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Last night a very attractive young woman asked me if I preferred breasts or legs. I told her I what I really liked was a shaved snatch! Apparently I’m not welcome at that KFC anymore.
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| Mike B: I’d fuck Cinderella. |







BHON Events History| Date: | Member: | Location: | Intersection: | Parking: |
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| April 30th, 2026 | Muffy the Cunt Puncher! | The Usual Suspects | Drummond and McLeod | Lots in Behind |
Miss V: I’ve already seen your cock!
Woppy DiWop: Hey, what aboutta da tomat?
Steve: Fire up the Zamboni to get her off, the ice.
Steve: What the fuck is this shit? (Upon receiving the gluten free beer)

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