BHON Reviews
Review Criteria
Reviews Explained
Reviews Sorted by Score
Reviews Sorted by Location
Map of All Locations
EDI Export of All Locations
 |
Latest Reviews
Most Recent Updates! |
 |
The 100 Club
BHON Legendary! |
 |
The Good
BHON Approved! |
 |
The Bad
BHON Slammed! |
 |
The Ugly
Out of Business! |
 |
Wings Across the World
|
 |
Wing Events
|
BHON Features
BHON Advice Section
BHON Bush Watch
BHON Golden Cock Awards 2002
BHON Golden Cock Awards 2003
BHON Golden Cock Awards 2004
BHON Home Improvements
STFU Guy Word Tour 2002
Wheel Of WINGS!

Wheel Of PBBBBT!

|
My wife was in labor with our first child. She was shouting, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!" She looked at me and yelled, "You did this to me,
you bastard!" I casually replied, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your ass but you said, ’That would hurt too much’."
-- Anonymous --
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:
Introducing BHON AI
|
Ladies and gentlemen, after many months of development, we are pleased to announce the release of BHON AI version 0.69! Since companies all over the world are busy investing in AI technology, we figured why not jump on the bandwagon and try to make some money on one of our own! Finally, we are ready to present it to the world!
The BHON AI is based on a complex new natural language engine known as the "Cognitive Unified Neural Toolkit" or C.U.N.T. One of the main benefits of C.U.N.T. over competing platforms such as OpenAI and ChatGPT are the significantly lower memory requirements due to our streamlined neural model. It has been trained exclusively by Mike G to eliminate redundancy in its output.
Initial implementations of C.U.N.T. have not been without glitches though. Some say C.U.N.T. can be problematic unless handled appropriately. Sometimes C.U.N.T. can be unpredictable and we cannot quite put our finger on it. Inserting queries into C.U.N.T. are encouraged and we welcome your feedback. Please be aware we are still in our testing phase and your results may vary. Use advice given by C.U.N.T. at your own risk!
|
Enter your question here:
Donna: How’s the urine smell?
Johnny-Z: So So...
Donna: Oh Fuck off and quit breathing then!
|







