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A Thousand Dildos For The Military Wives
Posted: 2012-04-27 by Mike G

LAS VEGAS—RealTouch wants to bring teledildonics to Afghanistan. Company manager Scott Rinaldo, appearing at a CES party sponsored by porn firm Pink Visual, said he’s working on distributing "a thousand dildos for the military wives"—in this case, Internet-connected sex toys that can let families thousands of miles apart get intimate.

I’m not sure if he’s being skeezy or sweet here. Let me start with the technology. RealTouch is a slightly terrifying, synthetic orifice that lives in a plastic tube and connects to a computer. Based on data from an Internet connection, the unit warms up, lubes up, pulses and grips any item stuck into it. On the other end of a connection, a "performer"—who could be a paid "cam girl," or the aforementioned military wife—hand-operates a sensor-covered rod to run the motors in the RealTouch.

Rinaldo’s core audience, at least so far, is men who buy his device to sync it with porn videos in the privacy of their own homes. But Rinaldo sees a genuine social benefit in his tech, so he said he’s trying to get in touch with the U.S. military to have RealTouch approved as a method for a sort of virtual conjugal visit. (Presumably, female soldiers could operate the rod while deployed and send the main unit home.) Given the lack of privacy on military bases, I’m not sure how that would work, exactly. But it’s a thought.

RealTouch is the latest stab at teledildonics, the science of remote-controlled sex. The term was coined in 1975 by a science-fiction author, according to Wikipedia. The gadget’s appearance here at CES was part of a sex-tech party organized by Pink Visual, a porn company which specializes in technology-forward content delivery.

As an intrepid reporter, I stuck my finger into a RealTouch unit while performer Kirsten Price hand-rubbed a nearby, Internet-connected dildo. The sensation was very strange; what felt like a whirring, rotating, feathery object made of a moist latex-like material was almost polishing my finger. Afterwards, my finger smelled like lube. I’m not going to judge.

RealTouch is currently available for $249.




Happy Easter!
Posted: 2012-04-01 by MG




Spring is Here! - Time for a Renewed Optimism!
Posted: 2012-04-01 by MG




Roll up the Rim is Back!
Posted: 2012-03-04 by Mike G

Holy Shit! I Won!!!!

A sure sign that spring is on its way up here in the Great White North
is the arrival of Tim Hortons ’Roll up the Rim to Win’ Contest. I never
seem to win fuck-all and the last few years I haven’t even won a free
coffee. Imagine my suprise when I finally scored the grand-prize!!!!

Sadly, when I went to claim it the hot chick at the counter switched places
with the old dude running the drive-thru and I had to settle for a gummer
from a guy who looked like Walter Matthau. Fuck....I never have any luck!

Also, don’t forget to try out Timmies all new Latte’s!




BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - February 2012
Posted: 2012-02-11 by MG

No theme to this month’s Pbbbbt. Just some random tits. Enjoy!




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