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British Commercials.
Posted: 2010-10-07 by Dan

 

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EDI Laffs, Gaffs and Blunders: En Francais!
Posted: 2010-10-05 by MikeB

Holy jeebus.  A not-to-be-named transport company (not Duncan) in Quebec have initiated EDI communications with a client.

Sounds good so far, couple really simple documents.  Ok, they have no document spcs as to how they need documents formatted, ok, here’s some samples!  "Eh tabarnac she’s good!  we make it production yes?!?"  Well everybody is on board, all systems good to go.

Testing proves to be tiring, communications back and forth frequently confusing, due to language probs.  They provide no document specifections, agree to our sample document formats, but somehow what we send them isn’t what they expected? WTF?  How can you expect anything without saying what you want?  Go to a restaurant, tell the waiter "surprise me" then complain that’s not what you wanted.  Bonne chance.

Well, apparently some goofboul decides to send production documents using an ID that was never setup, not the one they said they would be using, so nothing is coming in.  Shit happens, "eh tabarnac we make a bad ID!".  Ok. that’s fixed.  Documents arriving.

WTF.  They are sending in document alright, and have decided to break only a few cardinal rules to EDI.  Address segments, with no elements, how drole!

  • N1*WH*Fucktard Transport*9*0212~
  • N3~
  • N4~

Wait a tic!  Indicate that there is both N3 + N4 address info, yet nothing there!

So many issues, with them being hardcore French, our side Engligh, many more fuckups on the way im sure. 

Then it dawned on us, this isn’t a language issue causing us problems with the setup, these people are fucking stupid in any language!




Ever Wonder What a Muslim Pussy Looks Like?
Posted: 2010-09-28 by Kathy




My Dad’s Job
Posted: 2010-09-28 by Kathy

David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.

David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. ’My father’s an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer’s really good, he’ll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money.’

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring, and took little David aside to ask him, ’Is that really true about your father?’

’No,’ said David, ’He plays for the Toronto Maple Leafs but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.’




Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy
Posted: 2010-09-28 by MikeG

Katy Perry guested on SNL this past week. Her music might suck, but
who knew she was such a fine TALENTED ACTRESS!!!
Check out some of her FINE ACTING in this exclusive clip!!!

 




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