August is Random Shit Month Posted: 2009-08-06 by Mike G
NOTE: Special BHON Date and Time this week!!!! Wednesday August 12th - Taps on Queen - Brewhouse and Grill. Come one and come all, but be sure to mop up after yourself if you make a mess!!!
Nothing terribly eventful going on right now, so here’s some wierd shit to fill the time...
Some pictures from Dan and Vickie’s stag and doe....Where did they come up with these strange games?
Next door to Cox Smoker’s Shop...
Next door to Dick Liquor!
Guess Which One Of These Two People Mike B Wants To Take Home? Posted: 2009-08-05 by Chris
Driver Caught Speeding While Watching Porn Posted: 2009-07-20 by Mike G
Jul 20, 2009 01:45 PM
THE CANADIAN PRESS
PORT HOPE – Ontario Provincial Police say a driver who was pulled over for speeding on the weekend was watching an adult film at the time.
Police say they pulled over the car on Highway 401 near Port Hope, Ont., on Saturday morning and noticed the male driver was watching pornography on a portable DVD player sitting on the passenger seat.
Efe Osemwegie, 32, of Mississauga, Ont., is charged with speeding and operating a motor vehicle with a television visible to the driver.
Chris’ Culture Corner - The Jesus Christ Sponge! Posted: 2009-07-13 by Chris
World’s Strongest Vagina Lifts 14kg! Posted: 2009-07-10 by Mike G
The apparent possessor of the world’s strongest vagina recently broke her own vagina weight lifting record by hefting 14 kilograms using only the powerful grip of her intimate muscles. The 42-year-old woman, Tatiana Kozhevnikova, a resident of the Russian city of Novosibirsk, has honed her genitals with years of training, and is now apparently a record holder, having been recognised by the Guinness Book of Records.
She explains what led her down the ill-trodden path of becoming a vaginal weight lifter:
“After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls. I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!”
Having balls stuck inside her apparently did not dampen the ardour with which she trained; she kept at it, and describes her most recent training regime:
“You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.”
The sexual applications of such muscular power are apparently not lost on her either:
“It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed.”
