THE WORLD’S FIRST VAGINA BEER HAS ARRIVED Posted: 2017-11-01 by MG
Cheers, gentlemen.
If there are two things men love in this world, make no mistake: they are beer and vaginas.
But up until now, you’ve had to choose, because it’s physically impossible to enjoy both without making a mess.
Gentlemen, let us introduce you to the Order of Yoni. The first brewing company that produces beer from vaginas. Yes, you read that correctly.
This beer is partially made from the essence of a woman’s vagina, or better known as vaginal lactic acid bacteria. The first batch of beer, which probably we won’t be tasting because we don’t live in Europe, is being made from lactic acid bacteria of a smoking hot Czech model, Alexandra Brendlova.
“We were looking for an inspiration, a model who is both beautiful, charming girl and intelligent, eloquent woman,” Wojtek Mann, the founder of the company, told Maxim. “I really appreciate her way of speaking, and I find her body language, the way she walks, very sexual.”
But before you go stockpiling, there some financial aspects that remain unsolved. Order of Yoni’s InieGoGo page has risen only €279 out of €150,000 goal.
If you decide to donate, Mann offers you to taste your own girlfriend only for €10,000. You’ll get a voucher for 60 bottles of beer produced on your girlfriend’s vaginal bacteria.
We’ve got our fair share of skepticism of how that would actually taste, but hey. It’s your call.
New!!! BHON Fun and Games Section! Posted: 2017-09-30 by MG
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Welcome to 2017 - Year of the Offended! Posted: 2017-09-24 by MG
Apparently the BHON site is just not politically correct enough for today’s precious hipster snowflake society. We sincerely apologize for any offense we may have caused and encourage you to go perform oral stimulation on an abnornally large male genitalia until you feel all better about yourself.
Also, I think it’s about time we all learn to respect women of all walks of life. They don’t get any credit for what they do, they don’t get any respect.
Summer is Coming to and End Posted: 2017-08-27 by MG
RIP Celtic Pub! Posted: 2017-08-27 by MG
It is with great sadness that we must announce the passing of a beloved member of the BHON family.
On Monday, August 14th - 2017 ’The Celtic Pub’ passed away quietly due to failure to pay their rent.
Although we saw a few signs of trouble leading up to their eventual demise, we didn’t realize it was the end of the road for this BHON favourite. On our last few visits they were frequently out of various menu items, beer taps were out of order, the live bands stopped showing up on thursday nights etc.
Please pause for a moment of silence while we pay our respects to the dearly departed.
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