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2nd Annual Golden Cock Awards
Posted: 2004-02-01 by Mike G

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BHON Child Safety Information
Posted: 2003-12-02 by Mike G

WAAAAAAAHHHHH!

BHON Child Safety Tips:

As we all know, our children's safety is of paramount importance especially in these times where stories of abductions and abuse are becoming all too common. Here are some guidelines to follow as parents:

  • Know who your kids are hanging around with...
  • If your 30+ year old neighbour has a petting zoo and amusment park in his yard, and an odd preoccupation with kids, perhaps you should be concerned?
  • Letting your kids sleep over at a friend's house is okay...Unless the friend is an aging freakshow musical has-been with a failing career! WTF are you thinking?
  • If you're hiring a babysitter, make sure not to hire anyone who looks like the photo on the left!

    By following these simple steps, you've taken a great step in ensuring your children's safety!

     

    This announcement brought to you by Yet Another Hollywood Freakshow getting more attention than he deserves...




    • BHON Random Fun Site Launched
    Posted: 2003-12-01 by Mike G

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    Woman Attempts Man-Juice Diet
    Posted: 2003-11-20 by Mike G

     

    SANTA MONICA, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- A woman in Santa Monica, California, is attempting to lose weight in a manner others may not be able to stomach -- an all-semen diet.

    Starting December 1, a plump porn star named Kim Kelly hopes to lose between 10 and 20 pounds by spending 30 days on a diet consisting largely of semen -- or as she prefers, "man juice."

    It may be hard for you to swallow but Kelly is shooting for at least six square meals a day -- with occasional pigouts.

    So far, more than 800 men have offered to help Kelly with her diet and she's currently screening applicants thoroughly for STDs.

    Although nutrition experts agree "man juice" is high in zinc and other nutrients, there's no officially recommended daily allowance.

    Therefore, Kelly says plans to drink plenty of banana smoothies in between her regular meals because, in her words, "I'm not going to kill myself for this."




    BHON Low Bandwidth Site Launched
    Posted: 2003-11-01 by Mike G

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