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BHON Spring Cleaning Tips
Posted: 2007-04-07 by Mike G

Spring is here again....(if the fucking snow ever melts...). Time to get the homestead ready.

First, time to drag out the old patio furniture and clean it
off of any slimy oils, grease or snail tracks....

Next, clean out all those beer empties you've been collecting
in the garage and take them back to the beer store for a refund.

Finally, while you're cleaning up the garage, take some time to inspect
your garage door hardware and lubricate it as necessary.

Last but not least, don't forget to trim back that excess winter bush!

 




Happy Easter!!!
Posted: 2007-04-01 by Mike G

 

A Special Message from the Easter Bunny....

 




Son of STFU Guy Discovered! Attends an NCDSB School!
Posted: 2007-04-01 by Mike G




EDI Laffs, Gaffs and Blunders: WTF!
Posted: 2007-03-26 by MikeB

Edition V3.4: Oy gevalt...

Every time you open your mouth...Some idiot starts talking......

 

dumb.yank said at 15:37AM: What's the point of doing the 997 processing?

MikeB * Uhhhhhhh am I hearing that right? *

dumb.yank said at 15:39AM: We haven't done them in years for XYZ and XYZ is still in business.

MikeB * No fucking way is anybody that stupid *

dumb.yank said at 15:40AM: If the order isn't received and processd, somebody complains, so what's the deal?

MikeB * Yeah who cares if an order is fulfilled 3 weeks late! *


Really, too fucking stupid to even respond to.


When do I get my supply of crack cocaine....




EDI Laffs, Gaffs and Blunders: GAH!
Posted: 2007-03-21 by MikeB

Edition V3.3: Turn the cheek...

Somebody is suffering from a case of the stupids.....

dumb.broad said at 10:21AM: Has the corrected map been moved into production yet?
MikeB said at 10:22 AM: I rarely move a map into production PRIOR to starting on it, im waiting for YOU to give the specs
dumb.broad said at 10:22 AM: *fwap* *thunk*

dumb.broad said at 01:42 PM: Do you think we are going to meet our time schedule for the company name change?
MikeB said at 01:46 AM: Are you talking about the schedule that you were to create and publish?
dumb.broad said at 01:47 PM: *bzzt* *crackle*

dumb.broad said at 09:10 AM: Can you confirm that PO XYZ made it to SAP?
MikeB said at 09:11 AM: After an arduous search within the bowels of the database architecture, and with great persistence and perseverance, I can deliver, from my death bed, this message, yes, the order is in SAP, it was intangibly hiding atop the pinnacle of the staggering 11 count of orders received that day, thus making it difficult for you and your esteemed colleagues to ascertain with any great certainty, it's current location.
dumb.broad said at 09:12 AM: *gnaw* *hork* *ptoo*


Is it saturday yet....




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