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Crappy Valentines Day!
Posted: 2007-01-28 by MB

Don’t forget February 14th!




Mike’s Yard Sale
Posted: 2007-01-28 by MG




Best Wishes for 2007
Posted: 2007-01-27 by MG




BHON Bartender of the Year!
Posted: 2007-01-27 by MG




EDI Laffs, Gaffs and Blunders
Posted: 2007-01-27 by Mike B

After several years hiatus, the ELGB column returns!

Edition V3.1: A New Beginning again once more.  

Pbbbt1: Please check to see if you have received the following transmission(s). As of this afternoon we have not received the FA for them. If you need them re-sent please let me know.
Me: Well seeing as how I see no gaps in your interchange control numbers you have sent, why don’t you try sending the shit first! GAHH!!! ....Cock right in the mouth.....

Doofus1: Lets move the map change into production, but can you hold the orders and just send one in to SAP so we can verify the changes are ok?
Me: Yeah, they send in via AS2 so it’s not on a schedule, and the file is Auto-Export, I should also have enough time to SPLIT SOME FUCKING ATOMS TOO ASSHOLE! ....Knife right in the eye.....

Doofus1: Hello Mike, I don`t see any errors or hung processes in SAP, do you see any problems with Wal Mart orders on your side? Thanks,Doofus
Me: Oh yeah, big problems with the Konnectigizzoink, I’ll get to it as soon as the Whatchimaglop has finished. Oh, and they haven`t sent SHIT YOU BUNCH OF MORONS! WE CANT’T RECEIVE SOMETHING THEY HAVEN’T SENT! ....Hot chunk of steel right up the nose....




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