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BHON Sars Prevention Information
Posted: March 24th, 2003Posted By: Mike G

With the daily reports of SARS - Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome - gripping the GTA, BHON has decided to take a proactive approach to help provide its members with the necessary information to protect themselves from this highly publicized disease.

Effective immediately, protective gowns and masks are encouranged for all members of BHON when attending meetings. A BHON spokesperson, who refused to be identified, provided the following statement. "How the hell do you drink beer with a surgical mask on? This is fucking stupid!".

BHON also has the following tips to help keep yourself SARS free: (Of course we base this information on absolutely nothing...)

  • Alcohol kills germs...drink plenty of it to help prevent yourself from contracting SARS.
  • SARS is a respiratory disease. Spending time in a smoke filled environment should make your respiratory system less attractive to viral infection. Also, viruses hate the smell of smoke on their clothes the next morning.
  • Don't go to health care facilities...actually, the waiting time in the emergency will probably kill you before SARS ever will.
  • If you start hacking up black death or otherwise showing symptoms...stay the fuck home!
  • Even if you are not showing symptoms, stay the fuck home! The less paranoid morons out, the better!
  • In fact...lets all stay the fuck home! BHON recommendes a 10-day vacation...err...quarantine for all!



    Suggested attire for future BHON meetings - File Photo


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