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BHON Goes Politically Correct
Posted: 2002-10-01 by Mike G

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EDI Laffs, Gaffs and Blunders
Posted: 2002-09-22 by Mike B

Edition V1.5: Ah, friday afternoon, time to put the feet up, and rela....


[BRNNGGGG]
Me: Halo, WAZZZUPPP!
USA#3m: Hi, we are keeping having 850 error out because of the shipping to codes.
Me: Ah, go fuck yourself... Ah, go fuck yourself.
Me: Shit, did I just say that to this pecker?... Shit, did I just say that to this pecker?
USA#3m: I'm not Vanting rude talking on the phone!
Me: Crap! Italics aren't working on the phone!... Sorry there ____, there was a radio on.
USA#3m: Ok I'm not all the time getting blasphemous comments.
Me: That's right you brown devil!... That's right you brown devil.
USA#3m: Vhat?
Me: Shit!... Oh ____, I can't figure out this radio.
USA#3m: Vee are making conference calling with USA#1f.
USA#1f: Hi Mike.
Me: Hi sexy, rub your muff on the phone... Hi sexy, rub your muff on the phone.
USA#1f: WHAT DID YOU SAY MIKE?
Me: Crap! Busted!... I said "Hex Key, and a rubber muffin on my phone."
USA#1f: Oh, we must have a bad connection.
Me: I'll make a cock to pussy connection in a minute. Yeah, the phones aren't the.... Fuck, italics in wrong spot.
USA#1f: PARDON ME!
Me: Oh, I said "I'll make an octopus E-connection in a minute. Fucking italics are killing me here!
USA#1f: Oh, I must be hearing things.
Me: I OWN3D Italics!... You'll be hearing my balls on your chin tomorrow. Fuuuuuuuucccckkkkk!
USA#1f: This is getting annoying, you said?
Me: Letsee bitch... You'll be hearing Paul S. on CHIN radio tomorrow. Hah! Mike wins again.
USA#1f: Ok, let's get the meeting started. We are having a hard time handling all the cocks you are sending.
Me: Huh?... Huh?
USA#1f: When we clit on the snatch, it's all tits and nips... A-hole, 2 can play at this game!
Me: Suddenly the hunter becomes the hunt-ed!... I ran a testicle, solid nuts, long X12 penis.
USA#3m: Vhat?
USA#3m: Vhat is going on wit talking?
USA#1f: Inbox ready, no new cockuments in a looong time... Oh you big sexy machine!
Me: The day is mine!... Are you ready? I'm about slide a large document into the inbox.
USA#1f: I'm ready, it's been such a looong time... Oh no, I wonder how big is that thing going to be?
Me: Get some new!... Here it comes, I'm going to clit on send....And.....
[ERRRRRRRNNNHHHH!]
Me: Fire Alarm! Fuck!... Gotta go, fire alarm! Great, I have to evacuate when I was about to...
Me: Jack, you're late!
USA#1f: Oh god, oh god oh god! Ooooooooooohh!... Ahhh, where's my cigarettes.
USA#3m: Vhat talking EDI?


 




BHON 6th Anniversary
Posted: 2002-09-16 by Mike G


Another year has passed by and once again we return to the birthplace of BHON - RickiJo’s for a night of beer and wings (go figure?)




EDI Laffs, Gaffs and Blunders
Posted: 2002-09-13 by Mike B

Edition V1.4:
Well, where to begin? 850's live, or so we think! I'm talking with USA#1, #2, and #3,
all is well. But one of the last minute system changes means that both the SAP material
number and the HS-Code is not viewable by the USA customer service reps! Call 911!

[Meeting...Shuffle paper, cough, whining]
CDN#1m: Eh, we are not like to typing in the HS and Material code 2 time!
Me: and my hand will be sore from bashing in your face... Then don't, it's already sent in EDI.
CDN#1m: Eh, but the CSRs cannots sees the code!
Me: me, sore hand, you, sore face... I send it, they receive it, not my problem.
CDN#2f: But if the CSR cannot see both codes, they cannot process the order!
Me: me, sore cock, you, sore mouth... They have to fix the problem on their end, we are sending all the data.
PDN: All these documents have gone through testing, why is this brought up now after the go-live?
Me: You tell 'em puddin'! I agree, this should have been an issue during testing.
CDN#2f: Another issue is that MRP is affected by the inbound ASN quantities, we cannot receive the PO quantity!
Me: you're about to receive a quantity in the eye... Exactly, you have to receive what USA sends.
CDN#3f: But that's not the way it entered before EDI, we shouldn't have to change!
Me: in a minute I'm going to enter your... Entry port documents indicate qty received, you don't use that?
CDN#4f: Not always the time, sometimes dere, we are gettink confirmation from dese instruction oral!
Me: fuck, don't make it so easy frenchy... So you receive a quantity higher than what was shipped!
CDN#2f: Yes, well no. Of course, maybe out of the ordinarily we won't not receive a different quantity, so no.
Me: bend over, I'll pound some fucking sense into you... Next topic.
PDN: Agreed, we have stopped the inbound 855 and 856 until the issues are resolved, we are ready to test.
CDN#1m: Eh, so when we are going to test dese changements?





Harry Potter Dildo is Huge Seller!
Posted: 2002-09-07 by Mike G

Parents whose kids are begging for Mattel's Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 broom might want to check out the reviews at toysrus.com . One Texas mother was afraid her 12-year-old daughter would think the Quidditch stick was too babyish, but says "she LOVES this toy. Even my daughter's friends enjoy playing with this fun toy. I was surprised at how long they can just sit in her room and play with this magic broomstick!" An Ohio mom also found her 12-year-old daughter and her pals "play for hours in her bedroom with this great toy. They really seem to like its special effects ... My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too!"

Then all became clear to us with the comments from a toy enthusiast in New Jersey: "It wasn't until she ... started playing with it that I realized the toy may offer a more than sensational experience. The broomstick has cute sound effects and VIBRATES when they put it between their legs to fly ... What were the creators of this toy thinking? She'll keep playing with the Nimbus 2000, but with the batteries removed." Gee Mom, it only takes three AA's.


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