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Happy Halloween
Posted: 2012-10-15 by MG




It's Cock-toberfest!
Posted: 2012-09-30 by MG

Hard to believe this year is almost over and it’s October already. Nothing really noteworthy to say
about October. I dunno, there’s Halloween, pumpkins, Canadian Thanksgiving....what else is there?
Oh yeah....beer and boobs! I guess that’ll do...otherwise fall is just sort of depressing. So strap on
your lederhosen and whip out your wunderknokkers and I’ll show you my wienerschnitzel! Yaya!




The New iPhone 5 is Here! Got Yours Yet?
Posted: 2012-09-30 by MG




September Events Schedule
Posted: 2012-09-01 by MG

Strange Brew III - Beer Tasting and Movie Night

Date: Sept 6, 2012
Location: BHON Clubhouse, Thorold, Ontario, Canada, Planet Earth
Time: 8:00 pm Eastern Time
Parking: Park yourself. If a dude asks for your keys, he ain’t the valet!
Details: Join us for the third ever BHON Strange Brew Beer tasting and movie night at the BHON Clubhouse. Fun and games for the whole family (if your family likes beer and wings). Door prizes (not really) and food prepared by chef Costco along with sampling of a variety of different beers from Ontario and foreign micro breweries.
Rules: Bring beer.
Bring crappy beer - you’re banned!
Bring really crappy beer - you’re ultra-banned!
Bring domestic crappy beer - you’re so ultra-banned, it’s not funny!
Bring Coors Light - you’re gay! (And banned!)

BHON 16th Anniversary - Bugsy’s Sept 20th!

Hard to believe, but BHON turns 16 years old September 20th, 2012. We’re not really sure what that means so we asked some local teenagers what it’s like to be sixteen again. Here’s what they had to say:

Julie, age 16 - Like OMG! Like you guys, like it’s like so cool that you’re like 16 and everything. You guys should like have a Facebook page or something and like you could all like go on it and like, click on like and that would be like really awesome.

Danielle, age 15 - For my 16th birthday, it would be sooo awesome if you could like have all your friends come over and watch Justin Beiber videos or maybe have a sleepover and watch all the Twilight series. I can’t believe that Kristin Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson. Like what a bitch! Bella totally didn’t deserve to be with Edward anyways.

Josh, age 14 - I think it would be totally awesome to have my friends over to play World of Warcraft for like 48 hours non-stop and drink Red-Bull and eat pizza. Hey, have you guys ever seen a naked girl’s boobies? That would be kinda awesome too. I hope I get to see a girl’s boobies some day.

Alicia, age 17 - Eww, why are you old guys talking to me? That’s creepy!

Goth Kids - Yeah like who cares, the whole world sucks anyway. I’m just gonna hang out in my room and act all sullen and moody. I prefer to bask in my own misery and bitch and complain that the world doesn’t take me seriously enough.

Wow...being a teen these days is pretty lame! Enough of that shit....

Back to School Bitches!

 




BHON Exclusive Feed from the NASA Mars Rover!
Posted: 2012-08-24 by MG




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