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Back to IndexBHON Gets Reviewed - Exclusive! Posted: 2002-07-01 by Mike B BHON gets reviewed - an Internet exclusive! Hear what the waitresses have to say about BHON! Through investigative reporting (eavesdropping) BHON has collected unsolicited statements from some of the fine and not so fine wing establishments. Semen Makes Women Happy - Study Claims Posted: 2002-07-01 by Mike G Raj Persaud SPECIAL TO THE STAR Semen makes you happy. That's the conclusion of a study comparing women whose partners wear condoms with those whose partners don't. The study showed women who were directly exposed to semen were less depressed. Researchers think this is because mood-altering hormones in semen are absorbed through the vagina. They say they've ruled out other explanations. "I want to make it clear that we are not advocating that people abstain from using condoms," says psychologist Gordon Gallup of the State University of New York. He led the team that divided 293 female students into groups depending on how often their partners wore condoms, and assessed their happiness using the Beck Depression Inventory, a standard questionnaire for assessing mood. People who score over 17 are considered moderately depressed. The team found women whose partners never used condoms scored eight on average, those who sometimes used them scored 10.5, those who usually used them scored 15 and those who always used them scored 11.3. Women not having any sex scored 13.5. Gallup said his team already has unpublished data from a group of 700 women confirming the always-use group was more depressed than the usually use group, suggesting the discrepancy in the smaller study was a sampling error. The team also found depressive symptoms and suicide attempts more common among women who used condoms regularly compared with those who didn't. The results will appear in the journal Archives of Sexual Behavior. But is it really semen that affects women's mood? Researchers say they looked at alternative explanations, such as whether women who seldom use condoms took oral contraceptives, how often they had sex, the strength of relationships, and the possibility a certain type of personality influenced the decision to use condoms. But none of these factors can explain their findings, they say. NEW SCIENTIST Long Distance Breast Exams! Posted: 2002-06-28 by Mike B Four women have contacted police after being persuaded to stand topless in their windows or balconies so that a satellite could give them a mammogram. The women, aged between 19 and 45, living in the Algarve, southern Portugal, were all contacted by telephone by a woman claiming to be a doctor. She told them that a revolutionary method had been developed of conducting breast examinations by satellite. They were told that the consultation would be free if they followed instructions by stripping to the waist and standing in view of the satellite. One woman was so trusting that she took off all her clothes for the "examination". Later, the women were telephoned with the alleged results of the examinations. The woman claiming to be a doctor then told them of her sexual desires in graphic detail. Editor: Fuuuuuuuck! Hey Ladies, I give tonsilectomy's with my cock. BHON World Cup Report 2002 Posted: 2002-06-20 by Mike B Well, the hockey season is over and once again we at BHON find ourselves hanging our heads over the fate of our beloved Toronto Maple leafs. What's a poor Canadian boy to do post-hockey? Oh...Soccer is on! Woo-Fucking-Hoo! Go Tomats! Makes me wanna go cruise in my IROC...and don't forget the flag! Oh wait...the Korean's beat everyone this year? Now that's funny! 
Robin and Sandy bring us a BHON Baby! Posted: 2002-03-15 by Derek H LINK 
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