ....

Me: Hey - we had an Invoice rejected from that Large US based retailer.

Foolio: Ok what was this issue?

Me: Well it seems they don't like receiving invoices without an invoice number on them.

Foolio: Eh why not?

Me: Yeah they're funny that way, plus the purchase order number might have not been recognized.

Foolio: Eh what was the purchase order number?

Me: Ordinarily a Purchase Order number like "TEST ORDER PLEASE DELETE" indicates that it should not be processed.

Foolio: Eh this is so hard, I wonder how would I know that it was a test order, and that should be deleted?

Me: Oh lord take me away....





Ho Ho Whore!
Posted: 2007-12-05 by MikeB

Christmas lights. Ugh.

So I start off, stretch out the 40' of icycle lights to see what's working and what's not. Ok, 5 bulbs out of maybe 300 burnt out. Hooh hah! No problems, pop in 5 replacement. Put them back in tha box, haul them and a ladder outside. I rapidly start to re-hang the lights in the same place as last year, all is going well. It's going to be magical. Then the ladder gives out, I fall ontop of aformentioned ladder. A little physics knowledge tells us that a 180 lb objext falling onto an aluminum ladder laying on its side has a net result of one MANGLED ladder. Not a single bit of aluminum remains unbent. Add a scraped ankle just for fun. But ok, I hobble around and get the rest attached to the eavetrough. Plug it in and voila! 1/4 of the lights arent working. FUCK!!!! Now I'm steaming. So what's a pissed off Canadian do? Grab a hockey stick and bust all those fucking lights off the house, then go inside and have a beer.

Going to buy new lights today.  Fuck.



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