So there’s a new variant of the old favourite "A Friend has sent you a Hallmark E-Card" virus floating around the last few days. Well hello and welcome to last week! This one comes in the form of a very nicely formatted HTML mail message with graphics and links stolen from the legitimate Hallmark website. It also comes with a nice EXE attachment that happily buttfucks your PC into spam-zombie oblivion. Of course these types of email messages are so old-school, chances of this spreading around must be close to nil. Nobody in their right mind would click on an EXE attachment now would they? HAH...think again young-bucko!

When are all these fucking retards going to learn to stop clicking on EXE attachments for fuck sake? I mean fuck....do you still believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny too? Do you still shit in your pants? You grew out of those habits, why the fuck can’t you get it through your brain-dead fucktard heads that NOBODY needs to email you a fucking EXECUTABLE program EVER?

I swear, if I wanted to deal with douchebags all day long, I could have gotten a job working in a Massengil factory! Fuck IT....I need a drink.