Edition V1.5: Ah, friday afternoon, time to put the feet up, and rela....

[BRNNGGGG]
Me: Halo, WAZZZUPPP!
USA#3m: Hi, we are keeping having 850 error out because of the shipping to codes.
Me: Ah, go fuck yourself... Ah, go fuck yourself.
Me: Shit, did I just say that to this pecker?... Shit, did I just say that to this pecker?
USA#3m: I'm not Vanting rude talking on the phone!
Me: Crap! Italics aren't working on the phone!... Sorry there ____, there was a radio on.
USA#3m: Ok I'm not all the time getting blasphemous comments.
Me: That's right you brown devil!... That's right you brown devil.
USA#3m: Vhat?
Me: Shit!... Oh ____, I can't figure out this radio.
USA#3m: Vee are making conference calling with USA#1f.
USA#1f: Hi Mike.
Me: Hi sexy, rub your muff on the phone... Hi sexy, rub your muff on the phone.
USA#1f: WHAT DID YOU SAY MIKE?
Me: Crap! Busted!... I said "Hex Key, and a rubber muffin on my phone."
USA#1f: Oh, we must have a bad connection.
Me: I'll make a cock to pussy connection in a minute. Yeah, the phones aren't the.... Fuck, italics in wrong spot.
USA#1f: PARDON ME!
Me: Oh, I said "I'll make an octopus E-connection in a minute. Fucking italics are killing me here!
USA#1f: Oh, I must be hearing things.
Me: I OWN3D Italics!... You'll be hearing my balls on your chin tomorrow. Fuuuuuuuucccckkkkk!
USA#1f: This is getting annoying, you said?
Me: Letsee bitch... You'll be hearing Paul S. on CHIN radio tomorrow. Hah! Mike wins again.
USA#1f: Ok, let's get the meeting started. We are having a hard time handling all the cocks you are sending.
Me: Huh?... Huh?
USA#1f: When we clit on the snatch, it's all tits and nips... A-hole, 2 can play at this game!
Me: Suddenly the hunter becomes the hunt-ed!... I ran a testicle, solid nuts, long X12 penis.
USA#3m: Vhat?
USA#3m: Vhat is going on wit talking?
USA#1f: Inbox ready, no new cockuments in a looong time... Oh you big sexy machine!
Me: The day is mine!... Are you ready? I'm about slide a large document into the inbox.
USA#1f: I'm ready, it's been such a looong time... Oh no, I wonder how big is that thing going to be?
Me: Get some new!... Here it comes, I'm going to clit on send....And.....
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Me: Fire Alarm! Fuck!... Gotta go, fire alarm! Great, I have to evacuate when I was about to...
Me: Jack, you're late!
USA#1f: Oh god, oh god oh god! Ooooooooooohh!... Ahhh, where's my cigarettes.
USA#3m: Vhat talking EDI?