With gas prices on the rise BHON offers the following suggestion to help you cope with the increasing costs.
Stay Home!
Just think, by staying home not only will you save energy, but reduce air pollution and aggravation by having one less dumbass on the road to deal with. While you're at it, quit your job (you are always complaining about it anyway) and go on welfare. Actually, why don't you just go kill yourself and be done with it!
Helpful tips from your friends at BHON.