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BHON Technology Report - USB Vibrator
Posted: 2004-02-01 by Mike G

Jewel's Matrix USB Vibrator

A true plug-and-play peripheral

Unlike the euphemistically entitled USB-powered "personal messager" from GrandTec, the makers of the Matrix Vibe aren't afraid to bill their gadget for what it is -- a full-on USB-powered sex toy!

Your computer can now pleasure you too! Become one with your laptop or desktop as you plug the Matrix Vibe into your USB port and reach orgasmic heights with this 10-speed pulsation and vibrating bullet vibe. All at the touch of your finger! The vibe requires no batteries, as it runs off the user's computer. A USB cable to connect the vibe to your computer is included, no software is needed for the device to run. So what are you waiting for? Get ready to "Plug and Play." Also available in Firewire and 10/100Mb Ethernet versions.

Editor: Can you imagine the calls the tech support dept for THIS company must get!!!




2nd Annual Golden Cock Awards
Posted: 2004-02-01 by Mike G

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BHON Child Safety Information
Posted: 2003-12-02 by Mike G

WAAAAAAAHHHHH!

BHON Child Safety Tips:

As we all know, our children's safety is of paramount importance especially in these times where stories of abductions and abuse are becoming all too common. Here are some guidelines to follow as parents:

  • Know who your kids are hanging around with...
  • If your 30+ year old neighbour has a petting zoo and amusment park in his yard, and an odd preoccupation with kids, perhaps you should be concerned?
  • Letting your kids sleep over at a friend's house is okay...Unless the friend is an aging freakshow musical has-been with a failing career! WTF are you thinking?
  • If you're hiring a babysitter, make sure not to hire anyone who looks like the photo on the left!

    By following these simple steps, you've taken a great step in ensuring your children's safety!

     

    This announcement brought to you by Yet Another Hollywood Freakshow getting more attention than he deserves...




    • BHON Random Fun Site Launched
    Posted: 2003-12-01 by Mike G

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    Woman Attempts Man-Juice Diet
    Posted: 2003-11-20 by Mike G

     

    SANTA MONICA, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- A woman in Santa Monica, California, is attempting to lose weight in a manner others may not be able to stomach -- an all-semen diet.

    Starting December 1, a plump porn star named Kim Kelly hopes to lose between 10 and 20 pounds by spending 30 days on a diet consisting largely of semen -- or as she prefers, "man juice."

    It may be hard for you to swallow but Kelly is shooting for at least six square meals a day -- with occasional pigouts.

    So far, more than 800 men have offered to help Kelly with her diet and she's currently screening applicants thoroughly for STDs.

    Although nutrition experts agree "man juice" is high in zinc and other nutrients, there's no officially recommended daily allowance.

    Therefore, Kelly says plans to drink plenty of banana smoothies in between her regular meals because, in her words, "I'm not going to kill myself for this."




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