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BHON Gets Reviewed - Exclusive!| Posted: July 1st, 2002 | Posted By: Mike B |
BHON gets reviewed - an Internet exclusive!
Hear what the waitresses have to say about BHON! Through investigative reporting (eavesdropping) BHON has collected unsolicited statements from some of the fine and not so fine wing establishments.
Amy - Mystic Jack's: They were super nice, but they took off before I got a chance to show them my tits! I ran out into the parking lot topless, and they were gone. :(
Sarah - YNot Again: They were a swell bunch, was odd that they had sex with the towel holder. Why does everyone spit on those guys, they were nice to me!
Cindy - Boston Pizza: Oh my god! I gave them the bill from that baseball team! They only owed $84! Come on back for the $180 refund we owe you guys!
Luanne - Regal Begal: Cripe, the big A-hole wouldn't shut up about the damn chair! "Git outta my chair", the whole damn night.
Sia - Hallet's: Right, well, they was kynda loud right, nice chaps they was, and me boss is a fucking weirdo!
Melissa - Ricki Jo's: Fuck, they take more pictures than National Geographic!
Jenny - Relax Bar: BHON who? Who the fuck is he? Is he here? Where's he at? MAMMA! Who's BHON?
Mamma - Relax Bar: BHON, WHO'S HE WANNA BE? TELL HIM TO FUCK OFF!
Petra - Player's: Great guys, and the grey-haired handsome devil who paid was cute! Looked at my ass all night, made me horny!
Nancy - Romby's: Oh Jesus, look at the puke on the sidewalk. Fuck, look in the shitter! Someone set us up the spaghetti bomb.
Marianne - Scorecard Harry: Fuck, the big guy touches me again he get's knifed!
Elizabeth - The Rex: These guys must be loaded, no bicycles, and they all have cars!
Connie - Cheers: What's with the pbbbt sound? The fucking carpet was soaked from that crap.
Mary - Cracker Jacks: Thought they'd never leave, they sure got the hint when the vacuuming started though.
Tammy - Honey's: Sonofabitch! Someone pissed all over the place! Huh, some hippie fixed the toilet.
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