- May - 2026: Club Belvedere, Thorold
- April - 2026: The Usual Suspects , Niagara Falls
- April - 2026: Chip n Charlies, Niagara Falls
- February - 2026: Chuck’s Roadhouse, St. Catharines
- November - 2025: Hooligan’s Sports Bar, Niagara Falls
- July - 2025: Manhattan Bar & Grill, St Catharines
- May - 2025: Sideline Social Kitchen & Bar, St. Catharines
- November - 2024: Stirling Niagara Pub & Eatery, Niagara Falls
- November - 2024: The Courtyard Bar & Grill, St. Catharines
- May - 2024: Jo Blo’s Bar & Grill, St. Catharines
BHON Events History
| Date: |
Member: |
Location: |
Intersection: |
Parking: |
| June 25th, 2026 | Group effort | The Dublin Stout Irish Pub (formerly Sheehans) | St. Paul and Queen | Good luck! Anywhere you can | | July 9th, 2026 | Derek Jones | Derek’s house 7775 Jubilee Dr | Dorchester and Jubilee | On the road |
The Weasel: For finally fucking off. (Note this award is to be
a permanent fixture)
Mike B: I’m not saying John’s gay or anything, he just likes to eat Snickers bars upside down so he can feel the veins on his tongue.
MikeB: The colon is the gateway to the soul.
Miss V: I’ve already seen your cock!
Woppy DiWop: Hey, what aboutta da tomat?
Steve: Fire up the Zamboni to get her off, the ice.
DBSP: Drunken Bar Slob Percentile - method for rating wingery
CPU: Defined as a Continuing Poultry Unit - 10 mild or 2 "911" hot
EVFL: Environmental Flatulance Level - 2 part - sound/scent
ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot
SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal
TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score.
PBBBBT!: Nude female skydiver sound effect. No whistle.
EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity.
DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
BHON.NET is desgined for a minimum display resolution of 1280x1024.
If it looks like crap, please upgrade your ghetto-ass computer!
|
BHON Weather
Navigation
BHON Disclaimer
BHON Archives
BHON History
BHON Events History
BHON Membership Info
BHON FAQ
BHON Photo Gallery
Members Only Area
BHON Funnies
BHON Newslinks
World News
Canadian News
Technology News
Beer News
Wing News
BHON Wing News
Casey’s chicken wings program ‘has the potential to be the size of the pizza ...
Posted: 17 Jun 2026 at 3:04pm
Casey’s chicken wings program ‘has the potential to be the size of the pizza business,’ CEO says CSP Daily News
Torrington restaurant holding charity chicken wing fest - WTNH.com
Posted: 17 Jun 2026 at 4:57pm
Torrington restaurant holding charity chicken wing fest WTNH.com
Uncle Stickey’s Chicken to open in Danbury this summer with sticky wings - Ne...
Posted: 17 Jun 2026 at 3:40pm
Uncle Stickey’s Chicken to open in Danbury this summer with sticky wings News-Times
The Secret Recipe for Minero’s Cult-Favorite Grilled Wings - Garden & Gun
Posted: 5 Jun 2026 at 1:06pm
The Secret Recipe for Minero’s Cult-Favorite Grilled Wings Garden & Gun
A CT restaurant offers more than 30 chicken wing flavors. Why it’s having a w...
Posted: 17 Jun 2026 at 5:31am
A CT restaurant offers more than 30 chicken wing flavors. Why it’s having a wing fest. Hartford Courant
Asian chicken wing joint Wing So Good is coming to Mountain View - Mountain V...
Posted: 16 Jun 2026 at 8:48pm
Asian chicken wing joint Wing So Good is coming to Mountain View Mountain View Voice
Wingstock chicken wing festival returns to North Little Rock - KARK
Posted: 15 Jun 2026 at 4:40pm
Wingstock chicken wing festival returns to North Little Rock KARK
From 3,000 pounds of chicken wings to oxtail egg rolls, a World Cup menu for ...
Posted: 12 Jun 2026 at 3:31pm
From 3,000 pounds of chicken wings to oxtail egg rolls, a World Cup menu for every fan 11Alive.com
Buffalo Wild Wings opens new Sunbury GO spot - The Columbus Dispatch
Posted: 17 Jun 2026 at 11:50am
Buffalo Wild Wings opens new Sunbury GO spot The Columbus Dispatch
My Grandma’s 4-Ingredient Chicken Wings Are So Good, Everyone Asks for the Re...
Posted: 18 Jan 2026 at 3:00am
My Grandma’s 4-Ingredient Chicken Wings Are So Good, Everyone Asks for the Recipe Allrecipes
BHON Beer News
Scotland fans drink Boston dry as local bars run out of beer - ESPN
Posted: 17 Jun 2026 at 11:51am
Scotland fans drink Boston dry as local bars run out of beer ESPNAre Scottish soccer fans drinking all of the beer in Boston? NBC News‘We’ve never seen anything like it’: Patrons emptied bars and...
Vancouver bars rush beer and staff to the front line of World Cup’s war on th...
Posted: 17 Jun 2026 at 8:47am
Vancouver bars rush beer and staff to the front line of World Cup’s war on thirst Global News
Calgary’s Tool Shed Brewing becomes official beer provider for WestJet - CTV ...
Posted: 16 Jun 2026 at 2:37pm
Calgary’s Tool Shed Brewing becomes official beer provider for WestJet CTV News
Kingston brewery serves beer and activism with collaboration - The Kingston W...
Posted: 17 Jun 2026 at 7:16am
Kingston brewery serves beer and activism with collaboration The Kingston Whig Standard
Tool Shed Brewing Company named exclusive beer provider for WestJet - Calgary...
Posted: 16 Jun 2026 at 6:25pm
Tool Shed Brewing Company named exclusive beer provider for WestJet Calgary Herald
BrewDog Turns Up Father’s Day Across the U.K. with Gift-Ready Beer, Custom Ca...
Posted: 17 Jun 2026 at 7:34am
BrewDog Turns Up Father’s Day Across the U.K. with Gift-Ready Beer, Custom Cans and Dads Eat Free The Globe and Mail
Beer drinkers benefit as The Beer Store announces 2 new locations in Toronto,...
Posted: 17 Jun 2026 at 2:55pm
Beer drinkers benefit as The Beer Store announces 2 new locations in Toronto, providing more options to return empties YorkRegion.com
Rangers rookie officially gets 1st MLB win 4 days after beer shower to celebr...
Posted: 16 Jun 2026 at 8:05pm
Rangers rookie officially gets 1st MLB win 4 days after beer shower to celebrate it Yahoo Sports Canada
England's World Cup opener puts Spanish resort on beer alert - France 24
Posted: 17 Jun 2026 at 12:41pm
England's World Cup opener puts Spanish resort on beer alert France 24
Vancouver bars rush beer and staff to the front line of World Cup's war on th...
Posted: 17 Jun 2026 at 5:05am
Vancouver bars rush beer and staff to the front line of World Cup's war on thirst Winnipeg Sun

RSS Feed Courtesy: Google News Canada
|