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BHON Pub Crawl Alert!!!
Posted: 2010-04-20 by MG

What: BHON Downtown St. Catharines Pub Crawl
Where: Starting at Patrick Sheehan’s Pub - corner of St. Paul & Queen
When: Thursday, April 22 - 8:00pm
Why: Because we fucking feel like it!

Join us this thursday for the first (well actually the second if you count the NOTL night a few weeks back) pub crawl of the 2010 season. Starting point is Patrick Sheehan’s Pub on St. Paul & Queen, hopefully long before the live music begins. Other stops along the way to probably include the Merchant Ale House, Red Hot Chilli Pepper and maybe the Mansion House.

Help us usher in the spring season with a pint this thursday!!!

 

 




Random Jokes du Jour
Posted: 2010-04-09 by Mike G

  • I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone. I said, "Mourning?." He said, "No, just taking a shit."

  • When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked Him to forgive me.

  • My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!" She looked at me and yelled, "You did this to me, you bastard!" I casually replied, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your ass but you said, ’That would hurt too much’."

  • I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup.. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why and she said, "Because I’m trying to examine you."

  • I was walking down the road and saw my Afghani neighbor Abdul standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What’s wrong, Abdul? Won’t it start?"



Carlsberg Employees Decry Limits on Beer at Work
Posted: 2010-04-09 by Sherry

The Associated Press

A worker mans the production line at Carlsberg Breweries in Copenhagen. Scores of Carlsberg employees walked off the job Thursday after the Danish brewer tightened rules on workplace drinking. 

Scores of Carlsberg workers walked off the job in protest Thursday after the Danish brewer tightened laid-back rules on workplace drinking and removed beer coolers from work sites, a company spokesman said.

The warehouse and production workers in Denmark are rebelling against the company’s new alcohol policy, which allows them to drink beer only during lunch hours in the canteen. Previously, they could help themselves to beer throughout the day, from coolers placed around the work sites.

The only restriction was "that you could not be drunk at work. It was up to each and everyone to be responsible," company spokesman Jens Bekke said.

Carlsberg had mulled a stricter drinking policy for years and finally decided to impose the new rules on April 1, prompting protests from staff.

Bekke said around 800 workers went on strike Wednesday and around 250 walked off their jobs Thursday, resulting in interruptions to beer transports in and around Copenhagen.

Carlsberg’s truck drivers joined the strike in sympathy — even though they are exempt from the new rules, Bekke said. The truck drivers are permitted to bring three beers from the canteen because they often don’t have time to have lunch there.

The trucks have alcohol ignition locks preventing drivers from driving drunk, he added.

© The Canadian Press, 2010
The Canadian Press




The Fellatio Truth Movement
A Documentary
Posted: 2010-04-05 by Mike G




Happy Easter Everyone!
Posted: 2010-03-26 by Mike G




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