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NCDSB Invents new Portable Workstation!
Posted: 2001-01-22 by Mike G




Welland, Ont - January 2001

In a unique approach to recycling, the NCDSB finds use for the many donated BEC computers...portable computers!

"Couldn't we just get new laptops?", asked the IT staff, when the management came up with this innovative solution. A quick trip to Home Depot and an hour later, the entire IT department was outfitted with the latest in troubleshooting technology. As an added bonus, the new solution allows the technicians free use of both hands, rather than having to carry a laptop.

"The increased productivity and cost savings will bring great benefit to the Board", quoted one senior administrator who chose to remain unnamed.

A patent registration is apparently underway...


BHON Date Rape Drug Warning!
Posted: 2000-12-01 by Mike G

IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL MEN THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS!

Men, be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl. Good girls out there, please forward this message to your guy friends. And girlfriends, take heed.

There is a new drug that is in liquid form. The drug is now being used by female sexual predators at parties to induce their male victims to have sex with them. The shocking news is that the drug is available virtually anywhere!

It goes by the street name "Beer". All girls have to do is buy a "Beer" or two for almost any guy and then simply ask the guy home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered literally helpless against such tactics.


Chicken Head Found in McDonalds Dinner!
Posted: 2000-11-30 by Mike G



By Keith Rushing - Daily Press

Thursday, November 30, 2000

NEWPORT NEWS

Katherine Ortega was looking forward to eating a chicken dinner after a family outing Tuesday night. She ordered a box of fried wings from McDonald's and was putting them on plates for her two children when she found a chicken part that definitely wasn't a wing.

"I noticed that it had a beak and it had eyes," said Ortega. "I screamed."

The unusual piece turned out to be a fried chicken head. Ortega called the McDonald's on Warwick near Hickory Point Boulevard where she purchased the dinner and told a restaurant manager about it. She said the manager was pretty matter-of-fact.

"He said, 'Just bring it back. We'll send it back to the company,'

Ortega said. The manager told her that she could have a refund or another box of wings. But Ortega said she had lost her appetite for chicken.

"There's no way I wanted another chicken box," Ortega said.

Ortega said she fixed grilled cheese sandwiches for her family. "I will probably cook at home from now on," she said.

Ortega said that although the manager told her she could bring the chicken head back to the restaurant she told him he could see it on television.

"I wanted consumers to watch and know what they're eating," she said. Ortega said several co-workers have told her that she was correct to alert the public. She said it's taking her a while to get over the ordeal.

Ortega was unable to sleep Tuesday night, she said. "I kept thinking about my children eating it," Ortega said. She said that if she had just let her children dig in, her youngest child who is 5 years old probably would've bitten the head without looking at it.

Ortega isn't sure if she'll file a lawsuit. But she said that she contacted the FDA for advice on handling the incident. She's also planning to meet with McDonald's officials who want to know more about the matter. Ortega wants more information, too. "I just want to know how it got there," she said.

A manager at the McDonald's where she bought the chicken refused comment Wednesday night. Corporate officials couldn't be reached for comment.

Keith Rushing can be reached at 247-7870 or by e-mail at krushing@dailypress.com


Sydney Olympics 2000 - Update
Posted: 2000-08-10 by Mike B

Great...nothing better than having the usual TV fare pre-empted for more lame-assed frill, pomp and circumstance. It must be the olympics again! Woo-Fucking-Hoo!



Here's a collective BHON favourite. The 2 Man Luge. Note: Sliding down a hill with another guy sitting on your cock ain't a sport Jack!

A rundown of some other "Not to be missed" Olympic events include the following:



The standings currently show BHON way out ahead with uncontested Gold medals in the Trinidad and Tobaggo Mocking event, courtesy of our CIO, Mike B.

Making Canada proud...


Testing
Posted: 1970-01-02 by MG




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