Edition V3.6: Operation Fucktard ....

Fucktard: Hey we need some new EDI documents mapped, lol are they done yet?

Me: Well, I need a few details, like what fucking document, who's the fucking partner, what's it being mapped to, and is fucking inbound or fucking outbound?

Fucktard: Lol i dunno, is it done yet?

Me: Ok, listen here shithead, I need the partners document specifications, and the target document specs.

Fucktard: lol ok here they are.

Me: Well, you've sent me a photograph of your wife and kids, how nice, I could use the specifications.

Fucktard: Are they done yet? lol

Me: About as ready as your wife's camel toe in that picture you sent instead of the SPECS!

Fucktard: lol here are the specs, now are they done?

Me: Well, seeing as how you are mapping a ridiculously simple EDI document to a customized version of the most complex Idoc - it's going to take quite a while, as we are not currently processing this Idoc.

Fucktard: lol will it be done tomorrow?

Me: *throws a noose over a rafter in the garage*