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Thank you Dalton McGuinty!
Posted: 2010-04-24 by MikeG




Why you don’t piss off the squirrels
Posted: 2010-04-23 by Unknown

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Posted: 2010-04-21 by Mike G




BHON Pub Crawl Alert!!!
Posted: 2010-04-20 by MG

What: BHON Downtown St. Catharines Pub Crawl
Where: Starting at Patrick Sheehan’s Pub - corner of St. Paul & Queen
When: Thursday, April 22 - 8:00pm
Why: Because we fucking feel like it!

Join us this thursday for the first (well actually the second if you count the NOTL night a few weeks back) pub crawl of the 2010 season. Starting point is Patrick Sheehan’s Pub on St. Paul & Queen, hopefully long before the live music begins. Other stops along the way to probably include the Merchant Ale House, Red Hot Chilli Pepper and maybe the Mansion House.

Help us usher in the spring season with a pint this thursday!!!

 

 




Random Jokes du Jour
Posted: 2010-04-09 by Mike G

  • I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone. I said, "Mourning?." He said, "No, just taking a shit."

  • When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked Him to forgive me.

  • My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!" She looked at me and yelled, "You did this to me, you bastard!" I casually replied, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your ass but you said, ’That would hurt too much’."

  • I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup.. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why and she said, "Because I’m trying to examine you."

  • I was walking down the road and saw my Afghani neighbor Abdul standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What’s wrong, Abdul? Won’t it start?"



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