WTF. I work from home, but I get a big panic email that I have to sit through a WHMIS / MSDS safety BS training course. Well, apparently the entire corporation will fucking collapse if even 1 contract employee whom is never ever even in a fucking office where all this shit might come in to play, doesn't take the course. So, it's a bunch of stupid ass videos with the most annoying voices on the planet. If I catch that one bitch she's going to be reading up on a clorox douche MSDS label. Drop dead, smug slut. You're so smart, got ALL THE FUCKING ANSWERS DONT YA! Yeah, on a peice of paper, oh noes, the Wizard of Oz has been exposed as a fraud! Well, after sitting through approximately 9 hours (2 really )of Jerk-Master-Theater, 1000 modules each with a stupid quiz. Why the fuck would they quiz me on shit that I wasn't paying attention to? Stupidity is the name of the game I guess. Well, after the final groin-licker quiz, there's a real test! Hoohah! But, wait, even better, if you get like 5 out of 30 wrong, gotta sit through the whole thing again! WOOO HOO AINT WE GOT FUN! Well, I'm clipping along the test, cheating as much as possible lololol google, then the worse fucking luck. The fucking IE based java application locked up, upon answering question 27, correctly I might add. So, I email HQ, let them know that they can go right ahead and fire me, I'm not redoing all that bullshit again, and that they can all go suck a long cock in the park. Well after about 15 minutes, the test resumed, and I got 85%. Hooray, I get to keep my job.

Then I washed my balls in Hydrochloric acid without reading the label.