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The Perfect Day...| Posted: March 30th, 2008 | Posted By: Mike G |
The Perfect Day for Her...
- 8:00 - Wake up to hugs and kisses; cuddling with partner who tells me how beautiful I am
- 8:30 - Weigh in 5 lbs lighter than yesterday
- 8:45 - Breakfast in bed - freshly squeezed orange juice, fresh fruit and croissants
- 9:00 - Open presents - expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner
- 9:15 - Hot shower with lavender scented exfoliating body scrub
- 10:00 - Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer
- 10:30 - Important appointments - Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave
- 12:00 - Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
- 12:45 - Catch sight of partner's ex-girlfriend and notice she's gained 25 lbs
- 1:00 - Shopping with friends
- 4:00 - Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from secret admirer
- 4:15 - Massage from strong but gentle hunk - says he's rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
- 5:30 - Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe
- 7:30 - Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing
- 10:00 - Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
- 10:50 - Carried to bed - freshly ironed, crisp, white linen
- 11:00 - Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
- 11:15 - Fall asleep in his big, strong arms
The Perfect Day for Him...
- 6:00 - Alarm
- 6:15 - Blowjob
- 6:45 - Massive, Satisfying shit
- 7:00 - Shower, wash balls and asshole
- 7:20 - Breakfast - steak and eggs, coffee and toast all cooked by naked buxom blonde who bends over a lot
- 7:45 - Limo arrives - several beers en route to the airport
- 9:15 - Flight in personal lear jet
- 9:30 - Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (Blowjob en-route)
- 9:45 - Play Front Nine (2 under par)
- 11:45 - Lunch - steak and lobster, 3 beers and a bottle of Dom Perignon
- 12:15 - Blowjob
- 12:30 - Play Back Nine (4 under par)
- 2:15 - Limo back to airport (several fine bourbons and a blowjob)
- 2:30 - Fly to Bahamas
- 3:30 - Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, nude who also bend over a lot
- 4:30 - Land word record Marlin (1234lbs) on light tackle
- 5:00 - Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle MacPherson (bending over, naturally)
- 6:00 - Watch news - Michael Jackson assassinated
- 6:45 - Shit, shower and shave
- 7:00 - Dinner - lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak follwed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits
- 8:00 - Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigars in front of wall-sized TV as you watch hockey game
- 9:30 - Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies
- 11:00 - Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza and wing snacks and a cleansing beer
- 11:30 - Night-cap blow job
- 11:45 - In bed alone
- 11:50 - A 30 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
- 11:51 - Laugh yourself to sleep
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