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BHON Child Safety Information
Posted: December 2nd, 2003Posted By: Mike G

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BHON Child Safety Tips:

As we all know, our children's safety is of paramount importance especially in these times where stories of abductions and abuse are becoming all too common. Here are some guidelines to follow as parents:

  • Know who your kids are hanging around with...
  • If your 30+ year old neighbour has a petting zoo and amusment park in his yard, and an odd preoccupation with kids, perhaps you should be concerned?
  • Letting your kids sleep over at a friend's house is okay...Unless the friend is an aging freakshow musical has-been with a failing career! WTF are you thinking?
  • If you're hiring a babysitter, make sure not to hire anyone who looks like the photo on the left!

    By following these simple steps, you've taken a great step in ensuring your children's safety!

     

    This announcement brought to you by Yet Another Hollywood Freakshow getting more attention than he deserves...



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