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If Mike G was a Gardener...
Posted: 2009-05-14 by Mike G




Stupid things people say - the text message version
Posted: 2009-05-05 by Dan C

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Chris’ Culture Corner - Bambi Meets Godzilla
Posted: 2009-04-28 by Chris




Strange Brew II - Second Annual Beer Tasting!
Posted: 2009-04-23 by Mike B

An interesting and eclectic collection of beers to sample for sure, some good, some not so good.  I believe the graphical illustrations below will paint a picture of the evenings tasting.

And kudos to Chef Costco, the Pintys 2 KG package of wings are the finest frozen wings out there.

Results:  (Note, not all comments are mine, especially the racially insensitive one)

Beer Name Country of Origin Alcohol Content Score Comments
Waterloo Wheat Canada 5 80 Very Smooth.
St Peters English Ale UK 4.5 75 First sip was a kick in the face.
Faxe Extra Strong Denmark 10.0 50 Smells like a herbalescence shampoo.
Kilkenny Ireland 4.3 90 Ahhh, that’s better.
Dab Germany 5.0 75 A little dab will do ya.
Old Speckled Hen UK 5.2 80 Doesn’t taste like ass, goes well with wings.
Pilsner Urquell Czech 4.4 53 Tastes like blue. Old mans balls.
86 Holland 7.9 75 False advertising, not from Bavaria
Tiger Singapore 5 80 Clean but generic. Imitation Sapporo.
Chimay Belgium 7 60 Yeasty Vagina.  Kinda like herpes, it grows on ya.
Czechvar Czech 5 73 The Original Budweiser, before they stole it,
London Porter UK 5.4 70 Dark like nagger’s cock!

Strange Brew II results

Disclaimer:  Please do not attempt a beer tasting of this magnitude, we are trained professionals.




Czech beer is good for drinking -- and soaking
Posted: 2009-04-18 by Mike G

Posted By CATHY STAPELLS, SPECIAL TO SUN MEDIA

It was quite unlike any spa treatment I’d ever had. And once I stopped giggling, it proved to be every bit as relaxing as promised.

It seemed only natural that a town like Chodova Plana -- which is famous for its beer and located near the famous spa towns of Marianske Lazne and Karlovy Vary -- would have beer-infused treatments at the local spa (in the Hotel U Sladka).

I was booked for the 20-minute beer bath. But I wasn’t expecting to enter the bathing room and see an actual beer keg hooked up directly to the bath taps. Warmed beer was filling up the tub, creating the biggest head of beer I had ever seen. That’s when my friends and I started laughing.

It seemed all the more funny because we spied six curtained tubs lined up in two rows of three. We were all going to soak together -- just like a six-pack.

Blended with mineral water, curative herbs, yeast and hops, the beer bath is the most popular treatment at Pivni Lazne (beer spa). It aims to rejuvenate tired and dry skin, boost circulation and provide mental and physical relaxation.

The bath was heated to 34°C, and through the curtains, I could hear us all "oohing"’ and "aahing" as we settled into our amber-filled tubs, enjoying the relaxing heat.

A few minutes into the suds, a spa attendant brought each of us a half-pint of cool and refreshing Chodovar beer to sip. The experience was getting better and better. Pretty soon all the joking stopped and we dedicated ourselves to serious relaxing. The beer went down just fine.

A 20-minute soak was just about right because by that time the bath was starting to cool. The spa attendants returned, wrapped us all in sheets and we retired to the relaxation room, where we spent another 20 minutes cocooned in duvet blankets, sweating out toxins in a process the beer bath had started.

I let my mind drift. I’m not sure who it was, but I definitely heard snoring from across the room.

It was recommended that we didn’t shower for a few hours after the treatment and when I dressed a while later, I still had bits of herbs stuck to my skin. I also wondered whether we all smelled like a brewery, but if we did, we all came from the same keg and I didn’t worry about it for long.

The earliest written account of a brewery in Chodova Plana is from 1573, built over the ancient cellars chiseled out of granite rock that were foundations for a castle long since crumbled away. Beer is still matured in these cellars in huge barrels. There’s also a brewery museum, and tours of the brewery are conducted daily.

Part of the underground vaults also houses a cozy restaurant that serves delicious Czech favourites such as goulash and dumplings, plus a selection of European cuisine. And, of course, there’s a selection of beer.

I recommend it for drinking -- and for soaking.

More information

At Pivni Lazne, a beer bath is 600 CZK crowns (about $35 Cdn) for one and 1200 CZK crowns ($70 Cdn) for two in a double bath. See chodovar. cz. For travel information, contact Czech Tourism Canada at czechtourism.com.




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