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BHON Colouring Book Released
Posted: 2005-05-05 by Mike G
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Weren't we all deprived as children? With over three dozen labia and clitoral illustrations, who knew coloring could be both fun and educational too! The kids drawings hanging on the fridge will never be the same, so get out your crayons and get coloring today!!!
Order online from Chapters/Indigo or Alibris.
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May is Masturbation Month - Join the Cause!
Posted: 2005-05-01 by Mike G
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May 28th marks the 10th anniversary of National Masturbation Day. Masturbate-A-Thon is like a walk-a-thon but more fun -- you don't need to leave home and you won't get blisters on your feet! First, print or download our pledge sheet. Between now and the end of May, ask people you know to sponsor you for every minute you'll masturbate during the Masturbate-A-Thon on May 28, 2005. After you masturbate for the cause, be sure to tell your friends how much money they helped raise. Click the image to the left for more details... |
Happy Easter - BHON Jesus Online!
Posted: 2005-03-22 by Mike G
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BHON Valentine’s Gift Ideas!
Posted: 2005-02-14 by Mike G
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February is Here Again!
Don’t forget Valentine’s Day!!!
Yes Valentine’s Day! The day when all guy’s testicles shrivel and retract with the knowledge that no matter what they do, they’re likely to be paying for it for the next several months. Let’s face it, most guys would rather shave their balls with a blunt Gillette than spend an hour in the card store picking out something special for their pookie-wookie-snookie-dookie. But assuming we ever want to get laid again, we go through with it anyhow! Happy Pussywhipped Day to You all! |
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BUT FIRST!! - Want to Impress Her this Valentine’s Day???
You need the BHON Love Songs Collection! Available now from K-Tel, this exclusive collection is not available in stores! All the romantic classics you know and love in this one-of-a-kind deluxe edition 8-track hi-fi recording! Order today!
Download these SAMPLE TRACKS, light the candles and get ready for some lovin - courtesy of your friends at BHON!!!
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3rd Annual Golden Cock Awards
Posted: 2005-02-01 by Mike G
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