I am a man. I am a white, hetero, cis-gendered, male human being. Apparently that puts me at the very bottom of the social hierarchy these days. I like women. Women have tits. I like tits. There....I said it! Bring on the social justice warriors and their keyboard judge and jury. Guilty as charged. 

So I should forewarn you that the following pictures are of tits. Women’s tits. You should not look at these tits. These women could be the victims of ongoing male oppression, and viewing these tits makes you just as cuplable as all the men who stand accused of sexually deviant behaviour. Stand in solidarity with all women who are victims #MeToo!

I repeat - Do not look at these tits!