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BHON Christmas Gift Ideas

Posted: December 1st, 2004

Posted By: Mike G

Still hunting for that perfect Gift for your loved one?
Let BHON offer some sure-fire holiday hits for this season!


	BHON Ergonomic Mouse Pad Everyone uses a computer these days? Why not give them something practical that they can use every day, while caring for their health at the same time! Prevent carpal tunnel injuries with an Ergonomic Mouse Pad! The BHON Deluxe Mouse pad provides an ergonomic cushioned cradle for your wrist to ease tension and gently massage wrist tendons with each stroke. Available in a variety of sizes and colours! Order today!
	BHON Household Lube! Here's a handy item for around the house! Everyone needs a little nutbuster for cracking those HARD to remove nuts, bolts and screws! This item sells fast folks, and we don't even have the annoying Canadian Tire fuck to tell you that! Great for the garage, the car, the boat, camping trips...You name it! Pick up a can or two today!
	BHON DVD Rewinder! Don't you just hate it when you rent DVD movies, then have to Fast Forward them in reverse on your DVD player in order to get them back to the begining? I know I do! That's why we present you with this revolutionary item! With the popularity of DVD's at an alltime high, it's no wonder this item has become one of our most popular sellers!
	BHON 4-Bay CD/DVD Burner Is your hard drive filling up with all the Warez and Pr0n you've been accumulating? Are all those DVD's you download off of BitTorrent taking too much time to burn? Do you need to archive all your stuff quickly and easily? Then you need this! The world's first 4-slot multi-format compatible media burner, burns CD-R/RW, DVD-R/RW, DVD+R/RW, DVD-RAM...White and Whole-Wheat compliant!
	BHON Golf Outing Packages Whats more sporting than Gobblers Knob! Lets say you are tired of your wife, and want to get a little action on the side, well Gobblers Knob is what you are looking for! Ungroomed turf, pocked marked playing surface and tree dwelling ape/bitches, thats what you get at Knob Gobblers. Oops, Gobblers Knob.