Edition V3.3: Turn the cheek...

Somebody is suffering from a case of the stupids.....

dumb.broad said at 10:21AM: Has the corrected map been moved into production yet?
MikeB said at 10:22 AM: I rarely move a map into production PRIOR to starting on it, im waiting for YOU to give the specs
dumb.broad said at 10:22 AM: *fwap* *thunk*

dumb.broad said at 01:42 PM: Do you think we are going to meet our time schedule for the company name change?
MikeB said at 01:46 AM: Are you talking about the schedule that you were to create and publish?
dumb.broad said at 01:47 PM: *bzzt* *crackle*

dumb.broad said at 09:10 AM: Can you confirm that PO XYZ made it to SAP?
MikeB said at 09:11 AM: After an arduous search within the bowels of the database architecture, and with great persistence and perseverance, I can deliver, from my death bed, this message, yes, the order is in SAP, it was intangibly hiding atop the pinnacle of the staggering 11 count of orders received that day, thus making it difficult for you and your esteemed colleagues to ascertain with any great certainty, it's current location.
dumb.broad said at 09:12 AM: *gnaw* *hork* *ptoo*

Is it saturday yet....