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Woman Attempts Man-Juice Diet
Posted: 2003-11-20 by Mike G

 

SANTA MONICA, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- A woman in Santa Monica, California, is attempting to lose weight in a manner others may not be able to stomach -- an all-semen diet.

Starting December 1, a plump porn star named Kim Kelly hopes to lose between 10 and 20 pounds by spending 30 days on a diet consisting largely of semen -- or as she prefers, "man juice."

It may be hard for you to swallow but Kelly is shooting for at least six square meals a day -- with occasional pigouts.

So far, more than 800 men have offered to help Kelly with her diet and she's currently screening applicants thoroughly for STDs.

Although nutrition experts agree "man juice" is high in zinc and other nutrients, there's no officially recommended daily allowance.

Therefore, Kelly says plans to drink plenty of banana smoothies in between her regular meals because, in her words, "I'm not going to kill myself for this."




BHON Low Bandwidth Site Launched
Posted: 2003-11-01 by Mike G

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Niagara Falls gets a Hooters
Posted: 2003-10-02 by Mike G

October 2003 marked the long awaited opening of the first Niagara Area Hooter’s. Of course a Grand Opening Celebration would not be complete without a visit from the BHON crew!

And what a visit it was...read the full REVIEW here.

And many thanks to Jill for tolerating us with all the ogling and flash photography, not to mention that million dollar smile! We are forever in your debt! PS - Will you marry me???? :)




BHON Celebrates its 7th Year
Posted: 2003-09-18 by Mike G

Seems like I just put up the pictures from last year’s anniversary party and here we are once again. Yes...BHON has now begun its eighth year of doing what we do best.

We returned again to Ricki Jo’s, the birthplace of BHON, with a huge turnout and the usual assortment of pbbbbt, smyt’s and ongoing commentary on beaver maintenance. Our lovely waitress AIDA...(EYE-Eat-AH What????) kept the pitchers cumming and seemed to take our requests to display her breasts in stride.

And so we start year eight...still searching for the best wings in Niagara... BRING IT ON!!




Huge Blackout hits Northeastern US and Canada!
Posted: 2003-08-14 by Mike G

An unprecedented blackout hit the northeastern portion of the continent today affecting an area stretching from as far north as Sudbury, as far west as Detroit, south to Ohio and east to New York city.

BHON presents a stunning photo slide show of this event, captured by our worldwide reporters on a research trip to New York city.

Click HERE to download a brief powerpoint presentation!


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