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3rd Annual Golden Cock Awards
Posted: 2005-02-01 by Mike G

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BHON Christmas Gift Ideas
Posted: 2004-12-01 by Mike G

Still hunting for that perfect Gift for your loved one?
Let BHON offer some sure-fire holiday hits for this season!

 

BHON Ergonomic Mouse Pad

Everyone uses a computer these days? Why not give them something practical that they can use every day, while caring for their health at the same time!

Prevent carpal tunnel injuries with an Ergonomic Mouse Pad!

The BHON Deluxe Mouse pad provides an ergonomic cushioned cradle for your wrist to ease tension and gently massage wrist tendons with each stroke.

Available in a variety of sizes and colours! Order today!

BHON Household Lube!

Here's a handy item for around the house! Everyone needs a little nutbuster for cracking those HARD to remove nuts, bolts and screws! This item sells fast folks, and we don't even have the annoying Canadian Tire fuck to tell you that!

Great for the garage, the car, the boat, camping trips...You name it!

Pick up a can or two today!

BHON DVD Rewinder!

Don't you just hate it when you rent DVD movies, then have to Fast Forward them in reverse on your DVD player in order to get them back to the begining? I know I do! That's why we present you with this revolutionary item! With the popularity of DVD's at an alltime high, it's no wonder this item has become one of our most popular sellers!

BHON 4-Bay CD/DVD Burner

Is your hard drive filling up with all the Warez and Pr0n you've been accumulating? Are all those DVD's you download off of BitTorrent taking too much time to burn? Do you need to archive all your stuff quickly and easily? Then you need this!

The world's first 4-slot multi-format compatible media burner, burns CD-R/RW, DVD-R/RW, DVD+R/RW, DVD-RAM...White and Whole-Wheat compliant!

BHON Golf Outing Packages

Whats more sporting than Gobblers Knob!

Lets say you are tired of your wife, and want to get a little action on the side, well Gobblers Knob is what you are looking for! Ungroomed turf, pocked marked playing surface and tree dwelling ape/bitches, thats what you get at Knob Gobblers. Oops, Gobblers Knob.





BANG! at 141 Linwell!
Posted: 2004-09-17 by Kevin 2.0

Apparently after the bars closed last night some drunken buffoon smacked head on into John's parked car. I slept through it, but I'm sure the pictures will be sent along.
Oh the joy of the drunken buffoon!

 



BHON 8th Anniversary
Posted: 2004-09-16 by Mike G

Another year has passed by and once again we return to the birthplace of BHON - RickiJo’s for a night of beer and wings (go figure?)





Fucking Wants a Name Change
Posted: 2004-07-04 by Mike G

Fucking Villagers Vote Against Name Change

Residents of an Austrian village called Fucking, have voted against changing the name.

The 150 or so people who live in the village debated the issue after roadsigns kept being stolen - many by British tourists.

Spokesman Siegfried Hoeppl, said: "Everyone here knows what it means in English, but for us Fucking is Fucking - and it's going to stay Fucking - even though the signs keep getting stolen."

He said the name came from Mr Fuck and his family who settled in the area 100 years ago, and added "ing", meaning village or settlement.

The villagers didn't find out about the English meaning of the word until Allied soldiers stationed in the region in 1945 pointed out the alternative meaning.

Local newspaper editor Menhardt Buzasa said there had been an increase in the number of signs being stolen, and said British tourists were usually blamed.

"I do not agree it is just the British. Fucking is universal. Germans use it as much now as the British, and it also means the same to the Americans, Australians and anyone in the English speaking world," he said.

Similar votes on a name change have taken place recently in neighbouring Austrian towns Wank am see and Petting, as well as in Vomitville and Windpassing.





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