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The Buffalo Theory
Posted: 2006-08-01 by Mike G




BHON Remote Control
Posted: 2006-07-12 by Mike G

Are you struggling with remote control madness? Is your coffee table littered with a collection of controls for your various high-tech gadgetry? Well, Mike B found the solution to tame his wayward remotes with the SONY RM-2500AV. This cadillac of remote controls supports up to 12 devices with its customizable touch sensitive LCD display, programmable macros and universal learning mode.

The RM-2500AV is now available from your local Sony retail dealer.

Not to be outdone by Sony, BHON is proud to announce the PBBBBT-69AV universal remote control!!!! This revolutionary device can control an unlimited number of household devices including; the washing machine, the dryer, the iron, the oven, the vacuum cleaner, and the home entertainment system.

PBBBBT-69AV can also be programmed to bring you beer on command while you enjoy watching hockey on your HDTV.

Unfortunately, many models of the PBBBBT-69AV have been reported to be tempermental devices, and may become un-cooperative at least once a month. There have also been reports that PBBBBT-69AV requires high-maintenance and is costly to keep running optimally. Despite these drawbacks, we must admit that the PBBBBT-69AV looks pretty damn good just lying on your coffee table!

Technical Advisory: Married men wishing to use PBBBBT-69AV are warned against using the device in the bedroom as disasterous conflicts may occur when using the device in this environment.






Cambodia Bans 3G Cell Phones
Posted: 2006-06-15 by Mike G

PHNOM PENH (Reuters) - Cambodian Prime Minister Hun Sen has banned 3G mobile phones after a complaint from his wife and her friends about receiving pornography on them.

"I have written to the Minister of Telecommunications to delay the use of certain mobile phones," Hun Sen told an assembly of Buddhist monks in Phnom Penh Friday. "We can wait 10 more years until we have managed to improve morality in society."

Hun Sen, a one-eyed former Khmer Rouge soldier who has been in charge for the past 20 years, said his wife had signed a petition asking him to act against the phones, which can send video as well as still images.

Sexual violence and abuse are common in the war-scarred Southeast Asian nation.

Cambodia's first 3G (third-generation) mobile network opened earlier this year, but few people can afford the phones.

(c) Reuters 2006. All Rights Reserved.

In related news, Sokum is still trying to figure out where those photos went that he took with his new cellphone...Hrmmmm?




BHON Travel Destinations!
Posted: 2006-06-12 by Mike G



BHON agrees wholeheartedly! Nothing beats a little Intercourse!
So go experience Intercourse yourself! Or take a friend and
enjoy Intercourse together!




BHON Movie Night 2006
Posted: 2006-04-25 by Mike G

April of 2006 arrived and brought the warmth of spring with it. We decided to celebrate by dusting off the pool tables at Vaxxine and throwing open the doors for the first BHON Movie Night of the year.


Eddie Murphy provided the retro-entertainment and Duff’s provided the pizza and wings. We’re happy to report there were no GI-Joe related incidents the entire night.




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