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Niagara Falls gets a Hooters
Posted: 2003-10-02 by Mike G

October 2003 marked the long awaited opening of the first Niagara Area Hooter’s. Of course a Grand Opening Celebration would not be complete without a visit from the BHON crew!

And what a visit it was...read the full REVIEW here.

And many thanks to Jill for tolerating us with all the ogling and flash photography, not to mention that million dollar smile! We are forever in your debt! PS - Will you marry me???? :)




BHON Celebrates its 7th Year
Posted: 2003-09-18 by Mike G

Seems like I just put up the pictures from last year’s anniversary party and here we are once again. Yes...BHON has now begun its eighth year of doing what we do best.

We returned again to Ricki Jo’s, the birthplace of BHON, with a huge turnout and the usual assortment of pbbbbt, smyt’s and ongoing commentary on beaver maintenance. Our lovely waitress AIDA...(EYE-Eat-AH What????) kept the pitchers cumming and seemed to take our requests to display her breasts in stride.

And so we start year eight...still searching for the best wings in Niagara... BRING IT ON!!




Huge Blackout hits Northeastern US and Canada!
Posted: 2003-08-14 by Mike G

An unprecedented blackout hit the northeastern portion of the continent today affecting an area stretching from as far north as Sudbury, as far west as Detroit, south to Ohio and east to New York city.

BHON presents a stunning photo slide show of this event, captured by our worldwide reporters on a research trip to New York city.

Click HERE to download a brief powerpoint presentation!


Rick Retires! A BHON Exclusive!
Posted: 2003-03-31 by Mike B

In a stunning announcement earlier this month, none other than Rick Hatrick turned in his resignation and applied for retirement from the NCDSB.

Souces within the board were shocked and dismayed as they scrambled to contain the highly volatile situation.

Meanwhile, a public outcry of protest over the situation reached epidemic levels this weekend with public demonstrations held in major cities around the world.

Full Story



BHON Sars Prevention Information
Posted: 2003-03-24 by Mike G

With the daily reports of SARS - Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome - gripping the GTA, BHON has decided to take a proactive approach to help provide its members with the necessary information to protect themselves from this highly publicized disease.

Effective immediately, protective gowns and masks are encouranged for all members of BHON when attending meetings. A BHON spokesperson, who refused to be identified, provided the following statement. "How the hell do you drink beer with a surgical mask on? This is fucking stupid!".

BHON also has the following tips to help keep yourself SARS free: (Of course we base this information on absolutely nothing...)

  • Alcohol kills germs...drink plenty of it to help prevent yourself from contracting SARS.
  • SARS is a respiratory disease. Spending time in a smoke filled environment should make your respiratory system less attractive to viral infection. Also, viruses hate the smell of smoke on their clothes the next morning.
  • Don't go to health care facilities...actually, the waiting time in the emergency will probably kill you before SARS ever will.
  • If you start hacking up black death or otherwise showing symptoms...stay the fuck home!
  • Even if you are not showing symptoms, stay the fuck home! The less paranoid morons out, the better!
  • In fact...lets all stay the fuck home! BHON recommendes a 10-day vacation...err...quarantine for all!



    Suggested attire for future BHON meetings - File Photo



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