Posted By SUN MEDIA

Posted 8 hours ago

Hooters Niagara is closed after the restaurant failed to pay its rent, says the owner of the Stanley Avenue location Hooters occupied in Niagara Falls for approximately five years.

"Their lease has been terminated. It’s posted on the door that rent hasn’t been paid," said Andrew Cserpes, the landlord for the restaurant and property owner.

The restaurant chain is famous for its chicken wings as well as for hiring attractive waitresses who wear uniforms consisting of low-cut white tank tops and orange shorts.

The restaurant has been closed for a little more than a month. The Hooters website describes the Niagara Falls location as "temporarily closed."

"C Ya Soon," it says.

The free-fall tourist attraction on the same property is still open for business.

Edition V4.03: What the Flying Fuck?!?!

Hey, got a new partner to setup, that cool.  Here’s a link to their implementation documentation, right on.  5 or 6 documents to setup, no probs.

What’s that, their EDI dept is outsourced to India, well this will be different.  Oh they are new to the whole EDI world, well that will make the project "special".

Special as in these fuckers are on crack!  Yep, you can technically send 999999 Date segments, doesn’t mean that you have to send that many.  Here’s an idea, try just sending the RELEVANT ones!  RELEVANT!  Actually, I don’t give a fuck what date your fucking factory opened, dont send it in a purchase order! Mahindra Kalamazingari Muralichandra had his head lopped off in a clash with the British back in 1810 - Here’s me not caring!  Don’t send it!  Let’s see what else, oh, you are a warehouse only customer, that’s ordinarily a more streamlind document as compared to drop ship.  NOT for these fuckers! While you’re at it, why not specify your date segments several times, instead of list them all at once, being concise is such a bore. 

TD5.  Carrier details, hey lets link to a PDF on your website!  Yes, all EDI software can translate PDF fucking files.

ITD. Terms of sale, discount rates, dates, fuck that, lets just use the description field LOL!

CTP. Price - you are sending the fucking retail price only?  Hey if that’s what you stupid fucks want to pay, rock on.

SDQ. SDQ?  Seriously? For real?  A wharehouse order, ships to one location, specified in the N1.  Now you are going to list all the locations in an SDQ. The fuck?

Newsflash, if you don’t know what the fuck you are doing, don’t spin the Wheel Of EDI to figure out what the document requirements are.

Hindu douchebags.

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so St. Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven’s getting pretty close to full today, and I’ve been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what’s your story?"

The first man replies: "Well, for a while I’ve suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn’t reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground! By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn’t you know it, he wouldn’t fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers. Of course, he couldn’t stand that for long, so he let go and fell-but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. I couldn’t stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge, and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly. But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony."

"That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man in.

The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full, and again asks for his story.

"It’s been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 26th floor of my apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony. Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because I fell over the edge. But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me. I knew I couldn’t hang on for very long, when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony. I thought for sure I was saved, when he started beating on me and kicking me. I held on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed a hammer and started pounding on my hands. Finally I just let go, but again I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right. Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly, and now I’m here."

Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death.

The third man came to the front of the line, and St. Peter asked for his story.

"Picture this," says the third man, "I’m hiding naked inside a refrigerator..."

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